Thirty seven:
"What do you mean 'we're having a party'?!" Tifa was taken aback by Yuffie's sudden announcement of her spontaneous bachelorette party. They were both sitting face to face on Tifa's couch back in her apartment.
"Because." Yuffie said with finality. Tifa gave her a perplexed look from hearing her 'reason'.
"What in the world did you smoke? I haven't even started planning anything for my wedding yet!" Yuffie didn't get the chance to retort when the doorbell suddenly rang. Tifa narrowed her eyes towards her best friend before she went over to her door to peek into the peephole. "What the-" She said while she started undoing the bolts and locks. She opened the door to be greeted by a snooty looking Aerith, paper bags hanging by the crook of her arm.
"Chicken pie." She said before she walked past the brunette model, bumping their shoulders in the process, Tifa, who was both shocked and confused wasn't even bothered by it, or rather, she was used by Aerith's antics.
"Why are you here?"" She finally asked after a while. "How did you know where I live?"
"That would be because I told her where." Yuffie admitted lazily while she inspected her nails.
"And WHY would you do that?" Tifa asked, irritated.
"Why don't you just thank me for coming here in the first place." Aerith said with an eyebrow raised.
"Why?" Tifa asked again, even more irritated.
"Because you, Tifa, are having a bachelorette party and let's face it." Aerith got closer. "You don't have any female friends." She whispered harshly. Tifa gasped with her mouth wide open. "Except for that." Aerith said again while glancing towards Yuffie.
"Who the hell are you calling 'that'?!" The short haired brunette protested but was ignored.
"That's absurd! I do have female friends! I have Yuffie!" She emphasized her point by gesturing her hand towards her so called friend, who was currently giving her a bored look. Aerith raised an eyebrow once again.
"We've already established that." She said.
"I have Coco!"
"Caspar? He's gay." Aerith pointed out the obvious.
"Still a female, even only by heart!"
"Why don't you just quit arguing with me and get dressed." Aerith said before she dumped the bags unceremoniously down the couch. Tifa stared at the things with a scowl.
"Just what are those?"
"Some dresses and accessories for the three of us." Aerith said before she grabbed one bag then pushed it towards Tifa's chest forcefully. She did the same with one bag towards Yuffie then she grabbed the last one. "Hurry up, the clock's ticking."
"What-" But Aerith was already insside Tifa's bedroom then she slammed the door shut. "What the heck?" Tifa stared at Yuffie who was inspectinf the contents of the bag that was handed to her.
"Oooh." She expressed while she lifted a short cream colored dress up, then there was a green, long furry scarf. Tifa started rummaging through her bag to find an identical dress but it was black, and there was the same furr scarf but it was white in color, and a short bob wig which was purple in color and a tiara. She knitted her eyebrows while inspecting the items. Just then, Aerith emerged once again from the bedroom and the best friends took a good look at her, she wore the same dress but pink, and a dark pink furry scarf was hanging loosely on her neck down to her body.
"What are you doing? Get dressed!" She commanded. Tifa closed her eyes before she went to her bedroom while Yuffie went to the bathroom. Minutes later, they both emerged but Tifa was holding the wig and tiara with a look of doubt all over her face. "Come on, we still need to do your make up!" Aerith barked which made the brunette jump.
After putting on the bride to be's make up, wig and tiara, they went straight downstairs to Aerith's car which was parked outside the building. A group of paparazzis were already there, clicking their cameras like a maniac.
"Aerith-" Tifa tried to ask what she was up to but she was shushed by the green eyed beauty. "Do you realize how weird this is?! You are attending your ex's fiancee's bachelorette party?!"
"So?" Aerith said while she started driving away.
"Quit whining and just enjoy the night dorkoid! You're being ridiculous!" Yuffie yelled irritably. "Why don't we talk about that wedding planning thingy." Tifa glanced at her best friend then sighed.
"Yeah, I guess. Since you're my maid of honor-" She didn't get to finish when Yuffie started shrieking on top of her lungs making the remaining ladies wince.
"OH MY GODS I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M YOUR MAID OF HORROR!" Tifa gave her a shocked look.
