"Spirits! What's that miserable wailing? Is someone being assassinated in the Palace Grounds?"

Azula hurried towards the tall windows leading to the balcony. Wrapping a red silk robe with gold borders around her, she tied the sash tightly at the waist. Her maidservant Zura followed with a worried look.

"It sounds like… singing, Princess?"

Azula flung the windows open to step onto the balcony. Her yellow eyes widened significantly. The full moon bathed the single figure below in bright blue white light.

Delicious as a sea prune

Spicy like chile pepper

She tickles my palate

My ocean kumquat, hiding in the depths of my heart

Oh, she's my cactus juice, I need to taste her every day and night

My fire lily flytrap

She's got me sucked right in

Like a dolphin piranha, she just swallowed me up

Beautiful dragon, come fly me to heaven tonight

Oh, she's my cactus juice, I need to taste her every day and night

The bolt of lightning barely missed the singer's ear.

"Sokka, you idiot! Stop that! You're waking the whole Palace."

He stared hopefully at her. "Can I come up?"

"Yes! Just don't try to scale the walls. Use the stairs like a normal person."

He grinned. "Yes, Princess!"