Andy: GOMEN! (SORRY!) *Kneels down* I'm sorry, but I had a LOT of stuff to take care of! So that's why I couldn't answer all your questions. The Vocaloids kept on telling me that I should but I was too busy-
Rin: Yeah right! Like they'll believe that! What Andy is talking about, by busy she meant taking exams, doing homework, and also reading manga and watching anime!
Andy: You can't blame me for that! As fellow reviewers you guys can understand. Right?
Jill: Maybe. But some think it as unacceptable, your an author for pete's sake!
Yuki: *walks in* Who's Pete?
Jill: No one
Yuki: Then why is it for pete's sake?
Jill: Never mind. Anyways, you are an author! You are here to entertain people. To show them another world which they have never seen before! You write stories because you love to write, right?
Andy: Yes
Jill: Well then by becoming an author you now have new responsibilities. You knew this and made your first story. I saw how happy you were when you saw your first review and people asking for you to update, are you going to give up that happiness!?
Andy: NO! You're right! ok, I'll do my best! So, let's see. Ah! Great! I've never done this before but, Let's bring all the vocaloids!
*Bad Apple comes on*
*Teto, Neru, Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Gackupo, Gumi, IA, Meiko*
Andy: Okay, guys. Have a seat. Now our first questions from: WonderRin! YaY! This is the first time someone called my story funny! Thank you! First question to TETO!
Teto: *eating bread* huh? You called me?
Andy: WonderRin asks you: How much French bread do you have?
Teto: Like a LOT! Enough to feed me for like 1 month and believe me I eat bread like 6 times a day so if you do math you get, like, IDK, Jill do the math for me!
Jill: I guess it'd be, since the maximum is 31 days in a month, 6x31= 186. You have 186 mounds of French bread.
Teto: And, I hate to be compared to that ice-cream retard, but I ALSO, have a secret stash, though mine is in a safe with a lock that no one can crack. HA! I'M A GENIUS!
Kaito: Hey!
Andy: Well genius Teto, WonderRin asks you: Can I have French bread?
Teto: I hate sharing! But if she's a true fan of French bread, she'll know the whole history of French bread. WonderRin do you accept the challenge or are you not worthy to be called a French bread fan!? HUH?
Andy: I think she just went to full challenge mode. When she turns like that no one can stop her. Teto, take a break.
Teto: No. I'll back down, I'll be a good girl because my Master told me if I was, he'd give me a chance to sing my new song I wrote.
Jill: Well, don't break a promise
Teto: OK
Andy: Next, for Neru: How many contacts do you have saved on your phone?
Neru: . . . .
Andy: Neru?
Neru: . . . . wait. . . . . there I texted back. The question was how many contacts I have on my darling phone?
Andy: Yeah.
Neru: Well who wants to know?
Andy: WonderRin
Neru: Well, it's obvious. Use common sense, girl. If I'm always texting, I must have like a bazillion, right? Anyways I won't tell. But I'm pretty sure I have more that you.
Andy: Neru, you don't have to be that mean you know!
Neru: I know. stop telling me that, old hag
Andy: Why-
Jill: Neru, you can't possibly call her that she's younger that you
Neru: Whatever. I can be mean whenever I want. Talking about that, you guys are rude. Didn't you notice Haku is here?
Andy: Sorry. Haku, my deepest apologies to you
Haku: It's alright
Meiko: Hey, drinking buddy! *hugs Haku*
Andy: NEXT AUTHOR! Pikachu550. New reviewer? I'm happy to have a lot! You call robots cool, I call half-human- half-robots AWESOME! I'll calm down has 3 questions: for Len, Miku, and Rin. First for Len: How come you did 'weird' things to Rin in 'Spice'?
Len: . . . . .I actually didn't. I mean, you saw the PV, but it was just a song, and it was very popular so they decided to make a PV. One nut case in the crew decided to make me have this kind of love for Rin and all. But I didn't do anything to others or Rin. I actually just made these awkward positions, and then with the computer made me look like a playboy. Though me and Rin are in that line of friends and something more
Rin: LEN! Don't say it so casually!
Andy: Let the boy say what he wants.
Meiko: Right. Ah, youth. How rejuvenating
Haku: Meiko, you're not that old
Andy: Second question to Miku: Would you ship yourself with Len?
