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Chapter 5: Crazy Teleportation Device!
After talking about Pokemon…
Pokemon Trainer: So this is Charizard, this is Squirtle, this is-
Mario: Okay, okay… whatever blah blah…
Peach: Try not to be rude, Mario.
Pokemon Trainer: So, okay then…
Peach: Um… Pokemon Trainer?
Pokemon Trainer: Yeah?
Peach: Do you have any shorter name than "Pokemon Trainer"?
Zelda: Yeah, I kinda wanna know…
Pokemon Trainer: Um… Yeah…
Peach: Then, what is it?
Pokemon Trainer: Red…
Peach: Red?
Red: Yeah, Red.
Peach: Okay.
Pit: Hey, Red! What is it over here?
*Pit points to the device that looks like a tablet*
Red: Oh… That's a teleporter.
Pit: Really?
Palutena: Is it important?
Red: Yeah… Sometime it is important, sometimes it isn't important. I actually gonna leave it there until we need to use it.
Palutena: Who made this?
Red: I made this thing…
Palutena: Really, why?
Red: After catching Pokemon, ALL Pokemon. I wanna do something which is not catching Pokemon.
Palutena: Ah… Okay, then.
Pit: I have a question. How many Pokemons are there in this dimension?
Red: Let me think…
Then Red starts saying Pokemon names.
Red: Bulbasaur… Ivysaur… Venosaur… Charmander… Charmeleon… Charizard…
15 Minutes Later…
Red: …Hoopa… and… Volcanion… 721 Pokemons.
*zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZ*
Red: C'mon guys, it's not that boring.
?: Seem likes they don't like you.
Pit: Meh… Who is it?
Red: No way… How did you break free, Mewtwo?!
Mewtwo: Maaaaaaaaaaaagic…
Red: Everybody! Wake up!
Mario: What? What? What is it?
Red: Mewtwo, one of the most powerful Pokemon in the Universe…
Zelda: How did it come here?
Red: It breaks free!
Mewtwo: I said "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaagic"!
Red: Pit, grab the teleporter now!
Pit: Got it! Catch!
Red: Where should we go?
Zelda: Hyrule!
Pit: Skyworld!
Mario: Anywhere!
Red: Let's choose Pokemon Center!
*beep!*
Mewtwo: Oh, I forgot to tell you that I made your device malfunction…
Red: Wait… What do you mean by that?!
Mewtwo: It won't work properly anymore.
Red: No way!
*BZAAPP!*
After the teleportation completes…
*CRASH!*
Red: Ouch!
Pit: Where are we now?
Palutena: Somewhere in the desert…
Pit: Guys… What a perfect timing!
Red: What is it, Pit?
Pit: The…
Red: The- what?
Pit: THE SANDSTORM!
Then the sandstorm hits them all….
Red: Oh no… We can't balance properly right now.
Red falls down butt first.
Red: Ouch!
Pit: On no… I can't hold it…
Palutena: What is it, Pit?
Pit: The wind is too strong… I… am… going… to…. FLY!
And Pit flies in the air.
Mario: Are you okay up there?
Pit: Of course not! I can't control myself!
Palutena: AHHHHH!
And Palutena goes flying too…
Palutena, Pit: Please tell me it's going to stop soon!
Red: I know right? The sandstorm hits us while it's so hot out here!
Pit: Link, I've heard that you have an Ocarina! Why not blow it to stop the storm?!
Zelda: It's the Song of Storms, but it's another kind!
Pit: What kind is it?!
Zelda: Rainstorm! Not sandstorm!
Pit: Oh! Whatever give it a shot!
Zelda: Link, try it…
*Link plays the Song of Storms*
Pit: Why it's not working!? It should-
*BZAAAPPP*
Pit: Ouch!
Zelda: Wait… it's desert! Song of Storms won't work here!
10 Minutes Later…
Mario: The storm stops.
Palutena, Pit: AHHH! We're falling!
Zelda: No! Link, go!
Then Link successfully grabs them.
Pit: Uh… Thanks…
Zelda: Great job, Link.
Link: *gasp*
Zelda: Link, what is it?
Link falls down.
Zelda: Link?!
Pit: Um, Maybe he… is not… used to… stay in such… a strong sandstorm… like me…
Pit falls down.
Mario, Luigi: Me too…
Mario and Luigi fall down.
Palutena: I'm dizzy right now-
Palutena falls down.
Zelda: Oh… They passed out… Let them rest here for a while.
Later…
Link: *groan*
Palutena, Pit: Ah…
Mario, Luigi: …
Red: Oh! Link, Palutena, Pit, Mario, Luigi… Are you okay?
Mario: So-so.
TO BE CONTINUED