Chapter 27: Well This Is Awkward

"So did you have fun?" Punk asked as they stepped into his townhouse

"It was so much fun!" AJ cheered holding a giant foam finger that Punk had bought her from the Blackhawks game. "And they won! So I can keep going to games"

"Yes that was the deal" Punk said locking the door behind him "You seemed to really enjoy yourself"

"I did" she said happily taking off her jacket "I can't believe I've never been to a hockey game before"

"Well get used to them" Punk warned "And once playoffs start I go where they go when I get the time off at least"

"I'll be there" she said to him "So I was thinking…" she trailed off "It's December 23rd"

"Yes I'm aware" Punk smirked

"And since it's only like an hour before December 24th which is Christmas eve-" she didn't even get to finish her sentence because he knew where she was going with it

"No you can't have your present" Punk said to her causing her to pout

"But why not?" she whined

"Because it's not Christmas" Punk said to her "And I don't know how you did it with your family but in mine we don't even exchange gifts on Christmas eve"

"Lame" she mumbled folding her arms "But I was going to give you your gift early" she said sweetly

"Don't want it until Christmas" Punk informed her and not curious at all

"Are you sure?" she asked as he plopped on the couch "Because it involves an outfit…"

"An outfit?" now that caught Punk's attention

"It's not your main gift" AJ added coolly "But you did request a certain elf outfit if I recall"

"I did" Punk said with a goofy smile standing up quickly "Where is it?"

"Upstairs" She said walking to the stairs "But if you want to wait until Christmas when both our families will be here-"

"No now is good" Punk said following her up the stairs "I still have that Santa jacket"

"I'll meet you in the guest room" AJ said to him with an eager smile and ran up the stairs

"Yes" he said gratefully to himself and jogged up the steps himself and went in the opposite direction of AJ towards their bedroom.

Once he found the very large Santa jacket he stripped off his clothes just leaving his boxers and the Santa jacket on. He made it to the guest room where they were sleeping until they got a new mattress and rested his hands behind his head and linked them together as he waited for AJ.

She took longer then ten minutes but she was worth the wait. Her hair and makeup were perfect and she looked just as she did the other night when she was wearing the naught elf outfit.

"Hello" Punk said almost unable to speak

"Hi" she said slinking over to the bed "I like your jacket" she said pointing at the old dirty Santa jacket.

"I like yours much better" Punk said sincerely sitting up "You want to come sit on Santa's lap and tell him what you want" he said slapping his bare his knee beckoning for her to join him. She casually made her way over to him and took a seat on his lap "Have you been naughty or nice"

"I've been nice" AJ said to him "Some might even say I'm a perfect angel"

"Oh that's no fun" Punk said to her running his hand up and down her bare thigh "You're not wearing underwear" he pointed out "That's naughty"

"I thought you'd approve" AJ smirked

"Oh Punk approves but Santa does not" Punk said to her

"Well Santa isn't behaving himself" AJ said to him "So I should be asking you- have you been naughty or nice?"

"Naughty" he said without hesitation and looked into her eyes

"I think you've been good" she said wrapping her arms around his neck and kissing him. His tongue slipped into her mouth and the two were in a heated lip-lock. She turned herself around so she was straddling him and pushing down against his already hardening member

"Angel my ass" Punk muttered in-between kisses. He moved his hand under the short green dress and palmed her delicate flesh causing her to moan into his mouth.

"Please" she murmured against his cheek as he began to kiss hers

"Please what?" he asked massaging her as he continued to leave wet kisses around her neck. He also bit into her sun kissed skin then ran his tongue over the mark. He knew better then to leave her a hickey but he continues the same routine on the same spot, sucking on her skin roughly and smoothing it over but AJ was far too distracted to stop him. She felt him insert a finger then a second into her now wet core.

"Phil" she moaned out trying to throw her neck back from the pleasure but she was enjoying the treatment his mouth was giving her neck. He pulled away from her neck and looked down at the fairly large mark he left on her neck.

"Damn I'm good" he said admiring his own handy work and impressed that AJ hadn't noticed.

"Yes you are" she agreed with a grin as he now picked up his pace of his fingers and didn't stop until she tightened around them and moaned in complete and utter pleasure. "How big is it?" she asked resting her forehead against his and trying to calm her breathing.

"You're about to find out" He informed her flipping her under him now and opting to keep on her green elf costume and his Santa jacket

"I meant the mark" she smirked feeling over her neck "As for what you're referring too I think I already know what I'm about to get myself into" she moved her hands to his boxers and tugged them down until he was free of them.

