Author's note from floweredangel22: GUYS I AM SO SORRY, THIS ISN'T DELUSIONAL'S FAULT, THIS WAS ALL ME. I hope it's not too rushed, I seem to have a talent at rushing so I apologize if it's rushed. I hope you guys can forgive me and I hope you like it, Delusional is a so much better writer than me! Dx

The TARDIS' engines groaned loudly as it was coming down. Sparks of electricity from the enginge flew everywhere, Discord laughing like a maniac the whole time.

"Oh I just love this part!" he squealed.

The pink cloud headed straight for Celestia's and Luna's castle.

Luna stood in the long hallway of stained glass windows, staring at one of the beautiful pictures. It was the defeat of Nightmare Moon. She stared at the large rearing alicorn mare, refusing to acknowledge that it was once her. Her ears perked up suddenly, hearing a low whoosing sound. She turned to see a pink cotton candy cloud materializing in front of her. Discord came out, coughing up smoke.

"Ah, well if it isn't Princess Luna!" he exclaimed, bowing down.

"Discord?"

"No, no, no princess! It's Docord now!"

"Docord?...Discord what is the meaning of this? And why are you talking like that?... Better yet, what are you wearing?"

"No time to explain princess, where's your fat cake loving sister?"

"Celestia? She left to Manehatten to attend a ceremony."

He looked up at the dark blue alicorn.

"That tyrant didn't invite you?"

"If you please..." she slowly said, closing her eyes in irritation.

She opened them and explained, "I am not needed for ceremonies, Celestia is because of her authority. I do have the choice to go, however I always choose not to."

"Why? Weren't you crying that everypony was scared of you not too long ago? Geez Luna, if you were choosen to be my therapist, I would probably have a better chance with a napkin."

Luna sighed and rolled her eyes, then glanced at the pink cotton candy cloud.

"May I ask what that is?"

"Huh?" Discord asked before glancing at the cloud himself.

"Oh! Why it's my TARDIS of course!"

"Your...TARDIS?"

"Yes! Ain't she a beauty?"

Luna tilted her head in confusion and trotted over to the cloud to examine it. She lifted a hoof and lightly nudged the plushy cloud.

"It's just a cotton candy cloud, I don't see-"

The TARDIS groaned loudly, making the princess jump back.

"What in the-"

"Great! Now look what you've done!" the draconequus sneered and walked over to enter it.

He reached into his trenchcoat pocket, as he slid his claw back out, he had a key. An evil grin appeared on his lips slowly.

"That little devil thinks he still has my key, we'll see who's the one with the donkey face now..."

He put it into the soft cloud, turning it as if there was an actual lock on it, causing confusion among Luna.

He turned to her and stated, "Don't question it."

He pushed the front of the cloud with his paw, it opened up before them with Discord walking in quickly towards the control panel. Luna stayed in shock as she gazed at the interior of the TARDIS.

"No! No, no, no, no, no!"

"What is this Discord? What magic have you used to create this? It's bigger on the inside!" Luna exclaimed and flew around the TARDIS.

He ignored her questions, instead he growled lowly and slammed a fist on the control panel. Luna noticed his frustration and landed at the doorway of the TARDIS.

"What is wrong?"

"It's the Daleks, they've traced the TARDIS' signal...I can't stay here...I have to lead them away."

He began to work the controls, fliping switches and pressing buttons.

"Daleks? Discord what are you talking about?"

"Quit your yapping Luna! Get out of here, I need to lead them away before they find Equestria."

The TARDIS' engines groaned loudly, getting ready for travel.

"I am not leaving without an explanation Discord!"

She flew inside, just in time before the TARDIS took off.

"Oh you stupid stubborn horse!"

"Watch that tongue of yours you mismatched monstrosity! Your princess demands answers!" she shouted back, stomping her hooves furiously.

"You are not my princess! I do what I want when I want! I dropped off my impresonator on an asteroid, I can always do the same to you!"

"Excuse-"

Something suddenly bumped into the TARDIS, jerking the both of them forward violently.

"No, no, no!" Discord yelled, messing with the control panel.

"Doctor! You and your strange companion will not get away! We have you now!" the familiar robotic voice yelled into the intercon.

Luna stared at Discord, seeking for answers.

"Discord..."

"Shut your pie hole nightlight! I'm thinking..."

Luna rolled her eyes in annoyance.

Why must this creature be so complex?

As she waited for the serpent's answer, the TARDIS took another hit. Luna was jerked forward forcefully, Discord however, was able to keep his ground.

He suddenly threw up his hands and shouted, "Yes!"

Luna flapped her wings rapidly as she tried to balance herself to land.

"What can have you so excited right now?"

He threw his head back and burst out laughing, making Luna agitated.

"Oh I am good! Luna, can you make a duplicate of the TARDIS?"

"I don't suppose why not, I just need to take one good look at it."

"Be my guest!"

Luna flew over to the doors of the TARDIS and opened them.

