Andy: Hi, guys! NO! I am NOT dead!
Welcome to another chapter of VocaTalk! So, as you might have noticed I have changed my pen name or whatever you call it to 'Apocalyptic X-Terminator'. How did I think of this awesome name? Don't know. It just popped in my head but I think it's better than 'NEGATIVEplusPOSITIVETOMBOY' don't you think? Anyways, I won't make excuses today because you probably already heard of them and I do not have time for Jill's lectures. So let's go on with the questions!
Jill: YOU IDIOT! You forgot to call them!
Andy: Oh, yeah. Sorry.
So, first, Meiko!
*Change Me comes on*
Haku!
*Depression of Cybernetics comes on*
Len!
*Spice! plays*
Rin!
*Soleil plays*
Miku!
*Ievan Polka comes on*
Kaito!
*Imitator plays*
Andy: Well, guys, sit down!
?:Ehem! We came here, and you won't introduce us!
Andy: Neru! Teto! What are you doing here?
Neru: I came here because Haku said she'd feel nervous.
Andy: And you, Teto?
Teto: Oh! I just tagged along!
Andy: Fine!
Neru and Teto!
*Jitter Doll comes on*
Now, did anybody else come?
Neru: Nope. Just us.
Andy: Okay! First reviewer! ChibiDialga! There are a bunch of new reviewers! I'm so happy!
Jill: That sounded so fake.
Andy: It's not! Everyone's reviews make me happy, since it means my stories are progressing.
Anyways, first question: A lot of the characters from the Kagerou Project look like Vocaloids? Are you actually those guys in disguise?
Miku: Nope. Don't think so. After all me and IA were the only ones who had the privilege to actually sing Jin's songs. And I don't THINK they were ever based on the Vocaloids.
Meiko: That makes sense. After all, I do not fit the character of Ayano much.
Neru: We can tell.
Meiko: Shut up!
Andy: Woah! Calm down Meiko! Next question: Mei-chan, how come half of your songs are so depressing?
Meiko: What you have a problem with that!?
Haku: I think she is just curious.
Meiko: Oh, um . . . . . well, I usually write those songs while I am drunk. Depends on what type of drink I drink. But usually all my good songs come when I drink my precious sake.
Neru: Makes sense.
Meiko: If you don't shut your trap, I'll shut it for you!
Andy: Neru! Stop it!
Neru: You can't make me!
Andy: TETO!
*Teto attacks Neru from behind and puts tape in her mouth and ties her hands together with rope*
Teto: Mission accomplished, sir!
Andy: Great! I'll answer the 3rd question for you, ChibiDialga: Why this show so good!
Because I am an awesome person and a great comedian!
Jill: You aren't!
Andy: I AM!
Teto: You wish! Everyone absolutely loves me!
Neru: Mmmph!
Meiko: Put a sock on it!
Len: She can't. She already has tape in her mouth.
Andy: Guys, settle down. Next reviewer, TheUltimateShipper27! I feel like we get new reviewers every day! Anyways this is for Len! She says: Len somebody needs to explain rape to you. You said you would rape Rin if she wanted it but Rape if without consent and sex is with consent.
Len: Oh, I knew that! But, I also couldn't say that I never wanted to rape Rin.
Rin: LEN!
Jill: So you mean, That you have felt the urge to sometimes do 'it' with her?
Len: Yes, but I'd feel extremely guilty if I did it without her permission. I want us to be ready, and on the same page.
Andy: Well, that's very considerate of you! Next question: If you could marry any Vocaloid which would you marry? (Don't worry, I'm a random person as well n_n)
If it was a girl maybe Rin or IA, and if it was a guy Kaito or Len. But really, I have no romantic interest for them. So I don't think I would ever make fanfiction that is VocaloidxReader. It's just that I fail at that. I can imagine others just not myself.
Anyways, other reviewer! Natsuhuna Reina! Wow! Nice penname and pic. Okay so all of her questions are only for Rin and Len, sorry guys.
Meiko: Not like I care.
*Neru nods*
Andy: To both mirror images-If Master has intended you to be officially twins, would you guys still love each other more than twins no matter what society thinks about twincest?
Rin: . . . . . .
Len: Um . . .I don't know how to answer that question. Maybe. I mean if we we were actual twins, then maybe romance wouldn't have sparked between us? I mean, we could have been the lovable twins that stick together and that's it.
Andy: Well if you were, and you had an incestuous relationship, I and Natsuhuna Reina would support you!
