Author's Note: Hello, Katie here. I forgot that Steph would be unavailable this week to help me edit and get our version of the Aladdin show on Youtube, so I'll try to figure it out myself.
Okay, Story time!
Chapter 39
The host club watched in awe as Kazoo turned into the magical genie that was so beloved and remembered.
The genie ran up to Aladdin and said "Say, you don't look like my last master. But you still get three, uno dos tres, wishes. And no wishing for more wishes!"
Aladdin looked pleased at his good fortune. "Three wishes! I can't believe this is happening to me! Lets see… I have no clue what to wish for." He turned to the genie. "Hey, Genie, what would you wish for?"
"Me?" The genie asked. "Freedom." Everyone looked confused at how sad he looked. "I would wish for freedom!" He climbed back onto the high area of the stage, making him seem taller than he was. "I'm ensured I have PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!" His voice grew loud and commanding. He then, using magic, pulled his lamp towards him. "But its really hard being trapped inside of an itty bitty teeny tiny living space, forever captured, endlessly waiting for my master to summon me." It sounded awful, but what he said next really emphasized his need for freedom. "You see, some masters are nice." He gestured to Aladdin. "Some masters are not so nice." He scowled, pointing at Haruhi/Jafar and said "BLEH BLEH" Then yelled at Haruhi "Still having a good time? Good! BLEH!" Everyone laughed, the mood lightened.
"But you look like you would be nice." He finished, looking at Aladdin. Tamaki looked mad at Kazoo for insulting Haruhi, but the rest of the Host Club saw that she actually was having fun.
"Hey, Genie, I'll tell you what." Aladdin said as Genie starting singing Ariel's notes and pretended to be a mermaid. "I'll use two wishes and then use my third to set you free!"
"Oh, yeah yeah, that's what they all say, but they never mean it!" Genie responded, looking sassily out at the audience.
Then Aladdin said the magic words. "I promise!" Genie leapt down from the perch and yelled "A PROMISE! DING DING DING!"
He pulled Aladdin over to Jasmine. "That's right, Aladdin and Jasmine, who will be playing our game today, will get as a parting gift a nice hot cup of Chamomile Tea!" Game show award music played as everyone clapped and laughed. Genie continued. "Delicious! Tastes just like real camel!" Everyone laughed harder.
Kazoo pulled out a necklace from his front and seemed to be whirling it around as he said "Now, Aladdin, what is your first wish?"
Aladdin thought for a moment and said "Well, for my first wish…" He was interrupted by Jasmine.
"Well, the rules of the game are that the princess can only marry a prince." She said with a clever smile at the street rat.
"Ohhh," Genie said, looking back at the now confident Aladdin. "I repeat, Aladdin, what is your first wish?"
"Well, my first wish is!"
TWEET! No one was expecting a whistle being blown at that time. Aladdin and Jasmine turned their backs to the audience and stayed still. It, the whistle, was on the end of Kazoo's necklace and he said "Alright, time out, hold the phone! Flag on play! Now, where I come from, whenever someone has a magic lamp, rubs it, makes a wish, there's gotta be a loud, crazy, wacky wish noise! So I need a volunteer! Somebody loud, crazy, nutsy cookoo!" The twins were nearly bouncing out of their seats, but Katie and Steph were stifling giggles from the backs of their hands.
Imagine everyone's shock when he pulled Mori to the front of the stage! Everyone heard his name and said "Salaam, Mori!"
Kazoo explained what was going to happen. "We have a very important job for you. We are going to have the entire audience count to three, and on the count of three, Mori, I need you to make the loudest, silliest noise you can make. Can you do that?"
Mori had no clue what he was going to do, but how could he deny Kazoo? He nodded. Kazoo started the counting and everyone joined in. Haruhi was on the edge of her seat, wondering what Mori was going to do.
"ONE! TWO! THREE!" Kazoo pointed to Mori, who panicked and yelled:
"Mitsukuni!" He screamed at the top of his lungs. He then blushed. Everyone cheered as Haruhi nearly fell over from laughter.
"Excellent work, Mori!" Mori sat back down in his spot, looking bashful. "So, here is whats going to happen, whenever Aladdin makes a wish,we're going to shout out 'Wish Noise!' and then everyone in the audience is going to make the same noise that Mori just made." Kazoo said, smiling. The hosts club held back their laughter, knowing that the noise was a name. Honey was grinning widely. Steph had Haruhi's camera again and was taking pictures.
"And everyone will go…" Kazoo motioned for the crowd to shout, so they did. "Mitsukuni!" Kazoo looked satisfied. "Back to our story, Aladdin and the magic lamp." He blew his whistle and Aladdin and Jasmine turned back around.
