Joker X Love X Queen
Chapter 20
"I just remember how idiotic boys can be" Scarlet dodge another flying table in the way as she look over to Killua "Promise me, you won't be like those two idiot when you grow up Killua" she gesture on Hisoka and Greed having a battle in the middle of the bar
Killua jump away from Millions of cards before Bisky pull up a table to use as their shield
"this place is getting dangerous Scarlet, we have to go" Bisky inform
Scarlet who's standing still cross her arms and look over to the fight "as much as I wanted to, we have one problem" she push her glasses in the bridge of her nose and look over to Leorio "Leorio has Greed's mark, to be able to get him, we have to make Greed release him and the only way we can make greed do that, is to satisfy his need….and that need is"
"For you to sleep with him" Killua and Bisky said in a same time
Scarlet gave a low sigh and walk over to Bisky she whisper something to her ears pointing at Illumi who's watching silently in the background, before walking to the group of scared playboy bunnies
"Hey boys~" Scarlet said in a seductive tone, crossing her legs as she sat on the bar table. "Care to stop this stupid fight and listen to me?" Anyone in a right mind should have get that as a hint that she's trying to get their attention but knowing Hisoka and Greed, they continue to fight like a wild animal
Scarlet left eye twitch, her sexy woman ego were slightly bruised. 'Stupid- good for nothing boys'
Bisky and Killua slightly snickered in the background
Scarlet short temper snap and slam her heel right on the high chair, her heels were nen enhance that it made an awfully strong impact that crash the chair and made a huge crack all the way to the end of the bar-
SWOOOSHHHBAM! CRACKKK!
The impact itself is strong enough to separate them from each other, they jump back from that strong impact just in time to dodge it unharmed
Their eyes landed to Scarlet who's glaring at them furiously
"I'm talking here" her flushed furious face only made the boy's face darken in lust, especially Hisoka who's hands twitching to get a hold of her
Greed lick his lip impress by Scarlet's little demo "I'm sorry sweet heart to neglect you, I'm just trying to kill this clown so we can have fun upstairs in my room …don't worry, once I beat this moron, you can have all my attention for eternity"
SWIPPPP
A card dangerously swipe onto Greed's cheek, Hisoka click his tongue
"I wouldn't talk so confidently while in front of me if I were you" Hisoka killing intent increase "Lets finish this, my queen is after all is getting a little impatient-"
"Stop!" this halted their own share of provoke and look over to Scarlet who march right in front of them, ooh~ how they love the way her boobs bounce and her hips sway with no effort what so ever.
She put a hand on both Hisoka and Greed's chest and push them away from each other "Just stop it, just stop it damn it, your fight is not going anywhere… for starters, you're wasting my time and I have a lot things to do other than to stay here and watch you two morons kill each other- second- I'm not an object that you two have to fight over so I have a proposition to get this thing over with-"
Killua whistle in impress on how Scarlet can handle two dangerous man in the planet like two young boys
"if you have an idea, do please tell" HIsoka offer, Scarlet snap her eyes on him before slipping her hand inside his pants, Hisoka moan as her hands wander to her crotch
Bisky roll her eyes before Killua tried not to barf
Greed grin "Can I have my turn next?" Scarlet finally pull out a pack of card, the complete set
"Now~ how did you know I keep it there" Hisoka amusedly ask, Scarlet just ignore his obnoxious comment and pull a chair and a table
"You two are going to finish this pride games using this card… and I call what game it is" This caught both of their alerted attention, glaring at each other before grabbing their own sit
"one game, one round…one winner, take it all, whoever wins, I'll sleep with" Both the boys cock slightly twitch in that declaration, Scarlet look over to them with a look while shuffling the cards "Let's play Black jack"
"So basically the rules of the game whoever hits 21 first win?" Killua ask Bisky who nodded
"What if Hisoka lose?"
"Then we lose Scarlet" Bisky eyes sharpen
The game begin, Scarlet shuffling the deck and gave the two a pair of cards
"Do you think Hisoka is any good?" Bisky ask Killua, He shrug "I don't know, but considering he walk around with cards, I'm sure he have few tricks in his sleeves" Bisky smile "Well, this is going to be a fast game, grab Leorio"
The two has a perfect poker face, but they are not playing poker right now, aren't they?
