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"We have secured the TARDIS! Prepare attack formation!"
The pink cloud now sat in a space ship in the middle of a small army of golden-colored machines shaped similar to a salt shaker.
"That is not the TARDIS!" One of them complained.
"It matches the TARDIS' abilities! It is the TARDIS, and the Doctor is inside!" Another argued.
"Fool! The TARDIS is blue!" Another screeched.
"Everything is blue to the Daleks!"
One of the Daleks approached the pink cotton candy cloud. It touched the cloud with its plunger-like device, scanning its properties.
"It is the TARDIS!" It screeched, "It is in a disguise!"
"Then it is the TARDIS!" Another one piped, "The Doctor must be inside! As soon as he exits the TARDIS, we shall exterminate him!"
"EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" The Daleks chanted in unison.
"What in the world are they doing in the Equestrian galaxy?!" Whooves exclaimed, listening to the Daleks screeching right outside the TARDIS door.
"You're telling me?" Discord asked.
"They must be seeking a new world to repopulate!" They said in unison.
"Jinx, you owe me a soda." Discord giggled.
Whooves glared at the draconequus, "That's getting extremely annoying. Stop it with the copying!"
"Yeah right! You're the one who's copying me!" Discord argued.
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"AN NOT!"
The Daleks loud chanting was growing louder.
"Oh, this is bad! This is bad!" Whooves started panicking, "Why are they here in all of the places in the universe? Look, I hate to say this, but I may need your hel-" He turned to Discord, who had mysteriously vanished, "Discord?!" He managed to catch a glance of the chaos spirit's tail disappearing out the door of the TARDIS. He attempted to follow him, but the door was locked from the outside, trapping Whooves in. He cursed, slamming his hooves against the metallic flooring.
"I sure do hope you know what you're doing..." He groaned.
The group of Daleks got a nasty surprise when Discord emerged from the TARDIS. They backed up, unsure of what the thing was that now stood in front of them.
"Greetings from planet Equis," Discord announced in a monotonous, robotic voice, "My censors indicate a group of fun-hating aliens. EXTERMINATE!"
"State who you are!" One of the Daleks demanded, pointing its laser at the multi-beast.
Discord laughed, "Call me Discord! You're the Boreks, right? Famous for wanting to rid the world of everything fun and interesting?"
"Negatory!" A Dalek objected in the back.
"We are the Daleks!" Another added, "What abomination are you?"
Discord scoffed, leaning against the cotton candy TARDIS, "I am the world's only time lord-chaos spirit hybrid-"
He was about to say more, but a Dalek in the front interrupted him.
"Time lord! Time lord!" It screeched, "Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!"
However, the Dalek's plan to exterminate was foiled when Discord appeared in front of it. He placed a star sticker on the Dalek's periscope, blocking its ability to see. Despite the mechanical alien's super-hot surface, the sticker did not melt off as it should have.
"Cannot see!" The Dalek screeched in terror, rolling around and bumping into other Daleks, all the while screaming, "CANNOT SEE! WHAT HAS HE DONE?!"
"What is this?" Another Dalek demanded, "Explain how you are able to disable our kind so easily! Explaaaaaiiinnn!"
This caused Discord to chuckle, "It's simple, my little alien friend. The use of mind-bendingly complicated magic counteracts all of your attempts to stop me. And with," He tapped on his skull, "The large capacities of a time lord's brain, you have absolutely no hope to stop me."
"That is what you think, primitive lifeform!" A Dalek shouted, "We shall exterminate you!"
The mechanical alien's laser fired directly at Discord. However, the multi-beast-in-a-trench-coat did the unthinkable and caught the beam in mid-fire.
"Ooh! Tingly!" The chaos spirit giggled, "How about I give you a taste of your own medicine?"
He let go of the beam and directed it back to the Dalek who had fired it. The Dalek exploded on impact, surprising its fellow Daleks. For a moment, the group of aliens said nothing and simply stared at the beast who stood before them. That's when they became very angry.
"EXTERMINATE!" They screeched in unison, "EXTERMINATE!"
Discord took this as a sign to run back to the TARDIS. A Dalek got dangerously close to him, forcing him to lightly poke the Dalek on its smooth, top part. Discord was completely unaffected, but the Dalek was suddenly stunned. The multi-beast entered the TARDIS and locked the door behind him. Already, the machine's engines groaned to life and the TARDIS disappeared in a blast of wind. The Daleks were left on their own, but they were staring at the one Dalek who had the misfortune to get too close to Discord.
That one Dalek suddenly turned around, its golden color seeming to brighten. It held out its plunger-like device and laser, before shouting in a non-monotonous voice that was very unusual for a Dalek.
"HUGINATE!"
As the TARDIS rocketed away from the Dalek spaceship, Whooves was not at all happy with what Discord had done.
"What were you thinking?!" He screamed, "You could have gotten yourself killed! The Daleks are no one to mess around with!"
"And yet, what did I just do?" Discord shot back.
Whooves sighed, "You blinded one with a bloody sticker..."
"Exactly," The chaos spirit scoffed, "I suggest you stop doubting me so much. I've gotten into plenty of pickes in my lifetime, and I've always gotten out of them."
Whooves growled, "That's not you who got into the pickles! It was me! ME!"
Discord rolled his eyes, "Anyways, I was only trying to have some fun. Hopefully, what I did to that one Dalek will scare them all off."
"No, it won't!" Whooves argued, "They will follow the TARDIS to wherever it lands! They will find us and they will kill us both!"
Discord glared at the brown stallion, "I know what they'll do. I don't need your help. I could just leave you out on an abandoned asteroid with an enternity's worth of air, then come back when I feel like it."
Whooves bared his teeth, "You wouldn't dare..."
Whooves found himself kicked out of the TARDIS and on to an abandoned asteroid with an enternity's worth of air. Discord snickered and waved at him from within the once-blue box, now-cotton candy cloud.
"You know, your copying me was quite annoying," He said, "So I'm glad I'm getting rid of you. I hope you enjoy your stay! Arrivederci!"
"You can't do this!" Whooves screamed, running back towards the TARDIS, "The Daleks will follow you! When they get to Equestria, they'll destroy everything you love-!"
He was cut off by the loud groaning of the TARDIS' engines. Before he could hope to get back inside and beat the living heck out of the deluded chaos spirit, the time-traveling machine disappeared into thin-air. Whooves, on his last straw, had a rage fit and kicked a rock off into the zero gravity. How he managed to stay on the asteroid without floating off into the vacuum of space was beyond even his time lord knowledge. Most likely Discord had enchanted the floating space rock with a gravity spell to keep the brown stallion stranded on it.
Whooves sighed. He was worried sick about how the Daleks had ended up in the Equestrian galaxy. Their intentions were unknown, and Discord would probably be stupid enough to lead them back to the world of the ponies.
What worries me more than the Daleks is that there's a creature out there who can bend reality at his will... And has the knowledge of a time lord.