White: Let's see, it was about 9:00, I believe. I was quietly perusifying… er, that's "reading" to you, some papers by the window. Then I heard a bedlam coming from outside! Surprised, I turned to look at the building across the way. It was then I saw him: a tall red fox attacking a woman with long hair! Needless to say that fox was not other then the defendant, Mr. Wilde! I called Miss May over at once. She, too, was flabbergasted of course. The victim, she… she ran away, but the defendant gave chase! Finally there was a terrible impaction! Then it was all over…
Judge: Hmm… If things occurred as you testify, then I'm afraid the defendant is guilty. Very well, Mr. Wright. Your cross-examination…
Phoenix: Yes, Your Honor. Okay first off you said that the person attacking Mia was my client, Nick Wilde?
White: Correct.
Phoenix: And then you said the victim, Ms. Mia Fay, ran. Could you be little bit more detailed on that?
White: Of course! Comprende! I understand! The victim was attack, by the defendant, and ran to the left. He gave chase, and struck her down!
Edgeworth: Are you sure?
White: As you know, I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!
Phoenix: Objection! Wait right there! Mr. White, you've dug your own grave!
White: What is this!?
Phoenix: You said the victim ran to the "left." But that directly contradicts Miss May's testimony! She clearly saw the victim ran "right"!
White: …! Oh hoh hoh. It is simple. You have misheard her.
Phoenix: I think not. Look at the floor plans. The killer was here. And the victim, here. If the victim ran to the left, as you claim she did, she would have been running directly away from the door! She would have been running into a dead end! Don't you find that odd?
White: ! Very strange, I did see her run to the left… I did.
Maya: Phoenix, look at his face. I don't think he's lying about this one.
Judy: Maya's right. He seems really sure about it.
Phoenix: True.
Phoenix (Thinking): Maybe he really did see the victim rum left? So he did witness the killing…? Wait a second!
Judge: Mr. Wright?
Phoenix: Yes, Your Honor?
Judge: Miss May says "right," and Mr. White says "left." Can you explain this contradiction to the court?
Phoenix: Both witnesses are telling the truth.
Phoenix (Thinking): For once.
Edgeworth: Hah! I doubt it! Er, rather, this does not clear up the contradiction!
Phoenix: There is one scenario that would explain their conflicting accounts.
Edgeworth: What!?
Phoenix: Obviously, the witness was not viewing the crime from the hotel!
Judge: Mr. Wright! What do you mean?
Edgeworth: Yes, what do you mean, he was not "viewing the crime from the hotel"!? If he was not in the hotel, where could he have been!?
Phoenix: In the law offices of Fey & Co., of course! More specifically, he was standing here! Look! When the victim ran for the door… If he was watching from this point, to him it would appear that she ran to the "left."
Edgeworth: Please! This is no time for jokes in ill taste! That is where killer was standing!
Judy: Then why did the killer, confessed that he saw the victim ran to the left?
Edgeworth: Oof!
Judge: Order! I will have order! Anyone disturbing the order of this courtroom will be held in contempt! Mr. Wright! What are you suggesting!?
White: R-r-rapscallion!
Edgeworth: Objection! The postulations of the defense are distortion of the truth, Your Honor!
Judge: Indeed. They do seem a bit far-fetched…
White: … Ho hoh hoh! You two provide us with so much enterainment!
Phoenix (Thinking): What now!? He's… laughing!?
White: The hilarity of the moment made me remember something. It appears I have been unclear, and for this, I apologize. Mr. Your Honor, might I be allowed to testify once more?
Judge: Very well, let's hear your revised testimony.
Phoenix (Thinking): Good luck. You can't fix a broken testimony, buddy!