Today's Pokefact is that Lunatone cannot learn the move Moonlight. Except if you caught one in the Dream World, which is now obsolete.
"Jesus, what is it, like, 9 or something? I am so not looking forward to going to Castella City, I'm probably going to spend overnight sleeping on a bridge."
"Gastly."
"Anyway, yo, Alicia, look! No Violet!" I say as I release Alicia from her Pokeball onto the bed of the room I reserved in the Pokemon Center while I drop all the crap I'm carrying and take off my shoes.
"Ralts?" Alica says as she looks around, before looking at me with an adorable questioning look, you're so cute! Yes, you are~!
...
Please kill me.
"Yeah, um, we're in the Poke-Center of Nacrene City. Violet was like, I really don't think Alicia likes me, so she slammed your Pokeball in my hand and RAN AWAY, and I was just there thinking, okay, I don't care, this is great, Alicia is really cute, oh god I sound like Violet!" I say while using ridiculous hand and body motions that remind me of improv games from the one semester of theater arts I took in the middle school of my past life.
"...Ralts?"
"Yeah, I'm really weird when I'm not around my parents or Violet. That's why I was socially ostracized by my peers for the majority of my school life, well, that and the fact that I was smarter than everyone because I knew all the material already because I, well, never mind! You don't have to worry about that!" I say as I flop down on the bed, Aria flying next to me and solidifying her body so she could lie down by us.
"Right, I should probably get my trainer card now and a carrying case for badges besides just pinning them to the insides of my pocket, wait. Didn't Alice put something for me to wear in the FIFTEEN HUNDRED BAGS that she gave me? If she did that, she might also have put in a badge case.
"Mkay, let's see. Okay, there's the belt bags, there's the backpack, here another bag I had to carry... Ugh, let's just start with the belt bags," I say as I pick up three bags that were attached to my belt earlier and start to sort through them, only to not find a badge case. I do the same with the other bags I have, only to find nothing in there as well.
"God, welp, guess today just ain't my day," I complain as I once again flop down face first into the bed
"...Ralts...?"
"What?" I ask as Alicia pokes my head, which is shoved into the blankets.
"... Ra..." Alicia says as she starts poking me every other second.
"What do you want? A massage? Bathroom break? The T.V. remote? A self-microwaving burrito? What is it! I, unfortunately, do not speak-" I pause as I hear a really loud grumble and say, "Food?"
"Ralts~!"
"Yeah, me too. Fuck sleep, me want food!" I say as I get up, Aria giving me a, "Why? I just lied down?" glare as I smirk at her.
"Don't worry, we'll get food first, forget the trainer card," I say as I stretch and look at the clock, huh. It's actually only seven.
"Ra, Ralts!" Alicia says as she holds out her arms to me, in a motion to pick her up.
"Jesus, you're lazy. Sure, come on. Oh, Aria, you can sit on my head or shoulder if you want, well, more like try to... Eh, yes? Okay," I say as I pick up Alicia as Aria moves my hair to sit on my shoulder.
"Mkay, food first," I say as I make sure I have the key card in my jeans pocket before I leave the room and walk to the lobby of the Pokemon Center before stopping at the map to look for a cafe or something else.
"Cafe Warehouse, hm? Well, let's go there," I say as I start to walk away from the map and out the door of the Pokemon Center, walking by a little girl and her mom with a Lilipup.
"Mkay, so it's to the right, now forward, and okay, yep, that's probably it," I say as I follow my own directions until I arrive in front of a building with various maid, that are actually pretty cute, trying to attract attention to the cafe. Oh god, is this a maid cafe? Well...
Get your filthy lesbian mind out of the gutter.
"Uh... Fine, let's eat here," I grumble, Aria and Alicia unaware of why I'm groaning.
"Nya, Mistress! Are you here to dine?" a rather cute girl with Purrloin ears, tail, and maid dress says to me.
NOPE. FUCK IT, I'M OUT.
"Ralts, Ralts!" Alicia whines as she feels what I want to do. Right, Ralts can feel emotions through the red thing on their head. That's kind of creepy actually. Fine, for her to get food.
"Can I see the menu?" I ask. If it costs too much, fuck it.
"Of course, Mistress! Nya~!" the maid says as she walks to a cabinet and grabs two menus before handing it to me.
I look at the menus to see one has Pokemon food and the other human food. With a quick observation of the prices, I see that it is actually moderately priced for restaurants, which is actually cheap for maid cafes.
"Can I have a booth?" I ask since the tables and booths are equally filled so I don't feel awkward about me being the only person.