"Okay, so the only way for the Princess to marry Aladdin is…"
"If I'm a prince!" Aladdin proclaimed. "So, for my first wish, I wish to become a prince!" He began to rub the lamp as Kazoo said "Wish Noise!" And the whole theater was filled with their noise: "Mitsukuni!"
Kazoo continued as Aladdin ran behind the trunk again. "Meanwhile, Jafar (gasp!) was back at the palace, planning to marry Princess Jasmine so he can take over the kingdom for his own evil purposes!"
Jasmine and Kazoo were near Haruhi as Jasmine spoke. "But his plans were suddenly interrupted by a huge parade heading towards the palace!" Kazoo was singing the tune to "Prince Ali" as Jasmine finished.
"They all ran to see!" Kazoo said, so Aladdin ran out and the three looked out and watched the 'parade', singing the tune.
Jasmine stepped out and said "But the genie had transformed Aladdin into…!"
"A wealthy prince!" Aladdin said, putting a white cloth on his shoulder and a fancy mask on to cover his face. "I am Prince Ali Ababwah!"
"PRINCE ALI, HANDSOME AS HE, ALI AB-" Kazoo started to see as Jasmine and Aladdin looked at him oddly. Kazoo turned around and finished with "I'll go away…"
"I have come for Princess Jasmine's hand in marriage!" Aladdin bowed at her. Jasmine looked sad.
"But I didn't want to marry Prince Ali. I wasn't in love with him. You see, I couldn't stop thinking about that poor street boy I'd met in the marketplace. But, in his new disguise, I didn't know they were the same person." She finished, looking upset. Aladdin walked to the Princess.
"So, disguised as Prince Ali, I offered to take the Princess for a ride on my magic carpet." Aladdin led her to the edge of the stage.
Kazoo came out, singing to the tune of A Whole New World. "LA LA LA LALA LAAA!" He unrolled a rug and said "Snap." He set it down and continued to sing as the two royals sat on the carpet. "Go, Carpet!" both of them said "Woah!" as they mimed flying.
Katie, who was still leaning against Kyoya, started drifting as if she was flying. He joined her, acting like kids.
Kazoo came from behind Aladdin and Jasmine with a mobile of stars and moons. He leaned with them, causing everyone to laugh. He giggled and said "I made it myself!"
He continued. "As they soared through the night skies, Princess Jasmine realized…"
She took up her thoughts. "Oh, that he is the same young lad who had rescued me in the marketplace!" Aladdin looked worried that she had found him out until she said "But I didn't let on." They continued to fly, Aladdin still covering his face with his mask.
Kazoo said "That starry night, Princess Jasmine and Aladdin fell in love." The two came together for a kiss, but the mask stopped them. Kazoo gave out a disappointed "Oh." But then Aladdin pulled the mask away and gave his love a proper kiss, to everyone's "ooohhs!"
Aladdin helped his lady up, saying "So I dropped Princess Jasmine off on her balcony and was about to fly off on my carpet, when!"
Jasmine looked frightened. "All of a sudden, Jafar (Ahhh!) had him captured, bound in ropes, chained to a large weight and thrown…"
"INTO THE SEA!" Kazoo and Jasmine yelled. They then reached behind the trunk to pick up a large piece of blue silk and shimmered it behind Aladdin, who was pretending to sink. Kazoo started to sing.
"UNDER THE SEA! UNDER THE SEA! LITTLE MERMAID FLMS ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD!" Everyone laughed, remembering this was when DVDs became bigger than video tapes. Jasmine looked worried.
"Kazoo." She said, as he enjoyed the laughs. "KAZOO!" She said sharply. "What?" He asked, unconcerned. "He's drowning!" Jasmine said worriedly.
He just continued to move the 'water' and said "Ah, glug glug glug, luckily Aladdin still had the magic lamp." When Aladdin looked at him confused, Kazoo stopped moving the fabric and said "Its over on the rock, silly, now go get it! Move!" He gave Aladdin a kick as the boy went to retrieve it.
"As he sunk like a stone to the bottom of the sea, he summoned the genie, asking for his second wish" Jasmine continued.
Aladdin tried to speak, but the water was covering his mouth! All that came out was" asjdfhisuhdf aushfiuahfo asubfiaug." He sounded as if he was underwater. Both Jasmine and Kazoo could not understand him, so the moved the silk out of his way and asked "WHAT?"
"GENIE I WISH FOR YOU TO SAVE MY LIFE!" He said with haste. Jasmine took the silk away as Kazoo said "oh! Wish noise!" Everyone yelled "Mitsukuni!"