"You look so beautiful" Punk said moving some of her lose but now wet from sweat strands of hair to the side so he can look into her eyes

"You're beautiful" she said in a challenging voice sitting up slightly and kissing his bare chest through the opened the jacket. She ran her tongue over his nipple and he bit down on his bottom lip. She looked up at him and pulled his face down now to meet hers and he was completely lost in the kiss. As he tried to pull away she bit on his bottom lip hard and she could feel a little blood but ran her tongue over it.

"You're biting a lot tonight" Punk noted happily

"You're one to talk" she smirked pushing him off of her and onto his back and straddled him now. She began to leave wet kisses down his torso while her hands rubbed his chest. She inched closer and closer to where she wanted to be when she suddenly felt him grab her by her shoulders.

"I can not have you get teeth happy down there" Punk smirked rolling out from under her so he was now lying on her back while she was stomach down on the bed

"I wouldn't have used my teeth…much" she teased. She heard him let out a small growl and she knew exactly what that meant- he needed to go right now. He didn't have time for any more games and picked himself off of her and lifted her by her waist so she was on her knees. She had grabbed onto a pillow and rested her elbows on to it and once she did she felt him push her green dress up so she was completely bare from the waist down in front of him. He entered her quickly from behind and she let out a sensual moan, this was the best gift ever.

"You have the best ass" Punk managed to get out as he started to move quicker in and out of her. If he couldn't look at her face this was the next best visual for him.

"Harder" she requested. It surprised Punk from the first time they ever had sex how much she enjoyed rough sex. She wasn't like a kinky animal but she'd get into moods where she liked it hard and fast and Punk never complained only complied. He picked up his pace and tightened his grip against her hips that were slapping against his pelvis roughly. "I'm almost there" she almost cried out. He knew he was a thrust or two away and he hated to let go before her so he pulled almost completely out and then pushed right back in hard and that's all it took for either of them. She fell onto the bed losing the strength to keep her knees up and he fell onto her back

"Did you like your gift?" she asked out of breath

"Best gift ever" Punk said rolling off of her "You're keeping that elf costume"

"Yea I don't think they're going to want it back" AJ smirked and after a minute she got off the bed

"Where are you going?" Punk asked still only in his Santa jacket

"I'm going to get water" AJ said to him "Want a bottle?"

"Yea" He said still coming down from off his high.

Once AJ made it to the bottom of the steps she heard a knock at the door. She looked down at her attire and was thankful she was still dressed and just tugged down her elf dress lower- she didn't want to humiliate herself in front of one of Punk's friends who were always dropping by unannounced. She walked towards the door and the the person on the other side stunned her.

"Oh my god" she almost cried out placing her hand over her mouth from shock "Robbie?"

"Hey sis" he smiled opening his arms so she could hug him

"What are you doing here?" She asked not wanting to let go

"We flew in today to explore the city a bit" Robbie told her "Clara and RJ are back at the hotel but I really wanted to see you. I stopped by earlier but you weren't here"

"I was at a hockey game" She said letting go of him finally

"Oh I was hoping you were going to say you were at Christmas party" he said eyeing her naughty elf attire and her cheeks turned bright red

"Oh this isn't what you think-" she started to explain nervously as she and Robbie walked into the house. Robbie was looking at her like he was going to kill her

"AJ?" Punk asked coming down the steps in just his boxers and Santa jacket. AJ slapped her forehead with her hand knowing this was the last way Punk wanted to be introduced to her brother for the first time. "Who are you?" Punk asked in a tone that wasn't friendly but down right threatening

"Phil this is Robbie" AJ said to him slowly and smiling

"Your brother?" Punk asked and AJ nodded as Robbie eyed both of them, making them feel like they were teenagers who were caught making out by their parents.

"Phil is it?" Robbie asked mockingly extending his hand

"Yea" Punk said with a nervous laugh shaking his hand

"I'm just going to go get changed" he said quickly

"I'd appreciate that" Robbie said coolly and watched as Punk ran up the stairs

"Be nice" AJ warned her brother

"I am being nice" Robbie laughed " And I'm hoping you're going to go get changed as well unless you weren't finished but…" he trailed off and pointed at the large bruise Punk had just left on her neck

"Yep we just finished up actually" she said almost smugly causing Robbie to make a gagging noise "I'm a grown adult" she reminded him "Who I have sex with or how-"

"AJ" Punk said to her quickly with wide eyes. Did she want her brother to knock him out? "I'm going to go upstairs now" he said to them nervously and then jetted up the stairs

"I still think of you as a little girl" Robbie frowned looking at his sister

"Well I'm not" she said to in a calm voice "I'm all grown up"

"I can see that and I can also see you're still not dressed so please if you wouldn't mind" he said gesturing towards the stairs

"Fine you wait here" she said to him pointing to the couch.