Rin & Len: Thanks. I guess
Andy: Now, To Rin: If someone destroyed your road roller, what in the world would you do? OOh that's a very sensitive topic, maybe-
Rin: I WOULD HUNT THEM DOWN, TORTURE THEM, KILL THEM UNBEARABLY SLOW AND PAINFULLY, RESURRECT THAT PERSON, AND BURY THEM ALIVE, SO WHEN THEY DIE, THEY WILL ASK FOR FORGIVENESS!
Miku: Calm down, Rin!
Andy: Told you. Rin gets a bit mad about that. Let's go to . . . . *drum roll* LEN!
To Len: If Rin was gone, what are you going to do with your life without her? (Sorry! I just wanna know!)
Len: I'd probably never be part of the Vocaloids, and live a miserable life never knowing who my soul mate was.
Miku: Aww!
Teto: You consider Rin your soulmate?
Len: Yes
Teto: But you guys are like . . . . .so different! . . . . It's like . . . . North and South or Water and Fire!
Andy: Don't opposites attract?
Teto: Shut up! I am making a point here!
Rin: Sure, we are different, but we like each other, so it's fine. It's like you and Ted.
Teto: . . . . . . Whatever.
Andy: Okay. Well I'm glad you are a hardcore RinxLen fan, because, I AM TOO! And I will make a lot of stories about them!
Anyways, OrangeCreme has a few questions. Miku, if one day there is no more leeks on earth, what will you do?
Miku: What the!? What is this question!? Of course the most obvious answer is-
Rin: To give up leeks, and find another vegetable to love?
Miku: No
Len: To kill yourself?
Miku: No! I will not do suicide!
Teto: Be a meat eater?
Miku: Of course not!
Teto: Bread eater, then?
Miku: NO! What I'm saying is that I'll just go to LEEK WORLD!
All Vocaloid: LEEK WORLD!?
Miku: Yeah
Andy: Is that in your dreams or something logical like that?
Miku: Nope.
Andy: Oh man! Miku's gone crazy! Let's go to another question.
Rin and Len, do you guys get excited when you see an orange/banana in fruit ninja?
Rin & Len: What's fruit ninja?
Andy: So helpless. NEXT QUESTION! Meiko, can you be nice to Kaito once?
Meiko: Why the hell do you ask that?
Jill: Well you always seem to do the opposite
Rin: Don't you feel quilty?
Meiko: *looks at Kaito* You know, I really don't feel guilty at all. He is already used to it, anyways.
*All Vocaloids sweat drop*
Andy: Um ... Last but not least:
Rin and Len, who is your crush?
Rin & Len: We don't have crushes. We have each other.
Andy: Nice quick answer, guys.
Rin: Well we are already a couple.
Andy: Fine fine. Next question! Oh! It's Kagamine Lerin again! Well, let's get to it!
To Haku and Meiko: How much sake do you drink?
Haku: Um . . . . I would say-
Meiko: Who wants to know?
Andy: Kagamine Lerin
Meiko: Well, she should mind her own business! Who flipping cares!? That's a very personal ques-
Haku: We drink almost like 20 bottles of sake!
Meiko: HAKU!
Rin & Len: Twenty!? Without passing out!?
Meiko: Of course! Don't you know, I'm the greatest sake drinker there ever was!
Jill: I don't think you should be proud of that.
Meiko: Shut it, Jill. I'm having my 15 moments of fame here
Andy: I hate to interrupt, but, SECOND QUESTION!
To Len: If Tei tried to kill Rin at night, what would you do?
Len: Tei? Who's Tei?
Rin: The one with the knife collection
Len: Her? I have no worries about that, she's in an asylum already.
Andy: She is? When did that happen?
Rin: Don't remember. But she had been brought to the asylum.
Meiko: I heard she was laughing all the way there. Except she cried when they told her that she couldn't bring her knives with her, or picture of Len
Haku: Poor Tei
Andy: Nevermind.
To Rin: If Len DARES to cheat on you, would you use your roadroller to kill him?
Len: I don't think-
Rin: Hell yeah! What do you think the road roller is for?
Len: I thought it was to flatten all those who anger you!
Rin: That's why.
Len: Oh. But Rin I'd never cheat!
Rin: You can never trust anyone
Len: But-
Andy: Sorry, but you guys are wasting time.
To Kaito: IF you can invent an ice cream flavor, what would it be?
Kaito: I would invent rainbow ice-cream!
Miku: Didn't they invent that already?
Kaito: But, it would be with all the ice-creams in the world!
Rin: Wouldn't that be disgusting?
Kaito: . . . . No. It won't.