"How am I-"

"It's umm...timey-wimey stuff, you'll be fine," he assured, working the control panel.

"But-"

"Look, I can assure you that you'll be fine...I promise."

With that said, Luna turned back and opened her wings, taking flight outside the TARDIS. She examined every detail on the cotton candy cloud, spinning around it to catch the rest of it, she then flew back inside and looked at Discord.

"I got it."

"Good, I'll tell you when to duplicate it."

He lowered a screen that was above the control panel, it showed what was in front of the TARDIS.

"I assume you know what you're doing?" Luna raised.

Discord glanced at her and simply stated, "I'm going to lure them into a black hole."

"How-"

"Shhh..." he hushed her, putting a talon to her mouth.

Her questions irritated the draconequus time lord, he didn't want to answer anymore. He turned back to the panel and flipped a switch, the TARDIS suddenly picked up speed.

"Discord I hope you have a good explanation once we lose whatever is after us."

"Would you like a speech with that your highness?"

"Are you ridiculing me?"

"Are you ridiculing me?" he imitated in a sarcastic voice.

"You cheeky disgraceful insignificant foal!" the night princess screamed, her eyes turning white with rage.

Discord was about to reply back when he glanced at the screen, right ahead of them was the black hole.

"Ah ha! There it-"

Discord was interuppted by a hard and painful hit to his cheek. He stumbled to the side from the force, taking a moment to recover from what just happened.

"What in the name of all weeping pegasi and cyberponies was that for?"

"Apologize to your princess you callow beast!"

"How dare you-"

He stopped and quickly dodged a beam that came from Luna's horn.

"Are you...crazy!"

"I will not tolerate your behaviour Discord!"

"Neither will I! Stop it, I have to camoflauge the black hole! It's our only means of escaping!"

"Not until I get a formal apology!"

She fired another beam at him, he opened his wings and moved out of its path.

"We're going to get sucked in at this rate!"

"I don't care!" she yelled, charging at him.

He flew to the left, only to have her follow him.

"And I thought your sister's tantrums were bad!"

She ignored his comment, instead she fired another beam, missing him once more.

A Dalek suddenly sounded on the intercom, "Doctor! We have you now!"

Discord's eyes widened with a sudden idea. He glanced back at the enraged dark blue alicorn behind him, then at the control panel.

"Well what are you waiting for? Come and get me! I have a load of trash that is in need of disposing, and I believe you would make the perfect waste bin!"

"You will pay for your insult!" the Dalek yelled.

"Oh this is so much fun!" Discord cheerfully exclaimed.

"I have endured fun before and I can assure you that this is the complete opposite of fun!" Luna corrected.

A light began to flash on the control panel, Discord immediately knew what was happening. He smiled with success and dodged another one of Luna's beams. He flew over to the TARDIS doors and swung them open, Luna following closely behind him.

"Out of the way you cans of trash, I got a fairly feisty alicorn with me and I'm not afraid to use her!"

Luna suddenly stopping following Discord and dropped her jaw in shock.

"Did you just refer me...to a weapon?" she asked Discord, completely ignoring the entire crowd of Daleks.

Discord landed behind one and replied, "Yes, I believe I just did, oh and by the way, I really, really, really, really, really...dislike your night. It's just awful, and disgusting. You should really hide behind something for the rest of your life Luna, it really is quite...embarrassing."

Luna's eyes twitched with uncontrollable anger.

"You have dishonored me for the last time Discord. I think it's time I show you what happens when you insult my night..." she whispered eerily.

"I'm waiting!" Discord shouted, still hiding behind one of the Daleks.

Luna flared her nostrils in rage and flapped her wings rapidly. She lifted her front legs high into the air as a sudden black mass engulfed her. The Daleks watched in terror, a few of them moving back a bit. Discord on the other hand was trying desperately not to burst out laughing. As the black mass cleared, Luna was hardly recognizable. A tall black alicorn with mane of cornflower blue and slitted eyes replaced her. She turned her attention to Discord, who was still smiling.

"Discord..." she muttered and narrowed her eyes.

Her horn began to glow brightly.

"What is this?" one of the Daleks shouted.

Discord leaned on the Dalek and whispered, "She's your worse nightmare."

The Dalek was about to reply when Luna fired her horn. Discord flew away in time, causing Luna to hit a few Daleks, each one that had gotten hit, blew up into pieces. The rest of the Daleks went into defensive mode and pointed their lasers at Luna. Discord turned back and quickly flew back towards Luna.

"Luna move!" he shouted.

But the alicorn didn't move, she held her ground and continued to flap her wings with ease.

"Exterminate!" they all shouted in unison.

"Luna!"

The Daleks began to fire their lasers. Luna threw her head in the air, her horn glowing a bright cyan color. Discord stopped where he was and watched as a sky blue colored bubble formed around Luna. The lasers ricocheted off the bubble and back towards the Daleks, causing them to explode. Her teal slitted eyes remained focused on Discord, not blinking once. Her horn began to glow once more.