AJ walked into the bedroom and saw Punk quickly slipping on his shirt and buttoning up his jeans

"A little heads up would have been nice AJ" Punk said to her

"I didn't know he'd be here" AJ defended with a laugh

"He's going to think that I'm sort of sex freak" Punk hissed "I was also planning on having pants on the first time I met your brother" he said as he watched her throw on a pair of sweats and put on one of Punk's t-shirts

"Relax" she laughed "Just go down there and keep him company I'll be back in a minute"

"He's going to hit me" Punk said to her seriously

"He's not going to do that" she giggled

"He's big AJ" Punk said to her "You told me he worked out not that he was Brock Lesnar Jr!"

"He's not that big" AJ said to him "And stop worrying just go down there and talk about baseball. Do not talk about politics or the war" she warned "Also try to pretend like you've never seen me naked"

"I just saw you naked" Punk whispered "It's all I can think about- I'm thinking about you naked, I'm thinking about getting you naked again-"

"You'll be fine" she laughed kissing his cheek "I need to clean up just sit there he's not that bad"

"Fine" he muttered "And for gods sake cover that thing up!" he said pointing to the large hickey he left on the her neck

Once Punk made it down the stairs he took a seat on the chair across from Robbie.

"This is a very nice place" Robbie noted

"Yea I can't complain" Punk said still nervous. He had never been nervous or cared what a girlfriend's family thought of him but AJ was different. He wanted to make her part of his family and that meant making her family his as well.

"So be honest with me" Robbie started and Punk felts his body tense "How is my sister really doing? After her attack she's seemed distant"

"She's doing great" Punk said to him "Some days are better than others and she still has nightmares but they're getting better as well"

"I don't know if my sister has mentioned it to you but we're very close" Robbie started off "Her and I were best friends growing up and I promised to always protect her and I did a really good job of that up until a few months ago"

"She understands" Punk said to him

"I wish I could have been there" Robbie said to him "I wish I could get my hands on the man that touched my little sister" Punk just nodded slowly, he understand where Robbie was coming from "I know about the dreams and the connection to your ex too"

"I'm sorry" Punk said quickly "I didn't think m ex would do something like that and as bad as you feel about not being there I feel it ten times worse"

"I'm sure you do" Robbie said nodding in agreement "But I was pissed about it and you for that matter. Until the more I spoke to my sister the more she told me how great you've been to her and how you moved her out of her place and stayed with her and held her while she cried. You did everything I wanted to do but couldn't. Being half away across the world from someone you love while they're in pain is the worst feeling but I felt better knowing you were here"

"She means a lot to me" Punk said seriously

"I get that" Robbie smirked "You must like her if you move her in with you after only a few months of dating"

"AJ and I have been friends a very long time" Punk pointed out

"I know" he laughed lightly "She used to talk about you all of the time and she still does actually" he said giving it thought

"I don't just like your sister" Punk informed him being very serious "I'm in love with her"

"She's hard not to love" Robbie teased

"Look…" Punk started but looked towards the steps to make sure AJ wasn't making her way down "…this is probably bad timing but I need to talk to you about something. I want to marry your sister" Robbie just let out a chuckle "I know we haven't been together long and I know you don't know me well and I'm sure I didn't make a great impression but I don't know when I'm going to get opportunity to be alone with you like this- I want your blessing to marry her" Robbie seemed very amused. Punk wasn't sure if Robbie thought he was kidding or he was just going to laugh in his face and tell him no.

"You're serious?" Robbie asked now taking this seriously

"Yea I have the ring" Punk said to him "I've had the ring for a few weeks now but I don't know your father and I know AJ and your parents aren't very close. You're the one that's always looked out for her and protected her that's why I'm asking you and not him"

"You already got the ring does it even matter what I think?" Robbie asked him seriously

"It does to AJ" Punk said to him honestly

"You have sisters right?" Robbie asked him and Punk nodded "So you know where I'm coming from…I'm sure you want your sisters to be happy and healthy but not ever leave you. You still want to be their go to guy, you want to be the guy to pick them up when they fall just like you did when they were little and you want to be the guy to shield them from all the bad and promise them they're going to be ok because you're here now and you'd never let anything to happen them"

"Yea" Punk admitted quietly feeling this was taking a bad turn "But there also comes a time you have to let them go"

"If I said no would you still ask her to marry her?" Robbie asked

"Yes" Punk said simply "But I respect your sister and you so I'm asking for your support"

"Good for you" Robbie grinned "I know you're going to take care of her and protect her but most importantly keep her smiling because in the past few years I've visited her I've never seen her so happy. You have my blessing" Robbie said reaching his hand over to shake his hand and he could see Punk was relieved. "If you hurt her and make me regret this I am going to come back here and I'll break every single bone in your body" he threatened as he squeezed his hand over Punk's

"Noted" Punk said sarcastically as he pulled his and away

"So when are you asking her?" Robbie asked "Christmas?"