Andy: I don't even want to imagine Kaito using his brain, it'd surely end up in disaster or worse, an explosion.
Meiko: I agree with Andy on that one.
Andy: Okay. Well, Note to Kagamine Lerin, sorry to write your gender wrong, that sounds wrong but you get what I mean (I have an old computer). Read this, Kaito. *hands computer to Kaito*
Kaito: Your Welcome. *passes to Len*
Len: Wait, WHAT?! Now she's getting me! What the hell!?
Andy: Hahahaha. Well, let the reviews keep on going! Guest has two questions for us today.
Why are Miku and Kaito so embarrassed when you ask them love questions? Oh, I had a question like that to. Care to explain?
Miku: Well, it's a bit awkward. . . . between us.
Andy: I thought it would habe been more awkward for Rin and Len. but apparently it's you two lovebirds
Kaito: Um . . . well, we still haven't had our first date yet.
Andy: Le gasp! Wait. Wait. Wait a minute. Let me get this straight, you guys are officially BF and GF but haven't had your FIRST date yet!
Rin: We already passed the kissing stage
Jill: Thank you for your declaration but it's not important right now.
Kaito: Yeah . . . but . . . .we are planning to . . . just that we have a bunch of songs we have to record and-
Andy: Well, it's settled. I will talk to Boss about it.
Miku: You mean Master, right?
Andy: Yeah, sure. But I am no Vocaloid.
Rin: True.
Andy: Okay, Guest has another question . . . . why does
Neru love her phone so much?
Rin: I would think . . .because she has no life.
Miku: *chops Rin with a leek that magically appeared* Manners please!
Andy: Ugh, we are not getting anywhere with this. Teto, thank you for being so obedient, untie Neru. We need answers.
5 minutes later~
Neru: Apparently this 'Guest' person doesn't know the benefits of having a phone handy. Question to you 'Guest' ,or whoever you are, Do YOU have a phone? If you don't then that explains everything. A phone is like a small bundle with everything in it. I have unlimited text messages and calls. Internet. The usual. But, with a phone, you could take pictures of people embarrassing themselves or, even better make videos and post them on media websites, maybe even blackmail them. You could also take picture secretly of your *cough* crush *cough*. But anyways, with a phone anything is possible.
Rin: I bet that that's on your wallpaper
Neru: So NOT true. It's on my laptop screen
Andy: That was lengthy. Anyways, someonewhoexist is our last reviewer. First question for Neru again:How long could you go without your phone, tops?
Neru: I would say 5 minutes.
Andy: *evilly smirks* Wanna wager on that?
Neru: Sure. But it better be good.
Andy: If you can go without your phone for 5 minutes and 1 second long, then I will let you borrow Len as a slave and make him do whatever you want.
Len: Hey don't get me into this.
Andy: If you lose you buy me lunch for ONE month. Whatever I favor.
Neru: DEAL!
5 min. and 1 sec. later~
Neru: No way! I lost!
Len: Yes!
Neru: Give me back my phone.
Andy: Sure. Remember: Luuunch
Neru: Whatever.
Andy:To Miku:
Why Kaito?
Miku: If you really want to know . . . .wait, didn't Andy right a story about why I liked Kaito?
Andy: Sort of. The story is 'Trapdoor'
Miku: See, then there you have it just read the crappy story.
Andy: Insulted. But why won't you tell them?
Miku: *whispers* Cause Kaito is here, and it's embarrassing to say it out loud
Andy: fine. *pouts*
To Teto:
Do people tease you about your hair?
Teto: Sure they did. Some new Vocaloids still do, they do look like drills, but if they make fun of me again, I will have NO mercy on them. *cackles darkly*
*Vocaloids shiver*
Andy: What did you do to them?
Len: You don't want to know.
Andy: Why?
Rin: It will scar you.
Andy: O-kay. Next:
To Andy:
What's your favourite food?
Oh yay! One about me! Favorite food. Damn it, I have a bunch! But basically I like almost anything that's edible. Although candy would be JOLLY RANCHERS! Next to that, SKITTLES!
Oh, well this ended on a good note. Thank you for making me update. Sorry guys if I took MONTHS that seemed like YEARS, but, hey, you can't blame me. I got school. And stuff.
I also want to ask you fellow reviewers, that if you can please check out my other stories and review on them. Why? Because I'm stuck on my story, 'Enemies or Something more?', I need backup. Inspiration. You get the idea. Other thing, I have new ideas and inspirations that I would LOVE to share, so support me and excuse my bad stories and lack of updates. Be with me all the way! ;)