"Oh, never mind, you're fine," Discord quickly stated, then turned to fly away.

"And where do you think you're going?" she shouted and flew after Discord.

Discord was about to reply when a cyan colored beam zoomed past him, hitting a Dalek. He turned his head to see Luna catching up to him.

"Good job Luna! Keep it up, you're knocking them dead, literally!"

"If you could just hold still, you can join them!"

"No thanks, I'm good!"

He flew down towards the Daleks, Luna right behind him, firing down upon the Daleks. Every time Luna fired a powerful beam, Discord would dodge it, the Daleks on the other hand weren't so lucky.

"There's too many of them, we'll be sucked into the black hole at this point. But maybe..."

He looked around the ship to see if he could find a control panel, but to his dismay, there was none.

"Meh," he said carelessly and shrugged his shoulders.

He flew up to the ceiling of the ship and turned towards Luna.

"Hey Luna!"

The enraged alicorn stopped where she was to listen to Discord.

"Your flank is the size of the moon!"

The alicorn gasped, her cheeks turning a rosey red.

"You will pay for that insult!" she sneered, charging up her horn.

"Here goes nothing!" Discord shouted.

Luna fired a fairly large beam at Discord, he quickly moved out of the way and raced towards her. The beam created a massive hole in the ship, showing the black hole that was ahead of them. All of the Daleks began to fly out of the ship, Discord dodging every single one of them. Luna frantically began to flap her wings backwards, avoiding the pull of the black hole.

"I'm coming!" Discord shouted, trying to fight the pull himself.

As he approached the terrified alicorn, he looked ahead and saw a Dalek heading straight towards her.

"Hey look out!"

But it was too late, the Dalek striked Luna's head, knocking her unconscious. Her appearance immediately shifted back to her normal self. Discord dodged the Dalek that had smacked Luna and opened his arms to catch her. She slammed into Discord, causing him to fly back towards the black hole. He grunted as he fought against the force of the black hole, then he looked down towards his TARDIS.

"I have to get you back to the TARDIS," he told the unconscious night princess.

He hugged her tightly and flapped his wings rapidly to reach the TARDIS. While gripping Luna tightly with one arm, he reached the other out towards the cotton candy door to open it, but it was locked.

"Oh you have got to be kidding me!"

Discord tried to get a hold of the TARDIS' doors, but his claw would slip through the puffy cloud.

"Blast it! Don't worry old girl, I'll change you back."

The TARDIS' disguise changed back to the police box appearance. He dug his talons into the door to hold on, then reached into his pocket with his tail. His wings went numb from how hard he had to push against the pull of the black hole, he didn't waste any time to rest them. Once he found the key, he aniouxly unlocked the TARDIS and stumbled inside. He put down Luna gently and ran to the control panel, once he flipped the switch, he turned his attention back towards Luna.

He sighed and muttered, "Barely day one and I'm already making mistakes."

Luna awoke in a panic and shot up in terror.

"Bad dream?"

She turned to see Discord sitting on the edge of the bed, his back facing her.

"Where am I?" she asked.

"Back in your room at the castle, don't you recognize it?"

"Hardly, the painful thumping in my head isn't letting me focus on anything."

"I cast a spell that would make it heal faster, give it some time."

"I didn't need your help."

"Look, I'm terribly sorry for insulting you earlier. I hope you know that I didn't mean any of it."

Luna suddenly remembered something and jumped out of bed.

"I was gone a long time, I should've raised the moon by now!"

She opened up her curtains to see a full moon shining down upon her.

"Wha..."

"I raised it while you were asleep, Celestia was originally going to do so but I told her I owe you at least this much," he explained, still giving her his back.

Luna glanced at the draconequus, then back at the moon.

"Thank you Discord."

There was a long awkward silence between the two, until Discord finally decided to break the ice.

"I didn't mean it when I said your night was awful. It's really quite beautiful, I don't understand why ponies choose to sleep through it. If I were them, I would sleep during the day instead."

Luna smiled and gazed up at the moon.

"You didn't do a bad job at raising it."

Discord scoffed and replied, "Yeah, but I would never compare my skills to yours princess. If anything, it looks as if a filly raised it."

Luna couldn't help but chuckle at Discord's statement.

"You did just fine Discord."

"Thank you princess."

Silence fell among them again, both of them waiting for the other to say something. Once again, Discord broke the silence.

"I'll be on my way now, gotta see if any more Daleks traced my signal," he said, getting up and walking towards the door.

"Again, I apologize for everything...good night Princess Luna," he said quietly, still not looking at her.

As Discord reached for the door knob, Luna stopped him.

"Discord."

"Yes princess?"

"That machine of yours...what is it?"

"It's a time machine."

"Mhmm, well let's say I go with you on this search for these..Dalfeks-"

"Daleks."

"Daleks...right...will I be able to return to this exact time? As if I was never gone at all?"

Discord turned around and looked Luna, revealing a giant grin.