When I was a noob, my first day sucked. I literally knew nothing about Minecraft, and so I punched some dirt. I than pressed 'E' cause it told me to, and I got an achievement. I punched some wood, hand then spent the day doing random stuff. Then I saw a creeper in the water and I thought, 'is that a squid?' I attacked it with a stick, and it exploded. I didn't die though, and so I jumped in the water. I reached the bottom, and I saw a squid, and I thought, 'is that an octopus?' Then I drowned and my first day ended in failure.