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After getting away from both Reds and Blues, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, and Yang were finally able to meet.

"I'd ask how everything is going, but from what I've seen with what you've been doing with the Reds, I'm assuming you've made no progress," Weiss said.

"Heh, joke's on you," Yang said as she pulled out her Scroll. "We just had Simmons fix up our Scrolls, so now we can actually communicate with each other. What did you do over with the Blues?"

Weiss didn't answer and just gave a Yang an annoyed look. Yang responded by giving a smug grin.

"Oh come on Weiss, it's not like we haven't done anything," Ruby said. "I mean we helped Caboose up on his feet. We helped Tucker talk with his alien kid. And I got to talk with a tank."

"Well we've done some stuff too," Yang said. "We rescued Grif's sister from the other ship, she's the girl in yellow armor by the way. We set up a fake funeral for Sarge. Oh, and the best part, Blake knocked Sarge out!"

"What!?" Ruby and Weiss shouted. They then turned to Blake, who had an embarrassed look on her face.

"It was an accident!" Blake shouted, trying to defend herself. "I stopped him from getting buried, no more questions about it!"

"Okay," Ruby said, slightly dazed by Blake's shouting.

"Anyway," Blake said, composing herself. "We asked Simmons if he could do the same thing with your Scrolls. That way, we can communicate with each other without any interference."

"Sounds like plan," Weiss said, pulling out her Scroll. "Ruby, your Scroll."

Ruby pulled out her Scroll and gave it to Weiss. Weiss then proceeded to walk to Blake and Yang's side. "Come on then."

"Excuse me?" Yang said, confused. "What are you doing?"

"Well you don't expect me to go back to Blue base, do you?" Weiss stated.

"What's wrong with Blue base?" Ruby asked.

"Let's just say I'm tired of looking at aqua for a while," Weiss said.

"You don't like Tucker?" Ruby said. "But he's so nice!"

"Depends on who you ask," Weiss muttered. The only reason Ruby thinks Tucker is nice is because he hasn't hit on her. No, Weiss had to be the receiver of Tucker's terrible attempts at asking women out. She couldn't tolerate it any longer, so this was the best course for her.

"You can't just leave Ruby alone!" Yang protested. "Someone needs to watch her."

"Hey!" Ruby said irritated. "I can take care of myself, thank you very much."

"Last week, you almost choked because you ate too many cookies at once," Yang reminded her.

"That was one time!" Ruby yelled.

"Then the week before that, your hood got caught on the door and you almost choked. Then before that-" Yang continued.

"Okay, fine," Ruby said, stopping her sister from speaking any further.

Blake sighed. "I'll stay in Blue base and watch her. It might be better for me to keep some distance from Red base."

"Yeah, wouldn't want Sarge to try to get some payback," Yang commented.

Blake just grumbled. "We each have one Scroll that works. If anything comes up, we contact each other. Agreed?"

Yang and Weiss nodded then soon left. Ruby and Blake then made their way back to Blue base.

"You're going to love it here Blake," Ruby said excitedly.

"I bet," Blake said, though her tone was less enthusiastic.

When Ruby and Blake arrived back at Blue base, they saw Church speaking with Sister. He was giving her some sort of orientation, and from what Blake could hear, it wasn't a very good one.

"Anyway, that pretty much covers the base," Church said, finishing his 'orientation'. "So...anyway, yeah, that's it."

"Cool," Sister replied.

"I'm Church," Church continued. "I'm the leader. Everybody looks up to me. Pretty much the only rule for rookies on the Blue Team is: Don't kill the leader. That's me."

"That's it?" Sister said. "Sounds easy."

"Yeah well we're still waiting for someone to follow that rule," Church said, disgruntled.

"Got it," Sister said. She then saw Blake and Ruby approaching them. "Oh hey, you have two girls here. Back at Red base there were two girls there too. You even have a girl that looks exactly like the girl with the black bow."

"Yeah, that would be Team RWBY," Church clarified. "Wait, what do you mean by same girl?"

"Hey Church!" Ruby said.

Church turned around to face Ruby and was surprised to see Blake. "What the hell are you doing here!? Where's Weiss?"

"She went to Red base, so I switched with her," Blake cleared up.

"Why?" Church asked.

"She said something about Tucker," Ruby said. "But I don't-"

"I do," Church said. "Say no more, I get it. Well, welcome to Blue base Blake. I guess. Please tell me you found something to help you."

"Actually, we never made it to Red base," Blake said. "A couple of things came up."

"Why am I not surprised," Church grumbled. He turned back to Sister. "Anyway, what's your training?"

"What?" Sister said, confused by the question.

"I mean what were you told?" Church clarified.

"That your the leader and I shouldn't kill you," Sister stated. "Did I pass?"

Church groaned and turned to Blake. "You've met her. Any chance that she's some kick-ass fighting machine that can help us beat the Reds?"

