Author's Note: I don't really know what happened to this one-shot. But in case you were curious, the beginning is channeling a lot of Nerd!Spencer, FemBot!Spencer and Angsty!Spencer.


Day One-Hundred Twenty-Nine: My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

In all nineteen years of her life, she was never a fan of clichés; they were cheesy and tacky and…well, clichéd.

So of course, there was one stupid, tacky, cheesy movie that she hated more than them all—which, unsurprisingly, every other girl loved—and that was Titanic. It was just as dumb and clichéd as Romeo and Juliet. Well, it was a little better than Romeo and Juliet—Jack as just an ignorant, hopeful boy whilst Juliet was a stupid, innocent girl. As a modern feminist, the stereotype of a helpless, ignorant, dependent girl bothered her, which was exactly how she had viewed Juliet.

Though, she couldn't discredit Leonardo DiCaprio, who was in film portrayals of both clichéd love tragedies; he was a pretty amazing actor.

She believed in love, of course. Well, she thought she did. Familial and platonic love, at least. But she didn't believe that love overrode all else and was a valid excuse for stupidity. She didn't believe love conquered all, at least, not in a practical sense. In addition to being the aforementioned feminist, she was also quite the pragmatist. She didn't believe in love at first sight, either. That was nonsensical. If you could fall in love with someone at the first sight, you could be falling in love with a sociopath or a nervous wreck on attraction alone. The person would be an obnoxious snob of a complete jerk and you couldn't even know it, simply because they had a pretty face.

And that was basically the premise of their "love"; Romeo was instantly attracted to Juliet and vice versa, while all it took for Rose to fall in love with Jack was him saving her from imminent suicide (just because she didn't want to marry someone…dumb). Romeo and Juliet didn't even know that the other was a Montague or a Capulet before they "fell in love". Granted, Rose at least knew Jack was a better guy than her idiot fiancé, considering he saved her from plunging to her death in the ocean. But that just meant that Jack was a nice guy. It didn't say anything else about his personality; he could've been totally incompatible with her.

Those were her issues with Hollywood portrayals of love, especially in romantic tragedies. At least The Notebook was a little more tangible in the fact that Allie at least took some time to get to know Noah a little better before professing undying/suicidal love for him.

She never believed in that old cliché people told their significant others: "My heart beats for you and only for you." Realistically speaking, it beats to pump blood throughout your body, making it a rather vital organ and the heart itself feels no emotion. The correlation between the heart and emotions is still a bit disputed.

All that being said, she knew that despite Celine Dion's belief that the heart does go on forever for love, it truly did not.

Nothing was really forever.


At the age of twenty-four, Hanna realized that miracles do happen, and that one miracle she was absolutely positively certain of was named Toby Cavanaugh.

She'd never seen Spencer so carefree, so convivial, so jovial, and so…giggly as she had seen her lately.

Spencer, though she once would've hated to admit it, was in love. In love. As in, she couldn't get out, even if she wanted to.

They said that dreams were the gateway into the human subconscious, the part that they didn't want to show to the world. Spencer was a strong believer in Freud and his works, so she thought it to be true. She just didn't know what to think when she started seeing him in her dreams. It was so vivid and lifelike…it was kind of like he was there with her. It felt almost supernatural.

She wrote it off as attraction; when someone appears in your dreams, it's not because they want something from you; you want something from them. She had no clue what more she could want from him; he made an effort to be there for her for anything and absolutely everything. He was extremely protective and sweet and caring. She never really knew anyone else like that. If there was ever doubt in her mind, he certainly proved that he was in love with her. Though, he had said it already. Several times.

And she said she was pretty sure it was impossible to tangibly feel the sensation of love before, but she got this tingly feeling all over her body when he was around and even when she just thought of him. Even when he was out of town for work. He was always felt like he was there with her.

And when he came back, the feeling was even greater. She'd jump into his arms and she'd never want him to let go. It was like she never wanted his love to let go of her. Never. She wanted to hold onto the feeling for the rest of her life. She loved everything he made her feel: safe, happy, at peace, loved.


Did you guys really think I could write a one-shot without Hanna? It's Hanna Banana!

Sarah:Thank yewww :) This one is also cheesy. Like Pizza Hut with cheesy crust and extra cheese (I would totally order that, btw).

MilaMizz:I meant to make it not totally cheesy, but oops, this happened! And I know...Pandora is the greatest star. And Hanna. And of course, Handora is the OTP to top all OTPs.

AL3110:First thing is that you can't just become a Brooklyn Baby; you have to actually adopt the ways of ACTUAL Brooklyn Babies (ugh, that reminds me...you-know-who is ACTUALLY a Brooklyn Baby. Like...why do good things happen to evil people) before you can call yourself as such. I was too annoyed and in too much of a hurry to do it yesterday and my phone is eating up all my data plan and I really don't know why. Too late.

I'm trying to update SSS tomorrow. There's just a lot of craziness going on in my life right now and idk how to deal. It's very stressful. These one-shots are not coming out as I had hoped.

The next one-shot will be Better In Time by Leona Lewis, which was featured in unmAsked (2x25) and it was secretly about Spoby (I don't really care what anyone says). -Kayson