Gumshoe: After securing the suspect, I examined the scene of the crime with my own eyes. I found a memo written on a piece of paper next to the victim's body! On it, the word "Maya" was written clearly in blood! Lab test results showed that the blood was the victim's! Also, there was blood found on the victim's finger! Before she died the victim wrote the killer's name! How do like that? That's my "hard evidence"!
Judge: Hmm… Before we begin the cross-examination, I have a question for you, Detective.
Gumshoe: Y-Your Honor?
Judge: Why didn't you testify about this vital piece of evidence the first time!?
Gumshoe: Ah… eh… I know. I'm real embarrassed I forgot about it, Your Honor Sir.
Judge: Try to be more careful! Very well, the defense may begin its cross-examination.
Phoenix: Yes, Your Honor. Detective Gumshoe, you're saying that Mia Fey was writing the defendant's name on this piece of paper in her own blood. That's what you're really saying?
Gumshoe: Wh-what? This isn't one of those lawyer tricks, now, is it? Of course she wrote it! Who else could have!?
Phoenix: Objection! You have it backwards, Detective!
Gumshoe: B-backwards?
Phoenix: The victim is the only person who absolutely could NOT have written it! This is the report from your department, Detective. "Immediate death due to a blow from a blunt object." She died immediately!
Gumshoe: But…!
Phoenix: No "but"-ing your way out of this one, Detective!
Bogo: I can clarify that, Your Honor. I also got a copy of the autopsy report right here. It's just has the defense claims.
Judge: Order! Order! The defense has a point. Someone who died immediately wouldn't have time to write anything down.
Edgeworth: Objection! Mr. Wright and Chief Bogo, I beg your guys' pardon, but when exactly did you obtain that autopsy report?
Bogo: Your Detective gave it to me the day after the murder and I printed out an extra copy and gave that one to Mr. Wright.
Judge: The prosecutions point being…?
Edgeworth: That autopsy report is outdated, Your Honor.
Phoenix: Wh-what!?
Edgeworth: A second autopsy was performed yesterday, at my request! "Death was almost immediate due to a blow from a blunt object… But there is a possibility the victim lived for several minutes after the blow." I received these results this morning.
Phoenix: N-no way!
Edgeworth: Your Honor! It's quite easy to imagine that the victim did have time to write "Maya"! That is all.
Judge: I see!
Phoenix (Thinking): Damn you, Edgeworth! I should have known you'd have something up your sleeves!
Edgeworth: Why, Mr. Wright you look shocked! Something you want to say?
Phoenix: Mr. Edgeworth… I've heard there's nothing you won't do go get your verdict. What reason could you possibly have had to request a second autopsy report?
Judge: Mr. Wright! The defense will refrain from personal attacks on the prosecution!
Edgeworth: No matter, Your Honor. Mr. Wright. Say what you will, the evidence in this report is undeniable. Your Honor, I submit this report to the court.
Judge: U-understood. The court accepts the evidence. Mr. Bogo, you may return to your seat now.
Bogo: Yes, Your Honor.
Nick: Damn. Now I can see why you hate this guy's methods.
Edgeworth: Well, Your Honor? The evidence strongly suggests the victim was identifying the killer.
Judge: I suppose that's the obvious conclusion, yes.
Nick: Darn! This isn't good!
Bogo: Don't worry. If he's anything like Mia, he'll find a way to turn this around.
Edgeworth: The prosecution would like to call its next witness. This poor, innocent girl saw the murder with her own eyes!
Judge: Let the witness, Miss April May take the stand.
Judy: Actually what part of her is "innocent"?