"Sorry," Blake said shaking her head.

"Of course," Church said. "Because that's my kind of luck."

"So, where're the rest of Blue team?" Sister asked.

"Oh there right over there," Ruby said, pointing close to the base. "I'll show you."

"Okay," Sister said. The two of them soon headed to the base.

"Should we go after them?" Blake asked Church.

"Yeah, we should," Church said. "I don't them to be alone with Tucker."

"Weiss mentioned him," Blake said. "What's so bad about him?"

"You'll understand when you meet him," Church said. The two of them soon followed Ruby and Sister.

When they caught up to them, they saw that they were already talking with Tucker.

"I see you found Tucker," Church said.

"Yeah," Sister said. "He was just telling me and Ruby something about his sword."

"Tucker!" Church shouted. "I told you quit doing that!"

"Church, you should know by now that I'm a lover, not a quitter," Tucker said. He then turned his attention to Sister. "So as I was saying, the only rule on Blue team is be cool."

"I thought the only rule was 'Don't kill the leader'," Sister said.

"Yeah, but we break that rule all the time," Tucker said. "That's what makes us so cool."

"Awesome!" Sister said.

"Tucker, stop telling the new recruit nonsense!" Church shouted. He turned to Blake. "So yeah, that's Tucker. Welcome to Blue team."

"I think understand what Weiss meant now," Blake said.

"Oh cool!" Sister said, seeing Tucker's kid. "You have a dog?"

"Uh, that's not a dog, that's my kid," Tucker said. "His name's Junior."

"Blarg," Junior said.

"Oh cool!" Sister said again. "You have a kid that looks like a dog?"

"Nice save," Church said sarcastically.

Blake went to Ruby's side. "Is that the alien baby you mentioned?"

"Yup," Ruby said. "Isn't he just the cutest?"

Blake shivered in disgust at the alien. "I never thought I'd reach the moment in my life when I actually missed Zwei... but here it is."

"You know what?" Church said, an idea coming to mind. "I think I have the perfect tour guide for you. Ruby, can you get Caboose inside the base? I'm sure he would love to meet our new recruit."

"Oh, sure," Ruby said before heading into the base.

"I thought about having a kid once," Sister said.

"Really!?" Blake said, shocked. "You don't seem the type."

"It's a lot of work," Tucker said.

"Yeah, it seems like a lot of work," Sister said. "But I thought, you know, who wants to be known as the girl who's had seven abortions?"

"Yeah," Tucker said. "Wait, what?"

Before anyone could ask any further questions, Ruby had already come back with Caboose.

"Alright, this is Caboose," Church introduced. "He can tell you everything you'd possibly need to know about Blue base."

"Is she a mean girl or a regular girl?" Caboose asked. He also turned to Blake. "What about her? Is she a mean girl or a regular girl?"

"Caboose, what did I tell you," Church said.

"That there are no regular girls," Caboose stated.

"Exactly," Church said. "And you only need to talk with Sister. Blake's with Ruby."

"Oh!" Caboose as he turned to Blake. "Hello, Blake, friend of Ruby! That means we are friends now!"

Despite seeing how childish Caboose was, Blake couldn't help but smile at him. "It's nice to meet you too, Caboose."

"Anyway," Church turned to Sister. "Just stick with Caboose. Ask him any questions you have. And just don't bother me. Or Tucker. Or Ruby and Blake."

"What do I tell her?" Caboose asked.

"Well, I already know the rule," Sister said.

"I hate that stupid rule," Caboose grumbled.

"You could show her Doc and Sheila," Ruby suggested.

"Okay," Caboose turned to Blue base, where Doc and Sheila were. "The purple one is Doc, and the big one is Sheila. The End."

"You know, I was really wishing that would take longer," Church said. "And further away."

"Who's the black one?" Sister asked.

"The black one?" Church said, confused.

Unbeknownst to Church or Tucker, Blake and Ruby also saw what Sister was talking about. There was a soldier in black armor approaching them and sneaking up behind Church and Tucker.

"Yeah, the one in the black armor," Sister continued. "The one standing right behind you guys."

"Yes, the black one," Caboose said. "Wait, what?"

Blake couldn't see there faces, but she could tell that Church was not happy at all.

"Oh shit," Church said.

As Weiss and Yang made their way back to Red base, they saw Simmons yelling at Grif, which was really not a surprise at all.

"What the fuck is wrong with you!?" Simmons shouted. "How could you give your sister back to the Blues!?"

"I already told you, she's my sister," Grif said. "What was I suppose to do? Leave her here to be a prisoner?"

"YES!" Simmons shouted. "You didn't even get anything out of it!"

"Hey, Simmons, you okay?" Yang asked as she ans Weiss arrived back. "You look a little red with rage."