Miku: No. Len is like a little brother to me. Also, if I suddenly fell in love with Len, Rin would probably hate me.
Gumi: So?
Miku: SO!? You can't say that! Rin won't model for me some of the dresses that I sometimes buy especially for her!
Gumi: You sound like a lolicon
Miku: But, Rin is way too cute!
Len: Can't argue with that
Rin: *blushing*
Andy: Rin, if Len ever dumps you, at least you know that there are other guys who would love to have you
Len & Rin: I would/ Len would never do such a thing!
Andy: If you say so. Third question for Rin: If Len was the only person on earth and you HAD to repopulate the earth, would you?
Rin: 0/0 . . . . . . . . .Depends how urgent the situation is, but, we are definitely too young to have something like 'that'!
Gumi: But I want blonde babies!
Rin: Well, I want to think about it first
Andy: Would you do 'that' with Rin, Len?
Len: Maybe. But I'm not like those other teenagers,I want for Rin to be on the same page as me. But, we are not that ready.
Andy: You know, if you keep on saying that, then one of your fan girls would probably kidnap you during your wedding
IA: Possibly Tei
Len: Oh, please no!
Rin: Don't worry Len, I'll protect you!
Len: Aren't I supposed to say that to you?
Rin: I'm not the one with the yandere fan girl crazily in love
Len: You've got a point
Andy: Next reviewer. Gabriella! Another? Today's my lucky day! Okay. Gabriella asks: What is your favorite song? Why?
To all Vocaloid.
IA: I'd say Six Trillion Years and Overnight Story. It's actually a sweet story, about a boy that has been rejected and hated by society, put in chains. Then suddenly a mysterious girl comes, he doesn't know her name, but they escape together. She shows him kindness and happiness although, I forgot what happens in the end
Teto: Probably, Kasane Territory, it talks about me and I LOVE myself!
Neru: Stop Nagging Me
Andy: I'll stop nagging you if you just say your favorite song!
Neru: That's what I'm saying, Stop Nagging Me is my favorite. I have it as a ringtone even.
Andy: Why do you like it?
Neru: Because it pretty much says what I think about . . . . .some people . . . . ., anyways don't disturb me anymore!
Andy: Fine. *sticks out tongue*
Miku: The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku. It was my best song yet, that reached a lot of views. This one Master let me do all myself, without telling me to change anything, and like Neru and Teto's song, I actually like it because it has some of my thoughts in the song.
Rin: I like all my songs, but Meltdown was a total success. It has a nice beat although the meaning about it is how the character in the story wanted to kill a burden from her past, which represents the little girl, you'd understand if you saw the PV
Len: I can't decide. Either Prisoner or Fire Flower I like them both. I like Prisoner because it had a good story line about a prisoner that fell for a sick girl and Fire Flower, well I sang it to Rin, and that was the song that I sang to her on our first date.
Gumi: Wait. Wasn't Prisoner also the song that Andy cried saying, "How sad" while blowing her nose?
Rin: Yeah
Andy: It was sad!
Luka: Lie is a good one. I sang it in English it's messed up, but I like the lyrics
Gackupo: Joker. I think it was a creepy song, but it was really good
Kaito: Judgment of Corruption. Don't ask me why though.
Gumi: First Love Picture Book. It's a nice story of first love
Meiko: Twilight Homicide Song or Escape of Salmhofer the Witch. When I sang them they got stuck to me.
Haku: Daughter of White. The woman with white hair was thought of as an outcast, so am I
Luka: Come on, Haku, you are not an outcast, it's just that some people like to hurt others that are weak like you, Haku. Don't let harsh words hurt you.
Haku: *sniffs* Ok. Thank you
Andy: What about you, Yuki?
Yuki: I like Miku's World is Mine
Miku: *hugs Yuki* You're so cute~!
Andy: THAT was long! Ooh! Gabriella asks me a question: Who is your favorite Vocaloid Ship?
I hate to say it, but I guess I go with LenxRin.
Rin & Len: Well, we already knew that . . . . .
Meiko: SHE IS A KAITOxMEIKO SHIPPER! Why would I ever like a moron like him!? Something must be wrong with Gabriella's head.
Luka: Calm down.
Meiko: I will, when I learn where she lives.
