Jacaranda (MLP Version of Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda")
The Jacaranda don't, the jacaranda don't
The Jacaranda don't have green but have big purple leaves
Aboard named George lives in Galloping Gorge
Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some core
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
Phone in my purse, witch, I came dressed to fill
Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills and he tellin' me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
The Jacaranda don't, the jacaranda don't
The Jacaranda don't have green but have big purple leaves
Oh my gosh, look at her flank
Oh my gosh, look at her flank
Oh my gosh, look at her flank
(Look at her flank)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her flank
This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country-ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, and he telling me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
The Jacaranda don't, the jacaranda don't
The Jacaranda don't have green but have big purple leaves
Oh my gosh, look at her flank
Oh my gosh, look at her flank
Oh my gosh, look at her flank
(Look at her flank)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her flank
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
(Oh my God, look at her butt)
The Jacaranda don't, the jacaranda don't
The Jacaranda don't have green but have big purple leaves
The Jacaranda don't, the jacaranda don't
The Jacaranda don't have green but have big purple leaves
Oh my gosh, look at her flank
Oh my gosh, look at her flank
Oh my gosh, look at her flank
(Look at her flank)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her flank
Yeah, he love this fat plant, ha haha!
Yeah! This one is for my ponies with a fat plant in the fucking grass
I said, where my fat plant big ponies in the grass?
Fuck the purple ponies! Fuck the purple ponies in the grass!
I wanna see all the big fat plants ponies in the muthafuckin' grass
Fuck you if you purple ponies, what?! Kyuh
Ha ha, ha ha
I got a big fat plant (plant, plant, plant)
Come on!
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