"This is not the time for jokes, Yang," Simmons growled.

"Okay, okay," Yang said, raising her arms in defense. "Why don't you Simmon down a bit."

Weiss just shook her head at Yang's terrible pun.

"You gotta admit, that was kinda funny," Grif said.

"I don't have time for this," Simmons said. "I still have to fix your Scrolls."

"I'll help," Weiss said. "Anything that might actually get some work done is fine by me."

"Hey," Yang said. "What happened with Sarge?"

"Sarge is still where you left him because none of you brought him in the base like you were supposed to," Simmons said.

"You're saying he still isn't awake?" Yang said. "Man, how hard did Blake hit him?"

"Oh let's not go around blaming Blake," Simmons said, with a slightly nervous tone in his voice. "Maybe Sarge decided to take a a break and nap, or he probably thought to give me more time as the new leader and is pretending to still be knocked out. It definitely didn't have anything to do with me seeing him stir and knocking him out again. That's just ridiculous."

Grif, Weiss, and Yang stared at Simmons with a look of disappointment.

"Dude, that's just sad," Grif said.

"Shut up," Simmons said. He then turned to Weiss. "Let's go."

Weiss followed Simmons to the base.

"So, what do we do now?" Grif asked.

Yang shrugged. "Maybe bring Sarge into the base?"

"I'll pass," Grif said. "You hungry? I know where Simmons keeps his stash."

Yang grinned. "Now you're speaking my language."

However, before Yang could join Grif, her Scroll began to ring. She was wondering why Blake would be calling so soon. She quickly answered the call. "What's up?"

"Yang, we need back-"

"HEEEELLLLP!" Ruby's yell was so loud that Yang pulled the Scroll away from her ear. The call was then cut.

"I need to get Weiss," Yang said. "I think Ruby and Blake are in trouble."

"I doubt it," Grif said.

"I'm definitely sure I heard them yell for help," Yang said.

"They're in Blue Base," Grif said. "The only thing they're doing is talking and standing around."

"RUUUUN!"

Blake, Ruby, and Blue Team were running for their lives as the bombardment and gunfire from the black-armored soldier continued.

"Do you think Yang got the call?" Ruby asked.

"Pretty sure everyone in the canyon heard your call," Tucker said.

"Less talking, more running!" Church said.

"Running, running, running, oh crap, oh crap,oh crap," Caboose kept saying as they ran.

"Who's shooting at us?" Blake asked.

"That's Tex," Church said.

"Whoa, he's a badass," Sister commented. "He's kinda hot."

"Tex isn't guy, she's a girl," Tucker corrected.

"You're telling me the one trying to kill us right now is a girl!?" Blake said in surprised.

"Oh sorry," Sister said. "She's a badass. She's kinda hot!"

"She's actually Church's ex-girlfriend," Tucker said.

They soon stopped running as they took cover behind the base. They then crouched to avoid the bullets.

"Oh really?" Sister said. "Why aren't you guys dating anymore?"

"Are you seriously asking that question right now!?" Church said.

"This really isn't the time," Blake added.

"Why's she shooting at us?" Ruby asked.

"How would I know?" Church said. "Besides, this isn't really unusual for us."

"Well, go out there and tell her to stop," Tucker said.

"Yes, please do that," Caboose said.

"Please," both Ruby and Blake agreed.

"Yeah, I'll get right on that," Church said flatly, still not moving from his position.

Blake just rolled her eyes.

"Aren't you like, the leader or something?" Sister asked.

"Uh, yes Sister, I am the leader," Church said, getting an idea. "Which is why I am officially appointing you as our Field Negotiator."

"Awesome!" Sister excitedly.

"Yes, congratulations, we're all very proud of you," Church said quickly and with no enthusiasm. "Your first job is to get Tex to stop firing at us."

"You can't be serious," Blake said. "You want her to go out by herself?"

"Good point," Church said. He then turned to Ruby. "Ruby, I'm appointing you to accompany Sister as backup."

"What!?" Blake shouted. "You can't tell Ruby what to do. She's not one of your soldiers."

"Oh right," Church said. "Congratulations, Ruby. I am now making you a honorary member of Blue team."

"Yay!" Ruby cheered. Blake just sighed at her reaction.

"Okay, now both of you go out there and stop Tex," Church said.

"Roger!" Ruby said, saluting.

She slowly raised her head, putting herself in the line of fire. "Excuse me, Ms. Tex! Please stop shooting at us!"

"Yeah!" Sister shouted as she stood up as well. "Stop shooting you stupid bitch!"

Blake facepalmed after Sister spoke.

Ruby and Sister then crouched back down.

"So how did we do?" Sister asked.

"Nice negotiating," Tucker said sarcastically.

However, Blake no longer heard the sound of gunfire. "She stopped shooting."

"You're right," Church realized. "I think that actually worked. Maybe she's outta ammo. Let me check."