Andy: That's creepy, let me just ignore the killing intent you have. Next reviewer is, Hikari Kanata! Our frequent visitor. Is it really becoming popular? Don't get too addicted *winks*. First question: What does Gackupo feel towards Luka?
Luka: Go Google that.
Gackupo: I love her
Luka: Shut up. If you say those words one more time I'll take away all your eggplants and cut your ponytail during the night
Gackupo: It doesn't matter even if you take all my eggplants and shave me bald, I'd still say I love you because I do. Whatever you wish, even if it's something impossible, I will give to you.
Luka: STUPID! Don't say unreasonable things!
Gumi: Yeah, brother. It'd be really disturbing to see you bald. *shivers*
Andy: Poor Gackupo. Next question, I hate to stay in this conversation long because at the end Luka will lose her calm and run away from here. #2: What is IA's favorite song which changed her life?
IA: Probably when I started to sing a bit of the Kagerou Project. They really changed my life. Some of them were fun to sing like Yuukei Yesterday and Kisaragi Attention. But some were deep like Outer Science and Konoha's State of the World that I did with Miku.
Miku: I remember
IA: The series is quite messed up too.
Rin: Oh! I think I know what Kagerou Project you are talking about! It's the Jin series, right?
IA: I think so. Why?
Rin: Andy is into that series. She read the manga. I also think she's watching the anime.
Andy: WE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW! Next question! Why does Miku like leeks?
Miku: Easy. They are very healthy and have a lot of nutrients. They belong to the part of the vegetable family called the Allium vegetables which also include garlic and onions therefore might have the same health benefits. vegetables that have allium should be part of your everyday meal. They have a more delicate and sweeter flavor than onions. Leeks were also prized by the Greeks and Romans by its beneficial effect on the throat.
Andy: Wow. Seems you did research.
Miku: They're my favorite, of course I did.
Andy: Now, I really want to try some leeks
Miku: I could share with you my leeks that I'm going to have for lunch
Andy: 'kay.
4th question: What are Rin and Len's favorite song which they sang together?
Rin: I like Seasonal Feathers
Len: I liked Magical Mirror
Andy: I liked both
Rin & Len: You like almost every song!
Andy:*shrugs*
Anyways, ooh! A question for me! #6: What do you love about the whole Vocaloid group?
All Vocaloids: Yeah what do you like about us?
Andy: Your songs.
Gumi: We know that, tell us something we don't know.
Andy: Your different personalities. How when I ask a simple question, you guys have different answers. It's interesting.
Jill: First words I ever heard that come from you and sound pretty good.
Andy: There's more where that came from.
Jill: I'd rather not hear stupid debates like 'Humans should have 9 lives like cats do'.
Andy: But, admit it, it really made you think about it
Jill: The only thing I thought was how ridiculous you sounded
Andy: MEANIE! Hikari Kanata asks you this: What do you personally think of Andy?
Jill: Andy's stupid, rude, ill-mannered, crazy, weird, a liar, and also never really uses her brain and has weird hobbies
Andy: You just broke my heart! *laughs* Jill, you were very descriptive of me.
Don't worry, Hikari, about your comments, 'the more the merrier', right?But enough of laughs, another new reviewer, someonewhoexist, asks Len: Does Len love Miku?
Len: I wouldn't say that to be honest, when we were first created I guess I had a bit of a crush on Miku because she was very friendly to us, and I thought she was perfect, but me and Rin did a few songs and I started to fall for Rin. Rin, when we were created, liked Kaito, and I think she developed feelings for me a bit later. I think of Miku as a big sister as she thinks of me as a little brother.
Andy: So Rin, do you feel jealous knowing that Len's first love wasn't you?
Rin: No. I'm completely chill. I had a crush on Kaito, like Len said. So he wasn't my first love, although he is my first boyfriend.
Andy: "3. I somehow wanted some drama. Too bad. Second question: Who does Gumi have a crush on?
Gumi: When I was small, I liked this guy named *****. Although he was really mean to me and ignored me. But to be really honest I have none. Although I sing a lot of love songs.
Andy: Oh! Your love songs are very good!
Gumi: Thank You
Andy: Your Welcome. So question for both of you Miku and Kaito *smirks*
Miku: Oh, now I'm scared. When she smirks like that it's never good
Andy: someonewhoexist asks: What will Miku and Kaito name their babies? Have you guys ever thought about that?
