This is my thirtieth chapter of Lovebirds.

Pairings: /Zeng, Lu Kane/Shao-Shi, Shifu/Yao, Fung/Gahri (Slash)

Rated: M

Back at the noodle shop, Po and his gang were feasting on their noodles "Po, mind telling about your relationship with Monkey? Shifu asked after eating a strip of a noodle. Viper, her boyfriend, Mr Ping and his love listened in. "This ought to be interesting" Tigress said hoping that he'll miss up.
Po started to pick up his chopsticks when everyone was looking at him "Um" he flitted his fingers.

"Well, there's not really a story behind it cause it just kinda happened automatically" He said nervously. "Po, don't give us that, we know there's more to it then that" Mantis said after laughing. Po smothered his face "Alright, I'll tell you just to get it off my back" He said after sighing in frustration.
He took a breath and told his story:

Flashback: It all started at the Jade Palace, Monkey and Po were talking and the panda had given Monkey challenge "Whoever pins the others arm down for 7 seconds has to give the winner a soothing and relaxing massage" Monkey said.

"That seems fair to me, I'm up for any challenge" Po said smiling as his arms were crossed. "Ah but I didn't get to finish...both the winner and loser has to be naked". "Uh, is it too late for me to take back that last thing I said? Po said in a squeaky voice. Monkey laughed "No".

Po gasped before launching a face-palm to the head "What did I get myself into" He said to himself. Monkey got into position and so did the panda. After rustling, tussling, left and right, it looked like Monkey was the winner of the wrestling struggle.
He was stand on top of Po's stomach imitating an crowd cheering. Po sighed but he liked seeing his best friend happy quite a lot actually.
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At the Valley of Peace bathhouse, Monkey was laying flat on the floor, already bare with him arms resting behind his head. "I feel kinda bad for Po" He said in depression then got an idea of how to make it more enjoyable for both of them so he got up and turned on the radio to some smooth spa music then went back on the mat and laid down.
The door opened and standing in the door-way was Po all naked

"Po, you made it buddy" Monkey smiling then laid on his stomach. Po landed a crack smile as he walked over then got on his knees "Okay, you've got yourself into this and now there's only one way out" He said in his head "Wow, he's really gorgeous" He slowly looked over his body.

"Here we go" Po said as he put his hands on Monkey's back and started massaging. Monkey felt the touch of his friend's paw-pads. Po was beginning to feel the softness of his fur, he was used to seeing the top-half and now that he was seeing his exposed bottom, he was pleased.

He doesn't mean to drag this out or compared it to his own cause Monkey had already saw his big booty. "Like what you see? Po had shivers as he heard Monkey's voice "Darn, why dose he has to be so irresponsible" He whispered to himself.

End of Flashback:

"Wow, that was an amazing story, son" Ping said. "Thanks" He said blushing "I knew you had it in ya" Monkey said with his elbow resting on the table as his hand rested on his chin and sighed romantically.

"Very romantic" Viper said. "You simply must tell us more when we get back" Mantis insisted. "Sorry Mantis but thing got really weird after that, I won't go into detail though" Po said ending his story.

"What about you Zeng, we wanna share? Shifu asked his messenger. The gray goose was ashamed to admit his unexpected experience "Uh, it's kind of embarrassing to tell" He said but he felt Ping's wing on his shoulder.

"It's okay, I'm here for you" The mixed goose said before kissing his cheek. That done, Zeng had found his courage. Tigress rolled her eyes as she scoffed before getting up cause she couldn't bare to hear more stories plus she was all finished eating.

"Tigress, where's you going? Crane asked "Yeah, Zeng is about to start his story" Monkey said. I'm going for a walk" She responded to the two before exiting the shop. "What's going on with her? Zheng asked. "She's always like that" Po stated "I apologize, Zeng" Shifu said and the gray goose began his story.

(0)"Unbelievable, how can they tell stories...I thought stories were only suppose to be told around a campfire, not a table The tiger walked the streets. As she was about to turn a corner, she saw Fung and his gang consulting so she quickly hid behind the wall, out of their sights.

"What're they doing here' She whispered and listened closely. "So, here's my plan" Fung walked back and forth like a commanding officer " We kidnap the Emperor and use him as bait to lure his son in then once he's gone, the Furious Five will come after us.

What do you guys this? He said putting on a cheerful face. The others had their mouth open in shock. "You're a genius" Gahri said before running up to him and hugging him "I think I may be falling in love with you" He nuzzled his chest. "So, my plan is alright? Fung asked scratching the back of his head, trying to wrap his head around Gahri's sudden affection towards him.

Irwin, Wall Eye, Wong all agreed with his plan. Tigress gasped "I have to warn Lu Kane" She said before going off to find him.

I'm kinda disappointed in myself for making this but this is what came out of my brain, hope you all like it. I try not to go to far with the sex scenes so that's why I had to stop it there.