"Stand?" Scarlet ask in a playful tone, unlike Hisoka's face, she can slightly see through Greed's frustration
"hit" The sin said in a grumble, Scarlet toss him a card
Hisoka on the other hand just lazily lean over the chair
Greed face didn't change when he receive his card
"Hit" Scarlet raise an eyebrow again on Greed's word but simply give him another one
Then finally a grin of triumphant brush into his lips then both of them said in the same time:
"Stand" They showed their cards and-
Greed got 20 and Hisoka got 21, Hisoka lick his lips "Black Jack"
Killua who's balancing Leorio in his arms look at the table in disbelief "Uso~ Hisoka won"
SLAM! Greed slam his hand on the table "I can't accept this! No one! No one beats Greed, Greed wants this bitch therefore I call this game shit I-"
"Hisoka asshole" Greed tantrums were halted when Scarlet look over Hisoka's cards and pull a sticky substance from the card, its not an ace of club but actually a club of eight so the real result is:
Hisoka lost, he had 18 and Greed had 20
Greed let out a cheer and boast of arrogance "Hah! Tough that cheater buahahaahahah I knew it, I love this game- now I bid you all goodbye, now lets fuck my queen" Then greed snap his finger and release Leorio from the mark on his neck then grab Scarlet on her waist and was about to suck on her neck to transfer the mark when-
Hisoka started charging Greed but immediately Scarlet zoom past Hisoka and punch him in the gut, he flew out of the bar. Killua and the others ran after him, the bar closes with a lock.
Hisoka body went furious, the amount of dark aura suffocated the atmosphere, he charge the bar ready to burst inside and kill Greed but before he could even do it, Illumi block him shaking his head saying "This is not worth your time Hisoka"
"Ora, when did you care about anything other than yourself Illumi-kun?" Hisoka said coldly while his hands grip in frustration
"Way later than you did, Hisoka" Illumi words slightly shook Hisoka's body which slightly calm him down
"Get out of my way" Hisoka said coldly as Killua shivers from behind
"Just accept it, you lost to your queen, she didn't let you cheat…because she wants Greed to win on purpose"
"I don't care, get out of my way"
"Scarlet manipulated the cards for you to lose"
"Get out of my way"
"she doesn't want you to-"
HIsoka grab on to Illumi's face and crash him down the ground with a large amount of nen that grew a big hole on the ground
BAM CRACK!
There's a silence when Bisky and Killua back away from Hisoka, slightly afraid of the furious clown
Kilua gulp nervously "I didn't know…Hisoka could be this powerful to take on Aniki…I feel sorry for Gon"
"he's frustrated, what the hell is Scarlet thinking" Bisky said a little bit in panic, Hisoka body shiver before letting out a furious cold blooded aura ready to crash Illumi's body again when- a hand stop his grip
Hisoka look over to that hand, a black perfectly manicured hand, slender and feminine that attached to a sexy body with curves on a right place and a most beautiful face he will ever see-
"Scar-" Scarlet put a hand on Hisoka's mouth to shut him up, grabbing Illumi from the ground who seem to recover fast with just an unemotional 'ouch' words coming out of his mouth
"Let's get out of here"
"So let me get this straight, you manipulated the game so that Hisoka will lose, you also predicted that Hisoka will cheat so you let him win for a while to see Greed's attitude. When you knew that he wouldn't release Leorio and go tantrums, you reveal Hisoka's cheating. Which boosted Greed's ego that you sided him not Hisoka. And when he won, when he finally release Leorio, you switch places with one of the Greed's slutty bunny, and aniki made sure to transform the slutty bunny into you…so in short, the Scarlet that's sleeping with Greed right is his own slut bunny" Killua analyze Scarlet nodded with a chirpy smile and pat his head
"Yeah~ you're a smart kid" Scarlet praise before shuddering on Hisoka's killing intent, he's been like that since they started walking to their next destination, Leorio is still sleeping, being carry by Killua
"But the only thing wrong is, Hisoka really won that game, I just copy his technique and make it look like he cheat, but he really didn't" Scarlet said with a guilty expression while Hisoka eyes sharpen, bloodlust covers them all
"uhh~ Scarlet, I think we'll head first, we'll wait for you to the heaven's tree and…" Bisky drag Scarlet shirt to look at her in the eyes "Fix this" she harshly whisper before running off with Killua, (unconscious) Leorio and the unemotional Illumi
Leaving Scarlet and Hisoka alone in the misty forest, Scarlet nervously look over to Hisoka, she slightly flinch on his hard look before turning around in surrender "uhh…..Sorry?"
Hisoka eyes sharpen "Not accepted"
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH! Before Scarlet could know what's happening Scarlet is already pin in the tree being kiss roughly by Hisoka
"uhhhh~ Hisoka n-not here I- uhhh~"
"You're going to fucking make up to me, Little Red- I'm beyond furious"
"No uh uhhh HIsoka oooH~ uuh"
TBC