"Of course, Mistress, nya~!" the maid says as she leads me to one of the booths in the back of the cafe before leaving to get glasses of water for me and my Pokemon.
"I'm doing this for you, just so you know. I really don't want to be here," I mutter to Alicia as I put her down.
"Ralts?"
"I'm going to assume that means why. Um, you'll see... God, I'm starting to regret my life choices," I mutter as I stare at the human menu and hand the Pokemon one to Alicia, Aria looking over to see it.
And then I saw the bottom of the menu.
'If you want to call over a maid, don't say excuse me, put on the cat ear on the side of the table and say, nya, nya~!'
I am starting to regret every single one of my life choices.
"D-do y-you guys kn-know what you w-want...?" I ask my Pokemon who stare at me weirdly before nodding.
"O-okay, um, I guess I'll get tea set A... Okay, you guys have to put on these cat ears," I pause as I grab three of them from the side of the table, "And then say nya, nya... Then the maid will come," I say as I hand them the ears.
"R-Ralts?"
"Gast...ly?"
"Y-yeah, it says it at the bo-bottom of the m-menu," I say as my Pokemon give me the ultimate 'W.T.F. owner' pet look. They both look at the menu, and then at me, back at the menu, and them back at me. With a sigh, Alicia shoves the cat ears onto her head, me doing the same, and Aria just flies up and starts twirling them around.
"Okay... Three, two, one, nya nya..."
"Ra, Ralts...!"
"Gastly~!"
"Hello, what would you like to order, Mistress, nya~!" the maid says as Love Livefu music plays in the background.
"I-I'll have t-tea set a... Y-you two?"
"Ralts!" Alicia says as she points at what looks like some moderately priced dessert.
"Gastly!" Aria says as she attempts to point at a much higher priced dessert that I doubt she could eat by herself.
"Tea Set A, Fairy Dream, and Ultimate Sper Cute Ghostly Dreamy Cake! Hai! I'll get this for Mistress and her Pokemon, nya!" the maid says as she writes down stuff and walks away.
"Really Aria? You ordered a huge ass cake? I hope you know that you'll be eating that for the next few weeks, because I can't eat it, and Alicia probably doesn't want it," I complain to Aria, who just gives me a smirk.
"You...-"
"Me! Hey, Alishia!" I hear someone yell before Hilda slides onto the other side of the booth.
"Oh, hi, I already ordered. They left the menus, though, so," I answer calmly as I hand Hilda the menus and throw the cat ears at her, as she gratefully takes it both, all the while my social anxiety is kicking up inside me. See, I don't mind people when it's someone I know, or I'm with someone I know, but I frankly do not know Hilda that well, so my insides are going into panic mode.
"Ah, thanks, though. Hey, I just fought the gym, like, ten minutes ago! Unfortunately, I lost a second time. See, the trainers are easy, it's that stupid Watchog that messes me up from Lenora!" Hilda complains. Hilda is me when I was ten and crying over that stupid gym. Now, however, I have a Pokemon that knows hypnosis! Ha!
"Yeah, I get what you mean. I'll be challenging the gym tomorrow," I reply.
Eventually, I calm my nerves down to the point where I'm able to talk to Hilda, which I do until the food comes. Believe me, I get a huge surprise when I find out Aria didn't just order a cake. She ordered a five layer cake that is half my height that I have to lug back to the Pokemon Center with Hilda, who also agrees to meet up with me tomorrow to challenge the gym. Not to mention that I felt really humiliated when I had to say moe~ when I wanted the maid to stop pouring the tea I ordered. It isn't until I get to my room that I notice a small noise from behind, but when I check, nothing is in the hallway.
"Huh, well, goodnight you two," I say as I get under the covers of the bed, Aria and Alicia doing likewise before we fall asleep.
"Litwick..."
"Okay sweetie, here's your card and case," the woman who took my picture says as she hands me a card that I place into the case while take out my gym badge and put it in the case as well. The woman then goes to assist the next trainer while I shove the case into the inside pocket of the jacket I'm wearing, right next to a half empty glass bottle of tonic water and a snack.
"You ready?" Hilda asks as I nod and we both head out of the Pokemon Center, Aria trailing behind us.
"As much as I'll ever be," I respond as we take the turn to face the museum gym thing.
"That's the spirit! Alright then- huh?" Hilda suddenly stops and turns around before screaming, "Oh god! We're doomed! It's a... It's a Litwick!"
"Okay," I say to her as I turn around to find a tiny Litwick crawling towards us. You know, if it weren't for the fact that it's eating our energy and causing us to die, I would find this thing really cute.
"Litwick," it says as it slowly walks to us, which I'm surprised it can do since it doesn't have legs.
