Wow, sorry I haven't updated in a while! Anyway - TheFezWearer15 requested that I use Jack Harkness in a chapter, so I have. I used Martha as well. This chapter takes place some months after Martha left the Doctor, while Donna is his companion. I hope you all enjoy! And I have to warn you... there are a couple moments where Jack is being Jack, if you know what I mean. Anyway. You've been warned.
Thank you for reading and reviewing. Love you guys!
Martha: Doctor? Doctor, are you getting this?
Tenth Doctor: Um. Who is this?
Martha: It's Martha.
Doctor: Oh?
Martha: Glad you're happy to hear from me. Honestly, I talk to you for the first time in months and I don't even get a hello. You're not even surprised.
Doctor: No, no, I am happy to hear from you! Good old Martha. I've missed you, you know. I was just wondering how you got this number.
Martha: Doctor, I'm texting the phone that I gave you. Of course I know the number.
Doctor: Oh, right.
Doctor: Soooooo... erm... how've you been?
Martha: UNIT's been keeping me busy. But I've been great otherwise. Mickey says to tell you hello.
Doctor: Ah, Mickey the Idiot. Good old days.
Martha: Don't call him that.
Doctor: Sorry.
Martha: What about you? Still traveling with Donna?
Doctor: Yep.
Martha: I hope she's drilling some sense into you.
Doctor: Oi!
Martha: You should come visit sometime. It would be nice to see you again.
Doctor: You're right. I'll write it down in my calendar.
Martha: You don't have a calendar.
Doctor: Yeah, suppose not.
Doctor: I will come see you though, I promise. When should I come?
Martha: Right now would be good.
Doctor: What?!
Martha: Unfortunately, I didn't text you just so we could chat. There's sort of a problem. We'd like you to come check it out.
Doctor: What is it this time?
Martha: Hard to describe. Just come down, will you?
Doctor: Fine, fine. I'll come. But Donna will not be happy.
Martha: I know. If she wants someone to shout at, I'll volunteer myself. Just hurry up and come.
Doctor: Right. See you soon.
Jack: Hey hey hey, wait for me! I don't want to miss the party.
Martha: Who are you? This is a private conversation. How did you get in?
Jack: Don't you recognize me? Come on, Doc. You know who I am.
Doctor: It can't be.
Doctor: Jack? Jack Harkness? He's the only one I know who calls me Doc.
Jack: Bingo. Nice to see you again, Doc. Well - talk to you anyway.
Jack: And Martha! Lookin' good.
Martha: You can't even see.
Jack: I can in my mind.
Doctor: Jack, stop flirting.
Jack: What? I didn't even say anything.
Martha: Jack, UNIT has private servers that no one else can access. This conversation should be absolutely impenetrable to anyone else. How are you texting us?
Jack: Didn't I ever tell ya I'm one of the best hackers in the universe?
Jack: At Torchwood we have access to all of the 'private' conversations of just about every organization on the planet. It was a simple matter for me to hack into UNIT's communication networks.
Doctor: Oooh, clever.
Martha: So you've been watching everything we've said to anyone else by phone, email, text, and every other type of social media.
Jack: Yep. And when I saw you talking to the Doctor here, I decided to join the party.
Martha: That cannot be legal.
Jack: Probably not, honey. Just don't think about it, okay?
Martha: I'm going to have to report this. UNIT needs to know if their privacy is no longer secure.
Jack: Oh, stop being such a killjoy. Look, I promise we haven't used the information we've gleaned to do anything harmful.
Jack: And you'd be surprised at how many texts and phone calls are absolutely rubbish. Just yesterday one of your top officials had a long talk with his wife about the bacon dish she was supposed to make for dinner. If I were you I'd report him instead of me.
Martha: Really?
Doctor: Right, let's get back to the topic... Jack, I'm guessing Torchwood has noticed the same problem UNIT has?
Jack: Right as always, Doc. It's kinda hard to describe.
Doctor: So I've heard.
Jack: Can you get down here and come take a look?
Doctor: Yes, but I'll be bringing Donna.
Jack: Uh-oh. I better build a bomb shelter.
Doctor: I don't get it.
Doctor: Oh, wait, I get it. That was funny. Nice one, Jack.
Jack: Thanks.
Doctor: Wait, should I come to UNIT or Torchwood?
Martha: UNIT.
Jack: Torchwood.
Doctor: I've got an idea! How about I come to both?
Martha: Wow.
Doctor: We can't all be as clever as me.
Martha: That's disgusting. I'm going to leave now.
Jack: I should get going too - I'm a little... shall we say, busy at the moment.
Martha: Please don't elaborate.
Jack: Wouldn't dream of it, honey.
Jack: Doctor - see you soon.
Doctor: Right. I'll be there momentarily. Torchwood first. Then UNIT.
Martha: Okay. See you in a bit.
Doctor: Allons-y!
Well, I hope you enjoyed the chapter. Please tell me what you think! Also, the next few chapters will probably be the Doctor and Clara... I've missed writing them:) after that I'd like to try my hand at Donna. I love Donna.
Anyway, see you next time! Like the Doctor says, allons-y!