Kazoo continued. "The genie got Aladdin out of the ocean and back to the palace."
Jasmine stormed to the center of the stage. "Now the evil Jafar (GASPS) was more determined than ever to marry me, so he can throw me out and rule over the kingdom."
Kazoo helped Haruhi from her chair and stood behind her. Kazoo was about Mori's height, so he loomed over her. He then said "Princess Jasmine turned to the evil Jafar and said-"
Dramatic, evil music began to play as Jasmine shouted "I will never marry you!" She pointed over Haruhi's head and at Kazoo, before pointed to the masked audience member. "You, Jafar! I want to marry Prince Ali!"
Suddenly, a booming male voice shook the theater. "PRINCE ALI? HA!" Kazoo then stepped away from Haruhi and pointed at her. "Bravo lets hear it for a fine performance by Haruhi!" Everyone cheered, but confused as to how Haruhi made her voice sound like that. Then Katie pointed out that Kazoo was covering his mouth with part of his turban as Jafar spoke. Everyone then underrstood.
Jafar spoke again. "
Jafar spoke again, but this time, Kazoo used Haruhi's arm to gesture at the Princess. He still was covered, sharing Haruhi's mask. "YOU WILL NEVER SEE THAT PESKY PRINCE ALI AGAIN, MY DEAR! AHAHAHA AHAHAHAA!" Jasmine looked frightened.
Suddenly, Aladdin came from behind the trunk and came between Jafar and the Princess. "And just then, I burst into the throne room and said that Jafar had just tried to kill me!"
Kazoo moved Haruhi from stage left to stage right, on the right of Aladdin. Jasmine said "Then, he proceeded to rescue me by defeating the evil Jafar!"
Tamaki became alarmed. Defeat his precious Haruhi? Never! He began to stand as Katie pulled him back down, whispering that this part was funny.
Aladdin had gotten close to Haruhi's face and began to pull the mask from her, but she refused to let go. After a bit of tugging, Aladdin stage whispered into Haruhi's ear. "Let go!" She did.
"JAFAR IS DEFEATED!" Everyone cheered for Aladdin's success and Haruhi's performance. With a blush of pleasure, Haruhi gave a curtsey and retreated back to her spot next to Tamaki. He showered her with compliments and she said how much fun it was.
The story continued, with Kazoo narrating. "Well, Princess Jasmine's father, the sultan, was so overjoyed, that he cried 'I am so overjoyed!'"
Jasmine, holding her love's hand, said "That very day he changed the law!"
So, Kazoo changed the law, with "blah blah blah blah mena kiki!"
"So that I could marry the man I wanted, and I chose…"
"ALADDIN!" Both Kazoo and Jasmine yelled as Aladdin took center stage and put his hands in the air. Everyone cheered loudly, it was the loudest cheer yet.
"So, what do you think I did with my third wish?" Aladdin asked the crowd. Of course, they knew the answer and yelled "THE GENIE!"
"WISH NOISE!" Aladdin and Jasmine yelled out. So they all screamed "Mitsukuni!" And out came the Genie with a Goofy hat on, celebrating.
"WOOOOOH! I'M FREE! FREE AT LAST! YOU KEPT YOUR PROMISE!" He said to Aladdin as he gave Aladdin a high five and a hip bump, cheering and running away.
Sweet music flowed through the theater as Jasmine finished up their story.
"That very next day, Aladdin and I were married in the biggest and grandest wedding anyone had ever seen." The two came together for a kiss, but Kazoo snapped his fingers and paused them one head apart.
He was carrying the lamp and spoke with a gentle tone. "And so you see, my friends, its truly whats on the inside, and not whats on the outside that counts. Aladdin was a young man, who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed to be." He stood directly behind the couple, addressing the people who were spellbound by this finale. "On the outside, he may have looked like a poor peasant boy, but on the inside, he had the heart of a prince."
Kazoo put the lamp between the couple, holding out to the audience. But that left his face between the two. He snapped his fingers, unpausing the scene, which caused the couple to accidentally kiss Kazoo on both cheeks! Everyone laughed as the couple retried and kissed each other.
Kazoo started it. "And they all lived…"
"HAPPILY EVER AFTER!" Everyone cheered. "THE END!" The three joined hands and bowed, waving goodbye to the crowd. Everyone cheered and began to leave the theater, but Katie told them to wait. They were going to get a special surprise!
Author's Note: Hope you like it! The rest of the hosts encounter with this show will be Friday. Then, off to a certain Island for piratical play and some Host Hide-And-Seek!
THATS ALL!