When I first ever played Minecraft, I didn't know how to break blocks...
I went up to a tree and spam-clicked, thinking that's how you break blocks. WRONG. I spent the whole night running away from mobs since I didn't have any tools. I spent like, two hours trying to figure it out.
Then, I got so bored, I started doing random things and I held down the left-click button on a stone block. TA-DA. BLOCKS FO' DAYS.
Then I realised, I could have something called an 'internet'. I was such a big noob. XD