"Nah she's expecting that" Punk said with a wave of his hand "Actually she's expecting it so much I'm afraid she's going to be disappointed. I wanted to do it on New Years Eve"

"Good luck" Robbie said to him "She's a handful" he warned

"Hey" AJ scolded entering the living room "I am not a handful"

"Yes you are" Punk said to her seriously as she took a seat on the couch next to Robbie.

"I love having my two favorite guys in the same room together" She admitted cheerfully "Well I'm not staying" Robbie said standing up

"You just got here" AJ defended standing up with him

"I'll be back tomorrow like I said I just really wanted to see you tonight" Robbie smirked "Obviously I should have not done that" the house phone began to ring

"Let the machine get it" Punk said to AJ

"Nothing was going on I was wearing my costume that I wore on Raw" AJ defended

"Right" Robbie said with a slow nod

"…Mr. Brooks this is David with 1-800 mattress we just wanted to let you know that your new mattress will arrive on December 26th and the movers will also remove your damaged one free of charge. Have a good night!" the voice on the machine said

"There's a good explanation for that too" AJ said to him

"I don't want to know" Robbie said seriously backing away towards the door

"Are you sure you don't want to stay for dinner or something?" she asked him

"No I have to get back to the Hotel Clara isn't a fan of being left in the hotel by herself with RJ" he smirked

"I can't wait to see him" AJ said happily "I got him the best present!"

"I really hope it's not the xbox" Robbie said to her "He told me you told him that's what he asked you for"

"Maybe" AJ said shyly

"You're spoiling him" Robbie warned her "Also he knows better than to ask for such a expensive gift"

"He's 8" AJ laughed "Besides it's from me and Phil and Phil is rich if you haven't noticed" she teased

"I can tell" Robbie laughed looking over to Punk "I'll see you tomorrow"

"Looking forward to it" Punk said with wave

"I love you" AJ said hugging her brother before he walked out the door

"I love you too" He said back then pulled away "I'll be back tomorrow"

"Good" she said and opened the door for him and closed it behind him "So how did it go?"

"I think he likes me" Punk said smugly "Up until the 1-800 mattress call that is"

"I'll tell him the truth" AJ laughed walking over to chair Punk was sitting on and taking a seat on his lap

"I don't know if the truth is better then what he thinks happened" Punk said trying to weigh the options

"He thinks we broke it during sex" AJ said to him

"Yea but telling him my crazy ex-girlfriend broke in and ripped it up doesn't make me look any better" Punk added

"Speaking of Amy…" AJ started and she heard him groan. He hated hearing the name now, they even had a waitress named Amy earlier in the day and Punk tried to request a new one. He was not handling this Amy stuff well. "…did you hear anything back from the police?"

"She has a key to my place" Punk reminded her more annoyed with himself "They can't arrest her for using it and coming in. As for the property damage it's just a mattress and again she had full access to the place so there's not much they can do"

"Yea I figured as much" AJ said resting her head on his shoulder

"I'm sorry if she tainted our first Christmas" Punk said running his hand up and down her back

"Not at all" she said to him "I wish you hadn't broken that mirror because now I think you're going to have seven years of bad luck"

"I don't believe in luck" Punk reminded her

"Oh that's right you're too cool for luck" AJ teased in a serious voice

"Damn right I am" he said just a serious

"So what did you and Robbie talk about?" AJ asked him

"Nothing much" Punk shrugged "You"

"That's it?" AJ asked genuinely curious

"Yea he told me how impatient you get around Christmas and start sneaking around looking for you gifts." Punk said casually "Which by the way I know you were snooping in the closet upstairs when I was talking to your brother. Your gift isn't in there sorry to disappoint you"

"How did you know?" AJ asked stunned

"You took too long" Punk shrugged "Your gift isn't here so stop wasting your time"

"Can't I have a hint?" she asked playfully as he stood up with her in his arms and carried her bridal style

"No" he said to her

"Please, please, please?" she pleaded eagerly as he carried her upstairs so the two could get some sleep before their big day tomorrow

"You are such a baby" he laughed as he kicked their bedroom door closed behind them.