Disclaimer: Outside of my dreams, I don't own Sherlock
The awkward moment when your male graduate assistant realizes that you're more
interested in getting home to watch Sherlock and John than in his request for
time off. ~ HarnGin
That awkward moment when you're reading a fic in the small hours, your dad comes to complain about your loud laughing/gasping/squeeing and you can't explain the reason.
That awkward moment when you have done your work at a lesson of your mother language & literature and you ask what to do next. The teacher promptly says: Read some Sherlock Holmes.
That awkward moment when you're showing off in front of a mirror in your new coat & scarf and your little sister asks: But isn't that just like Sherlock's?
That awkward moment when you're being asked why we have to go to London in winter and the reason is that you can wear your coat and blue scarf.
That awkward moment when you have bought 5 blouses, refuse to wear anything except them with black jeans and your mum asks why.
That awkward moment when you need a lamp, you see a nice one in IKEA and your parents say it's horrible and you can just mumble something about Sherlock's lounge.
That awkward moment when you see another lamp and want to buy it because its name is Massive Benny.
That awkward moment when you have given your old phone to your mom and forgotten some VERY Johnlock pictures on it.
The awkward moment when you noticed that you haven't gone out for months because you want to keep your skin pale.
That awkward moment when you have to invent a good explanation for your granny about why you must find a purple shirt.
That awkward moment when you notice that a Union Jack Cushion and a carpet with Great Britain's map have somehow appeared in your room.
That awkward moment when you burst out that you want a skull for Christmas.
That awkward moment when you have to explain why you need clay and the reason is that you want to make a skull because nobody lets you buy you one.
That awkward moment when you notice that you chose all of the biology courses of your school because you want to use a microscope and test your blood type.
That awkward moment when you realise that you keep your hands together at the tips when you are listening to your teacher or doing an exam.
That awkward moment when your granddad wonders why you have painted a huge skull and put it over your bed.
That awkward moment when you are alone, find an old guitar, pretend to play violin and realise how stupid it is.
The awkward moment when you have to invent an explanation of your sudden interest in going to a violin concerto.
That awkward moment when you notice that you're contemplating going to a shooting range because you want to know how John feels when he saves Sherlock.
That awkward moment when the hamster bites you because you tried to feed it at 4am - because you were half-asleep after 12 hours of fanfiction and didn't remember that it must be fed in the evening, not in the morning.
That awkward moment when you understand that you are far too happy because your last name starts with H and far too disappointed because your first name doesn't start with S.
That awkward moment when you are asked to explain why there are always two men in you drawings and you have to lie and say they're just best friends.
That awkward moment when you have hanged a picture of Sherlock with wings on bathroom's wall and everyone wonders where the wings come from.
That awkward moment when you realise that you have just explained to your school nurse that your body is just for transport.
That awkward moment when you send an e-mail to your teacher after reading a
lot of fanfiction and you write it in English.(Which is not your native
language!)
That awkward moment when you're writing this and your mum comes to see what
you're doing. You avoid the question: you start to tell about reviewing,
posting, flatmates, house ladies, fandoms and so on. You keep saying about
every other word in English.
That awkward moment when you have been feeling that something's different and
you finally get the picture: you've spent so much time here that you've
started to think in bad English and everyone's speech has started to sound
weird.
That awkward moment when you are listening to your teacher and realize that in
your head you're translating every sentence in English with added comments
from bored Sherlock.
That awkward moment when your teacher tells that you're going to dissect pig
hearts and everyone looks disgusted. You grin widely and almost rub your hands
together.
That awkward moment when you have to keep neutral face when a riding crop is
put next to you.
That awkward moment when you are running to the post-box like Sherlock in your
coat. Right then a neighbour decides to open her door. ~Kare
That awkward moment when you visit your mind palace during a test and your teacher comes over and asks you what is with all the weird hand gestures. ~SuperPotterWhoMerLock
I haven't got very many of my own this time, but it seems I didn't need to anyway XD
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