Church stood up to see what was happening, and in a split second, a bullet hit him right in the head, causing his body to collapse to the ground.

"Oh my God, Church!" Ruby shouted. She headed to the still body. "Please don't be dead!"

"Nice recon work," Tucker said. He then looked at Ruby, who was distraught over Church's body. "What are you crying about? Church's standing right over here."

Ruby and Blake looked at the spot where Church stood, but it was just empty space.

"What are you talking about?" Blake said.

"You mean you can't see him?" Tucker said. "He's standing right there. Or his ghost is anyway."

"Ghost?" Ruby and Blake said, confused.

"Oh yeah, we haven't told you about that," Tucker realized. "Church was killed after Caboose accidentally shot him with the tank."

"Not my fault," Caboose said. "It was the tank's fault. And probably Tucker's fault."

"Caboose, shut up," Tucker said. "So anyway, Church came back as a ghost and now has this robot body he uses." Tucker was pointing to Church's fallen body.

"Okay, if he is a ghost," Blake said, realizing how ridiculous it sounds. "Why can you see him, but we can't?"

"Beats me," Tucker said. "It's probably because you're from another universe or something. You may not be able to adjust to seeing ghost Church. I don't know, I'm not a scientist."

At that moment, Church got back to his feet.

"Church, you're okay!" Ruby said cheerfully and gave him a hug.

"Okay, okay, please no hugging. This is a hug-free zone," Church said and Ruby let go. "Hey Tucker, is my body on straight?"

"Dude, I don't even know what that means," Tucker said.

At that moment, Weiss and Yang came from the side of the base and saw the hiding group.

"Yang, Weiss, you came!" Ruby said excitedly.

"Don't celebrate yet," Weiss said.

Suddenly Tex came from behind both Yang and Weiss, her gun raised at them. She then kicked the two of them forward. Ruby and Blake caught their respective partners and stopped them from falling.

"We were headed to you when crazy over here started shooting at us and we ended up getting captured," Yang explained.

"So much for backup," Tucker muttered.

"Alright, nobody move!" Tex shouted.

"We're already not moving," Tucker pointed out. "You could have just said 'everyone keep doing what you're not doing'."

"Shut up!" Tex shouted.

"Whatever," Tucker muttered.

"Tex, what is your problem!?" Church angrily asked.

"My problem is that O'Malley isn't in Doc anymore," Tex said. "He's jumped into somebody new, and I'm not trusting anybody until I find out who."

"Yeah, we already know that," Church said. "We're on top of the situation."

"You are?" Tex said disbelievingly. "Then who did O'Malley jump into?"

"Oh," Church said, losing confidence in his previous statement. "Yeah I meant, I meant we were on top of everything right up until that point."

"Typical," Tex said.

"Who's O'Malley?" Ruby asked.

"Eh, it's just some computer program that wants to destroy the universe," Tucker explained. "He infects people around here from time to time, but neh, it's no big deal."

"Sounds scary," Sister said.

"It's all good baby, I'll protect you," Tucker said. "In fact, don't any of you ladies feel ashamed if you need me comfort you when you're scared."

Upon hearing Tucker's words, Ruby was trying to prevent Weiss from clawing his eyes out, Blake simply rolled her eyes, and Yang just laughed at him.

"Hyeah, that's what the last guy said, and I still can't stop scratching," Sister replied.

"Wait, what?" Weiss said.

"Okay, never mind," Tucker said, discouraged.

"None of us are infected Tex," Church assured her. "But I am a little worried about the tank. She's been acting really weird lately. Can an A.I. implant in a-"

Church stopped talking when he saw Tex wasn't looking at him, and instead was looking at Sister and Team RWBY.

"Tex?" Church said, trying to get her attention.

"Who are these girls?" Tex asked.

Church turned to Sister and Team RWBY. "What? Who them? Sister's the new recruit from Command. And the other four are from Team RWBY. Let's just say that they just dropped in here."

It was several moments before Tex spoke. "You mean to tell me I'm only gone a few weeks, and you guys get yourselves new girls? Four of which clearly look like they're not from the army."

"Oh," Church said, not knowing what else to say. "Um..."

"Whoa. Tread lightly dude, tread lightly," Tucker warned Church.

"What's going on here?" Ruby asked, confused by the situation.

"One of a woman's most natural impulses," Yang stated.

"Jealousy," Weiss finished.

"This is gonna go well," Blake noted sarcastically.

"You know," Caboose said. "I wasn't actually scared, until right, just, now."

Author's Note: If any of you are wondering, the reason Team RWBY can't see Church when he's a ghost, it is because of the fact Church's ghost form is when he projects himself as the Alpha. The Reds and Blues can see him like this because they are wearing helmets. Because Team RWBY aren't wearing helmets, they can't see him.