Author's Note

So, tonight's upload is kind of late, sorry. BUT YOUR GUY'S SUGGESTIONS WERE SO GREAT! We really loved the idea of the twins dressing up Haruhi, so we may do that ;)

Chapter 5

They spotted Katie in front of a very futuristic building with the sign STAR TOURS: The Adventures Continues over her head. Kyoya nearly stumbled over.

"Star Tours? As in, Star WARS?" He stuttered out. Steph nodded.

Kyoya's eyes widened.

"Whats wrong, Kyoya-Senpai?" Haruhi asked, confused.

"My… My favorite movie series ever is Star Wars. I didn't know there was a themed ride of it here!" Kyoya was having a hard time staying cool and collected when, inside, he was nerding out.

Katie was beckoning to them, nearly in tears of laughter over Kyoya's lack of composure. "C'mon guys, the line is only five minutes! This is a rare sight!"

They all got into line, talking excitedly about this or that they saw in the line. The twins loved the C3PO and R2D2 figures talking with each other. Tamaki watched the screen which mimicked a travel ad to planets in the Star Wars universe. Honey and Mori were amazed at the Starcraft in front of them. Haruhi liked the ads as well. It was Kyoya who was pointing out so many details to everyone with unbridled joy. Katie and Steph were huge Star Wars nerds as well, so they would point out little known secrets to him and then he would write the facts down.

"Listen!" Katie said as an announcement came over the system. It was a pager call for Sacul Egroeg to make his flight. "Sound familiar, Kyoya?"

Kyoya knew a puzzle when he heard one. "A name? I can't figure out the spelling, exactly."

"Write it down!"

So he did. S-A-C-U-L…

"Lucas!" He gasped. "George Lucas!" Katie nodded, looking pleased. The next minute, they heard another notice saying that a speeder with the plate number THX1138 had left their lights on. Kyoya correctly identified the reference as a tribute to Lucas' first full-length feature film.

They made it to the next room within two minutes, which was a kooky little robot checking baggage of the intergalactic travelers. He thought a bunch of bounty hunter guns were hairdryers and that the mouse ears in a bag were dangerous.

Katie's attention, however, was on another robot. It looked to be broken, but it would feebly cry out "Lightspeed!" Katie had a look of sentimentality on her face. Kyoya asked what the robot was.

""This ride is like the version 2.0 with 3D and randomized sequences. The original version had one ride sequence, riding through the Death Star trenches and destroying it with Luke Skywalker. This robot was called REX and was the first time Captain of the Speeder. He was replaced when the ride was redone. This is the ride I grew up with."

Steph overheard the conversation and gave Katie a huge grin. They both loved the old robot from their childhood. But the younger of the two ushered the group on to a window with silhouettes of various Star Wars creatures. The twins howled with laughter when they saw R2D2 roll along with mouse ears on. Haruhi took a ton of photos.

They then went to a cranky robot with a thermal scanner. He made slightly rude comments to the audience, suggesting that one man's odor was causing unusual readings and such nonsense. They were all amused by his bluntness.

The time then came for them to pick up their 3D glasses and head to their Starspeeder 1000. They decided to get in line two, remembering Honey's height so he could see. Honey was in front, followed by Mori, Katie, Kyoya, Haruhi, Tamaki, Kaoru, Steph, and Hikaru. The row was long enough to fit all of them comfortably.

They watched the screen above the door to the Speeder, above Honey, and listened to the instructions of a female droid about no flash photos, how to strap in the seats, and other pre-show announcements. It was done in a silly fashion and caused the hosts to laugh at the antics on the screen. The hosts also noticed that the captain of the Speeder had exited the ship to check on repairs, leaving C3PO at the controls and locked in!

Finally, the moment arrived. They entered the Speeder with glee, but Kyoya heard Katie muttering as she strapped in the seats. Kaoru heard Steph muttering the same thing.

"No Hoth, no Hoth, please, no Hoth…"

When Katie was questioned, she looked to Steph and laughed that they were saying the same thing. Steph explained sheepishly.

