This chapter was far harder than I anticipated. It's a chapter with the Twelfth Doctor and Missy, as requested by a guest. I'm not sure how I did... Missy is very hard to write! Let me know what you think.

Missy: Hello, bad boy.

Twelfth Doctor: Who is this?

Missy: Come on, love. Don't you recognize your favorite Time Lady?

Doctor: Missy?!

Missy: Bingo.

Doctor: But who gave you this number?

Missy: The woman in the shop.

Doctor: What?

Missy: Just teasing. We all know I'm the woman in the shop.

Doctor: Only Clara has this number.

Missy: Oh, yes. How is your little puppy?

Doctor: Who?

Missy: Clara.

Doctor: She's fine, why do you care?

Missy: Now, now, no need to get suspicious. Is it so wrong for me to try to be friendly?

Doctor: ... Well, it hasn't happened very often...

Missy: You're hurting my feelings:(

Doctor: IF ANYONE SENDS ME ANOTHER OF THOSE LITTLE FACES, I WILL BE EXTREMELY ANGRY.

Missy: Perhaps you need anger management lessons. I know just the place to go.

Doctor: Oh, you're one to talk. Last time we met, you tried to turn the whole world into a living graveyard of metal men!

Missy: Oh, please. You're so dramatic. That was just a graduation party!

Doctor: A what?

Missy: A graduation party. You know, I graduated from evil Time Lord to even more evil Time Lady! Worthy of celebration, don't you think?

Doctor: No.

Missy: Spoilsport.

Missy: Oh yes, I was wondering if you would like to come to tea? I've got a lovely spread.

Doctor: Is 'tea' short for 'almost dying a very painful death'?

Missy: Of course not! I don't even have any grenades.

Doctor: Well, good for you. I'll stay where I am anyway.

Missy: I'll just have to come to you, then. I've got a vortex manipulator.

Doctor: Absolutely not. One psychopath per TARDIS.

Missy: Who told you that? They sound boring.

Doctor: My wife.

Missy: Boring, boring, boring. Imagine if you traveled with me. What fun we'd have!

Doctor: Yeah, no thanks.

Missy: No need to get tetchy.

Doctor: What are you talking about? There is every need to get tetchy! You won't even tell me where you got this number! I don't like not knowing things.

Missy: Yes, I know. It's very funny watching you squirm in frustration.

Missy: Well, if you must know, I hacked into Clara's phone and copied down your number from her contacts section. Did you know, her contact picture for you is a stick insect wearing sunglasses?

Doctor: Is it really?

Doctor: Wait, you're just trying to take my mind off the fact that you hacked into Clara's phone.

Doctor: Does she know?

Missy: Well, I changed her home screen to a picture that says,"MISSY WAS HERE!" So probably.

Doctor: You watch out, she'll be out for revenge now. Clara doesn't take that stuff lightly.

Missy: Awwww, are you worried about me?

Doctor: Yes.

Doctor: I mean no. No. I'm not worried about you. Ever.

Misty: How sweet, you're almost making me feel guilty about lying to you last time we met.

Doctor: Well, you should feel guilty. And speaking of which, why am I still talking to you?! I'm very cross with you.

Missy: You big meanie.

Missy: That happened ages ago.

Doctor: Three months ago.

Missy: Semantics, semantics. Always spoiling my fun.

Missy: Dear me, the Daleks are telling me to stop stalling. I'd better get a move on.

Doctor: WHAT? The Daleks?

Doctor: Missy, what are you doing with the Daleks? Tell me right now!

Missy: You'll find out, dearie! Don't worry!

Doctor: I am going to find you and put a stop to whatever you're doing.

Missy: Try all you like. Failure, however, is on a roaring discount today! 100 % off!

Doctor: Why must you always talk like that?

Missy: I'm not trying to be sexy. It's just my way of expressing myself.

Missy: Lovely quote from Mr. Elvis Presley. Now that man was something else.

Missy: Awww, these Daleks are so lovely. They're threatening to exterminate me! I'd better get a move on.

Doctor: Missy, I'm warning you.

Missy: Noted.

Missy: Bye!

Doctor: !

Ugh, I never know how to end these chapters. I hope I did a good job. Reviews/constructive criticism appreciated... They inspire me to write better and better. Let me know how I did with my characterization of Missy. What can I fix?