Hi Guys I'm back again! Yay! I'm sooo sorry for not updating in soooo long, I had writer's block and things have been really busy. We've had tests like every week so I've had to revise for them. But life is not all bad… the guy I've liked for a little while asked me out! We've now been together for a little over a month and it is going really well. So for those of you who actually read this far thanks for finding out my life and sorry for probably boring you. I do not own mortal instruments or the characters… I only own the plot. Aaaaannnnyyyywwwaaayyy on with the chapter…
Clary POV
I woke up on a very comfortable pillow however I had a splitting headache to go with it. Not fun. I lazily opened my eyes not welcoming the piercing morning light that was coming through the open curtains. I tried to get up but was weighed down by something around my middle. Looking down I saw what appeared to be a golden arm splayed out across my stomach. SHIT ooooooooh noooo this was not happening SHITTING HELL HOW DRUNK DID I GET LAST NIGHT!
Cautiously I look up, only to have my fear confirmed….. I fell asleep on asshole. Fuck my life.
I tried getting up again but goldilocks had a freaking iron grip on me. Jesus Christ I would not have liked to be this guy's teddy bear. It didn't look like I was going to be able to get up without waking him up so I decided to have some fun whilst doing it. Even with a hangover I'm an evil person.
I turned around slowly in his arms, careful not to wake him. There was a glass with some melted ice left over in it from last night on the coffee table above me. I reached up still being careful not to wake him or move too much as it seemed every time I moved his grip got tighter. I grasped the glass and brought it over so it was held above his head. I then tipped its contense over asshole's face.
He shot up spluttering trying to whip the cold water away from his face and throwing me off him at the same time. He's obviously not good with a hangover. This manoeuvre sent me into a fit of laughter and tears whilst rolling on the floor. Not the best cure for a hangover but oh well. Goldilocks' sudden awakening had sparked the rest of the group who had slept over to wake to accompanied by a whole load of groaning and curses involving Jace.
I recovered from my laughing fit which left me with an even worse headache and a very angry Jace glaring at me. The rest of the group was smirking up at him as they realised what had happened.
"What was that for?" Growled asshole
"You wouldn't let me get up it was my only option" I said in an innocent smile and a little shrug.
He just glared at me again and stomped out the room, murmuring about having a shower, which sent me into another fit of giggles along with some of the rest of the gang.
"As much as your little trick there clary was hilarious is there any food in this house?" asked Izzy
"Yeah I'll go make some pancakes whilst you all get ready" I said
I got up and shuffled into the kitchen my slipper socks proving perfect floor skates. I heard everyone grabbing their bags and making their way upstairs to get ready. They sound like a heard of flipping elephants! I got down the ingredients for my pancakes, and started making the batter. I tipped some chocolate chips into the batter and mixed them in.
Heating up a pan I dollop the mixture into the pan and it starts sizzling. I leave it to sizzle for a while before flipping it and letting it sizzle on that side. I was plating up the fifth pancake when the first of the group came downstairs…..it had to be goldilocks that was ready first….. he took a seat at the table n got a plate off the side.
"Smells good short stack" he just stared at me and I stared back not giving him the satisfaction of me understanding he joke "did you get the joke" he said after a minute of stare off.
"Oh you mean that shitty joke where you compared my height to a short stack of the pancakes that you want to have?" I said my sarcasm so strong it was palpable
"yes that one short stack" he had that smirk on again
"Fuck you, take your pancakes and get away from here asshole oh and the maximum you get is two now you have pissed me off" I huffed plopping yet another pancake onto the growing stack of them.
"Aww come on don't be that way clary" he said whilst pouting and giving me the puppy dog eyes.
Shit my other weakness puppy dog eyes "okay fine but just don't eat them all the others need some too asshole" though my insult didn't really have much power behind it.
Prick happily forked three pancakes onto his plate and poured a little bit of syrup onto them when Jon, Alec, Simon, Jordan and Maia came down the stairs.
"Ooooooo Clary pancakes my favourite" Maia said whilst hugging me. I just laughed and handed her a plate.
They all collected some pancakes off of the stack whilst I continued to make them, and started digging in. Jon let out a moan when he tasted them and mumbled something about how I was an angel and that he loved me. I just chuckled to myself.
After another ten minutes of pancake eating and making Izzy and Magnus came down decked out in full glitter and make up mode, Izzy's heals were six inches high and Magnus' hair was spiked to little needles ahhh so subtle in their looks.
After finishing my mouthful of pancake I shoved over the plate of remaining pancakes to them "dig in" I said.
They both sat down and took a pancake each and started eating. Let's just say there were no pancakes left after a few minutes.
We all chatted for a bit and I kept noticing Rapunzel and Alec glance at me. I wonder what that's about.
Izzy stood up and clapped her hands "right I think it is make over time for Clary"
Magnus made a point of looking at his watch then said "why yes yes it is" and they started dragging me up the stairs.
Oh God no was all I could think
So there it is guys hope you enjoyed it. I am breaking up for Easter tomorrow so hopefully I will be able to update more often and get some chapters pre-written. Anyway please review I love to see your comments and your opinions….. till next time byeeeee :)