Miku: *blushes* Actually, yes.
Andy: You have? Now I'm totally confused, when did you guys ever decide on things like that?
Miku: Long story short, we were bored and started to plan our future together.
Andy: What where your plans?
Kaito: To buy a house in the country, marry, and probably have 2 kids.
Andy: Wow.
Miku: Yeah. It'd be nice to have a boy and a girl. The girl would be named Sora or Akira.
Kaito: The boy would be named Yue or Kyo.
Andy: Nice names. You guys seem to be pretty sure about this. So, invite me to the wedding!
Miku: Don't know about that. We want all the Vocaloids to come and maybe a few celebrities and guests.
Andy: Whatever. To Teto: Does Teto stalk me?
Teto: Of course not! Why would I DO that! In your dreams, whoever you are. I would never do such an unruly thing. You bow down and apologize!
Andy: Sorry, someonewhoexist. Teto gets like that, when she hasn't gotten enough bread.
Andy: Anyways, new reviewer, KagamineLeRin! Yay! You ship Len and Rin too! So first question to Len: Have you even tried to rape Rin once? Len before you answer, answer carefully, if you say yes he's gonna kill you with his Nyan-cat Bazooka. Never mess with Nyan cats!
Len: Geez, you and KagamineLeRin are both weirdos. But, no I really haven't. We have very busy schedules, and we don't like to waste time. Also, I would only rape her if she wants to.
Rin: *blushes* Thank you, Len.
Andy: Never expected that answer. Well, I'm bored now, next question for IA: Do you have some feelings to IO, your genderbent?
IA: IO and I are actually in a kind of limbo. Maybe friends and maybe something else.
Andy: Really? Last time you said you guys were friends.
IA: That was a month ago.
Andy: Really? I thought it was last week.
IA: That was when I told you that I actually had feelings for IO.
Andy: My memory is a bit messed up. Sorry.
Lastly, a request. This is our first! To Bakaito (a.k.a Kaito): "GO AND BUY ME A LOT OF LEMONADE!"
Kaito: Why?
Andy: Kagamine's not finished. "OR I'LL MURDER UP, FEED YOU TO THE SHARK AND THROW YOU INTO A PIT OF LAVA!"
Kaito: Where's the nearest market?
Andy: Probably a mile away.
Kaito: Is it okay if I give Kagamine a bit of my ice cream?
Andy: When it was with WonderRin you said 'no', so why Kagamine?
Kaito: Because Kagamine will murder me!
Andy: So?
Kaito: YOU DON'T EVEN CARE?
Andy: I do. I want to know how much Kagamine will charge for me to see that.
Kaito: You're paying to see that!
Andy: Yeah. Depends how much, though.
Kaito: Whatever. I'll get him a part of my ice cream if that cheers him up. Andy you are SO mean!
*dashes out of the room*
Miku: Why were you so mean?
Andy: I was teasing! But, if you want I'll apologize after this.
Rin: That's good.
Andy: Well, I guess that's it! Thank you for reviewing, guys! BYE! Oh! I want to say:
That's all Folks!
Andy: There. Got that of my chest. Now to apologize to Kaito.
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*knocks on door*
Andy: Look. Kaito, sorry for what I said about wanting to see you being tortured
Kaito: I sometimes wonder why you are so mean to me, Andy. You are pretty nice to almost everyone. Why not me? Do you hate me?
Andy: Of course not. I just like teasing you a lot. I like seeing all your expressions. I hate to say this, but sometimes I enjoy seeing others in pain. Sometimes I hurt people because I want to know if they also feel pain. If I am the only person that is real. Because sometimes everything seems fake. I hate myself. I'm so messed up.
*opens door*
Kaito: You feel like that?
Andy: Yeah
Kaito: Sorry I didn't know.
I forgive you.
Andy: *smiles* Great! Anyways, you are the only one I told this to, so, I'll kill you if you tell anyone, okay?
Kaito: Fine.
Still harsh as ever.
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Andy: Thank You, reviewers! I was actually glad how some of you asked me to update and keep writing. Thank you all for your support! I also want to especially thank Hikari Kanata for being our reviewer for almost every chapter.
Bye!
See you in the next chapter!