America x Indiana
Cleaning This Gun-Rodney Atkins
The Declaration of Independence
Think I could tell you that first sentence but then I'm lost
I can't begin to count the theories
I've had pounded in my head that I forgotI don't remember all that Spanish
Or The Gettysburg Address
But there is one speech from high school
I'll never forget
America was outside of UK household, which held not just England, but his brothers. The American had come to pick up the said nation was knocking at the door. The door opened not the a blond and green eyes but green and red.
Scotland looked down at the smiling blond and gave him a little grow but let the young nation in. When America got into the living room he was met with England's other brothers, Wales and N. Ireland.
Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now?
Yeah, we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That's what she'll get, ain't it son?
"Okay before ye take our wee brother out ye need to listen to us." Scotland said.
America nodded and sat down as the three brothers started to tell him what he could do with England.
"We want you treat our brother right." Wales said holding a rapier cleaning it.
"He'll get respect." N. Ireland told the young nation while holding a straight sword.
"Now ye both go have a good time we'll be up all night just cleaning my gun." Scotland replied holding a pistol in his hands.
Now yall go out and have some fun
And I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleaning this gun
18 years later
Well, now that I'm a father
I'm scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find that teenage boy I used to be
That seems to have just one thing on his mind
Shes growin' up so fast
It won't be long before
Ill have to put the fear of God
Into some kid at the door
"America really." England said looking at his husband and the item in his hands.
"Your brothers did the same thing." was the reply.
"They did?" England a little shocked, but then had a small smile.
"Yea, and why are you smiling?" America asked with a pout.
"Nothing dear, shall I get our daughter?"
"Sure."
America waited in his chair, and thought about what he was going to do. Indiana his only daughter was going on a date with Netherlands. Yes the spike hair dude who smokes pot was going to take his sweet little girl out. He didn't know what she saw in him but he thought about when he was younger and first started going out with England.
America's thoughts were shattered when the door bell rang. He walked over to see the said boy who was going to take his daughter out. America gave a fake smile and told the nation to come in.
Yeah, come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now?
Yeah, we think she's something else.
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
Thats what she'll get, now ain't it son?
"Hello America." Netherlands said as he sat down.
"Hello to you to Netherlands now before you take my precious daughter out I would like to talk to you about her."
"Yes."
"Indiana is my little girl, and England's world and you'll respect her right."
"Yes sir."
"Good, England will you bring Indy here." then he turned back to the Netherlands.
"Now I want you all to have fun, but don't worry I'll be waiting for ya both, I need to clean my gun collection anyway." The nation said as he pulled out one of the said guns and started to clean it.
Now yall go out and have some fun
And I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleaning this gun
When both England and Indiana came in they both saw the item in America's hands. Indiana used to her father's protectiveness sighed and quickly walked over to the Netherlands and they started to walk out. Netherlands quickly got up out of his seat and walked with her.
Now it's all for show
Aint nobody gonna get hurt
Its just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, man, it works
"Don't forget to buckle up and have her back by 10, or how about 9:30 drive safe." America yelled after the two.
England just rolled his eyes seeing his husband start to clean his gun. The thick brow blond walked away telling his fairies to watch Indiana on her date.
Fin