"Get it away!" Hilda yells as she hides behind me, the Litwick now only a meter away. It stops about half a meter in front of us before it lets out a small grumble, one just like the one Alicia let out the day before.
"Hungry, are you? I bet you smelled the leftover cake that I had. I was going to let Aria have it if she got hungry, but I brought more than enough, here you go," I say as I grab a plastic bag from inside my jacket pocket, ignoring the glare Aria is giving me.
"Litwick!" the Pokemon says with a smile as they reach to grab the cake I was holding out for them while I kneel down.
"You're a wild Pokemon, correct?" I ask. The Litwick nods.
"Well, have the whole bag. You'll need it more than us," I say as I give the Litwick the whole bag, Aria's glare softening after the Litwick says something. We still have three boxes of it anyway.
"Well, bye then!" I say as I get up and force a scared Hilda into the gym, only to feel something push us back.
"I... want to see things no one can see," N mutters as he looks at us.
Then take some LSD.
Bad Alishia. Bad.
"The truth of Pokemon inside Pokeballs. The ideals of how trainers should be. And a future where Pokemon have become perfect. Do you feel the same?" N asks us. He made a truth and ideals reference... Nope, I'm out.
"You speak really quickly, slow down a bit, what did you say?" Hilda asks.
"I would have to disagree. What is the point of life once you become perfect? Who is to judge if somebody is perfect? What would happen to those who are not? See, once you think a little more, it's not so... Black and White," I respond with my own shitty reference.
"Is that so? I think my friends and I should test you to see if you can see this future, too," N says as he lets out a Pidove.
"Wait, me?" I pause and look at N, who nods, "Not Hilda? Um, okay, sure, why not, god that was an awful voice crack. Aria, go! Be free! Even though you kind of are already... Yeah... OH WAIT, NO, THAT'S A SHITTY IDEA! COME BACK ARIA, LET ALICIA DO THIS!"
"Pidove, use Gust!" N yells once I have Alicia sent out and Aria is next to me.
"Disarming Voice!" I call. Alicia executes the move, causing Gust and Disarming Voice to clash together before Disarming Voice overtakes Gust, hitting the Pidove head-on.
"Pidove, are you alright?" N calls out. His Pidove nods before ruffling his feathers and jumping back up into the air.
"Well, I don't even think I have to say anything, you go girl!" I call out to Alicia, who smiles before turning around and facing the Pidove.
"Pidove! Use Quick Attack-"
"QUICK, DO SOMETHING, I mean, Double Team!" I scream and cut off N, who looks at me weirdly. Alicia smile as me before multiple copies of her appear and surround the Pidove, causing a confused Pidove to spin in circles and dizzy itself.
"Okay, that's cute, Aria- I mean, no, sorry, Alicia! Yes! Use- oh, okay, never mind. You don't need me," I say as Alicia uses Disarming Voice, causing the Pidove to pass out.
"Yeah! Come here, I want to give you a hug, dear!" I say while N returns his Pidove and Alicia jumps to be in my arms so she doesn't have to stand. Lazy thing.
"Alright, go Timburr!" N says while I motion for Aria to go forward with a smile.
"You know the drill, my darling! Le go!" I say as I pump up my left arm, my right holding Alicia, who very cutely copies my motions.
N says something to his Timburr and Aria uses Hypnosis. I don't pay attention since I know Aria will win, her being a Ghost-Type and all, and instead rub Alicia, who looks up at me with a smile. I look up again to see Aria floating around triumphantly, a smile on her face while a fainted Timburr lies on the ground.
"You go, my darling! Think you can take another fight?" I say to Aria as N releases a Tympole that starts hopping around, probably searching for water. Aria nods and prepares to use Hypnosis, only for the Tympole to start freaking out and spew Bubblebeam every which way. Can you blame it? This thing is meant to be in water, not flopping on land.
"Do you want to stop?" I ask N as he gives a sigh. He stares at me for a few second before he returns his Tympole.
"Right now, my friends aren't strong enough to save all Pokemon. Maybe I can't solve the equation that will change the world. So I need power... Power enough to make anyone agree with me."
That's called money.
N then walks away, both me and Hilda gazing at him before Hilda calls out to me, "Alishia, you were so cool! His Timburr couldn't do anything to you! That was a great type matchup! I would never have thought of it!"
"I'm sure you would have. Don't kid yourself," I say as we both walk into the museum, both unaware of the soulless eye of a Pokemon that had been watching us the whole time.
"Litwick."
Someone, can someone, please, someone, save me now
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*googles weather*
Oh, it's ninety-five. Still glad I bought that cheap ten dollar fan, though!