"Whenever we're on this ride, we often seem to get the same sequence. Hoth, the ice planet, is fun to visit occasionally, but ten times in a row is enough."

Kyoya got the same explanation out of Katie once she stopped giggling. She added that "It's a joke Dad always makes when we go on this ride. It would be funnier if it wasn't so true."

Once the Cast Member made sure everyone was strapped in, everyone put on their 3D glasses. The ride went dark and voices of the Speeder commands and C3PO's protests inside. It became obvious that he would be their pilot and R2D2 was on top doing the navigations.

Kyoya looked so filled with childlike abandonment, he could not be recognized. Here was the huge moment!

As the ship began to lift off, they were stopped by a 3D Darth Vader with an army of Stormtroopers and Skytroopers! He demanded that the passengers hand over a rebel spy amongst them to be arrested.

As he was speaking, Katie humorously yelled out "NEVER" to the screen. But when the picture of said spy flashed on a side screen, she sobered up because it showed…

Mori.

What happened next was the span of two seconds. Mori's eyes widened and then looked over to his fellow hosts and to his cousin. He then crossed his arms and looked defiantly at Vader, a silent refusal of betraying the alliance. The hosts saw this action and Honey followed Katie's yell with "YOU'LL NEVER GET HIM!" The Host Club cheered as the speeder tried to make its way out of the hanger, but Vader used the force to hold them in place.

With a further shock, everyone realized that they felt every move, jolt, and quiver the vehicle made. It was so immersive, they felt as if they had been grabbed by Vader.

As the Troopers tired to close in, R2 blasted at Vader, breaking the grip and allowing for an escape and jump to lightspeed, which felt like a lightspeed jump should.

Both sisters tensed up, praying for another world and not Hoth. They cheered when they saw the planet of Tatooine and the start of a podrace. Everyone in the vehicle cheered as they defeated the slimy Sebulba and won the race. They then made another lightspeed jump, screaming with laughter all the way.

"What transmission?" 3PO asked R2 as they drifted in space. Suddenly, the projected image of Princess Leia came on the screen. Kyoya spazzed in nerdy glee.

Leia explained how important it was that the spy get to the coordinates the droid was receiving safely. The fate of the rebellion rested in his hands alone. Everyone looked towards Mori again, who looked as solid as a wall.

"Help us, Star Tours. You're our only hope." Leia begged, causing another violent jerk from the excited Kyoya.

The transmission was out and they made one last jump. Suddenly, the beautiful planet of Naboo was in sight and they ducked under the water. Out of nowhere, a huge fish attacked the Speeder.

"Theres always a bigger fish." Katie said to herself. Kyoya heard and laughed.

The creature's tongue was plastered against the windshield, causing several people to shriek. In a moment of quick thinking, the droid on top of the ship electrocuted the thing. They then went through the Gungan palace. They then broke surface and crashed right into a speeder. The tour then ended as the barrier from the captain and passengers came up.

As the theme music came up and the lights came back on, everyone was cheering. They had got Mori, the rebel spy, safely to their destination. The twins loved C3PO's banter, Tamaki loved the beautiful landscapes, Haruhi loved the details in the ride, Honey loved the jerky movements of the ride, and Mori, of course, loved being the rebel spy. Kyoya was in absolute bliss. He was continuously talking about how great the ride was and how they had to go on it again to see the other sequences of the ride.

"We can go on again at another time, Kyoya. The line is probably at least forty five minutes long now." Katie said with a smile, tagging along with Kyoya as he talked about the ride.

So they all exited through the gift shop which was filled with many awesome Star Wars merchandise and fun toys that everyone wanted to explore the gift shop. But they were ushered along, promising to visit later in the week. So it was a happy host club that exited Star Tours and on their next adventure.

Author's Note

Thanks for reading! we don't have a youtube link for this one, because there's so many variations of the ride, you guys can find your own. and please, keep suggesting things! We love reading your ideas. Thanks!

~That's all!~