"Are you really that surprised?!" She asked and Yuffie's face fell into serious mode once and for all.
"No." She said flatly. Aerith snorted uncharacteristically.
"What are you laughing about?!" Tifa asked angrily but was ignored. Then she glanced back at Yuffie. "Wait, did you say horror?"
"Now, about the theme..." Yuffie started, ignoring Tifa's question. "How about we do it underwater?"
"What the hell?" Tifa said, confused.
"We can wear those snorkel thingies a-a-a-and those duck feet looking foot wea-"
"NO." Tifa stated, disturbed about the image of the snorkel-underwater wedding.
"Or a gothic vampire theme, with reds and blacks and you can wear those cleavage popping corset dresses with some fangs for your teeth, maybe you can suck the life out of Cloud after you say I dos for being an ass." Tifa was speechless. "Or better yet, say your vows on the back of a blue whale."
Tifa was torn in between killing her or giving her an award for being the comedian of the night.
Once they reached a nightclub after arguing about the theme, Tifa shuddered from her memories during Zack's party, Aerith was the first to go out the car then Tifa came out next from the passenger seat while muttering curses under her breath, Yuffie came out last.
"Let's get this party started bitches." Yuffie said with a wide mouth yawn. Tifa gave her a confused look.
"You don't look like you're ready to party."
"Will you two hurry up? I haven't got all night." Aerith said irritably but Tifa didn't get the chance to retort when the green eyed beauty entered the club. Tifa sighed with her back slouched before both her and Yuffie followed suit. They were greeted by the bouncer up front then when they were finally inside the dark club, Tifa was shocked when she was greeted by cheers by a lot of women, most of she was familiar with from her modeling gigs.
"I was told that the sexy bride to be is already in the house tonight!" The DJ suddenly yelled from above which erupted more cheers from the guests. Yuffie started pushing the wide mouth model towards the middle of the area, in which there was a stage and some metal poles.
Not a nightclub. She thought, shivering from what was about to come.
"And she's on fire everyone! We need immediate help! Someone call 911!" The DJ yelled before a loud siren sound was heard all over the club. Then, four large firemen emerged from the backstage. Tifa was wide mouth once again when they suddenly started running towards the brunette, who was completely frozen from the sudden turn of events.
"Holy shi-" She didn't to finish her curse when they suddenly carried her towards the stage with everyone cheering for her. The fire fighters gently put her down on a chair before one stood in front of her, the rest of the three stood behind her with their hands behind their backs.
"Not enough fire for us to put down..." The blonde man in front of her said in a sultry before he ripped his pants in one swift movement. Screaming erupted once again and Tifa was more wide mouth than ever while she stared at his bulging junk. He started grinding his hips at an alarming rate while removing the rest of his clothes, leaving only a mint green bow tie along with his black speedo. Aerith stared at Tifa with a smug look while Yuffie had been laughing uncontrollably. The three firemen from behind started spreading around Tifa and they too ripped their clothes off, a few models started going in front to throw gils on the stage. Two of the 'firemen' jumped down the stage to grab Aerith and Yuffie. When they were all back up, the man that was with Yuffie started thrusting his hips forward in front of her rapidly like a maniac, Yuffie was not ready for that. Aerith on the other hand started grinding along with her stripper while she showered him with money.
"OH MY GODS!" Tifa started yelling from complete but inappropriate happiness. Should I feel guilty about this?! I wonder what Cloud is doing?! The male stripper lifted her up from her seat to start grinding against her up and down. Yep, I feel guilty! But the huge grin on her face says otherwise. She will thank Aerith and Yuffie later.
Zack popped open a champange with a yell from him, Vincent and Cloud. The blond model started licking the bubbles rapidly that was coming out like an idiot with everyone cheering for him. Then Cloud was pushed down towards the couch forcefully by Zack after he threw the bottle away unceremoniously, a female stripper started lapdancing on top of Cloud while he yelled along with everyone else.
"This is the best night ever!" A drunk Vincent yelled in top of his lungs uncharacteristically with his voice cracking from too much excitement.