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Chapter 6: The Alchemy; Brewing, Mixing and Drinking
After the sandstorm ended…
Pit: That was… CRAZY! Who would have known that the sandstorm can make me flew!
Zelda: Come on, Pit. It's not that scary.
Pit: You have to go into the sandstorm, and then you will feel it.
Zelda: You experienced a sandstorm but I, in the other hand, I have experienced many things, Twilight Monsters, The Blight of Hyrule and many, many, many more!
Pit: Okay…
Palutena: I don't want to interrupt you, but can we go now?
Zelda: Oh yeah, of course.
Pit: Hopefully, we don't run into the storm. That will be such a bad nightmare.
Then, Red shouts from far away.
Red: Hey guys! Over here!
Everybody runs to Red.
Red: I found a mysterious book!
Zelda: Let me have a close look to it.
Palutena: What does it say?
Zelda: It said "The Mythical Alchemy, Learn to Brew"
Pit: Seem likes it's an Alchemy Book.
Palutena: It's all about brewing? Who wrote this book?
Zelda: I don't know, but the real question is, what kind of alchemy? Good or bad? If it is for good cause, we don't have to worry about it, but if it is for bad cause, then when this book falls into bad guys' hand, it will cause a lot of trouble.
Pit: That's a good point.
Zelda: I'll keep it, don't worry.
Palutena: Guys, the sun's setting.
Zelda: We may need to go adventuring during the dark, and maybe we'll find a village.
20 Minutes of finding a village.
Red: I guessed there is no village around here…
Pit: Hey! I found a village!
Zelda: Okay, I'm coming!
Red: Pit! A snake's behind you!
Pit: Huh? *turn around* Ah!
Snake: *bite Pit*
Pit: Ouch! Ugh! Stupid snake! *slash*
The snake explodes into a beautiful rainbow.
Palutena: Are you okay, Pit?
Pit: No! It's painful.
Zelda: Let's go ask for help!
Then…
Zelda: Is anybody here? Any hello, hi?
Red: This house looks cozy enough…
Zelda: Let's go in.
1 Minute Later…
Pit: Argh… It's so painful!
Palutena: How are we going to cure snake venom?
Pit: Wait? That snake is venomous?!
Palutena: You should know more than this…
Red: Hey guys, there is a cauldron here!
Zelda: Wait, something is clicking on my head… cauldron?
Pit: Um… You mean "The Mythical Alchemy, Learn to Brew", right?
Zelda: Yeah! Here it is!
Pit: Is there a venom cure in there?
Zelda: Let me see… Yes! There is! It is called "Venom-be-gone"
Pit: What does it need?
Zelda: A bumblebee, a kale leaf, a cactus flower petal and a mushroom.
Pit: Sound disgusting.
Zelda: So let's go and find these ingredients.
Pit: I'll guess I'll stay here… I feel worse now…
2 Minutes Later…
Red: Here it is!
Zelda: Let me brew it…
Pit: I feel like I'm dying right now…
Zelda: Put this. Put that… Done!
Palutena: Give it to me… Pit, drink this.
Pit: Okay…
Zelda: Better?
Pit: Yeah, but I think I will sleep for now… zzzZZZZzzzz.
Zelda: Let him sleep.
Red: Zelda, there should be some this interesting potion in that book.
Zelda: Yeah, let me see…
Red: See anything interesting?
Zelda: Not at al-. Wait a second… "High-in-sky"… "Titanium Skin"… This one! "The Returning Vocal"
Red: What does it do?
Zelda: It makes silent person can speak and this effect is permanent!
Red: Who will use this on? Remember that everybody in our group can talk…
Zelda: Don't forget Link…
Red: Link can talk! Look! Link, what's up!?
Link: …
Red: Let's try again… How are you, Link?
Link: …
Red: Um… Tell me, do you have a crush on Zelda?
Link: *groan*
*SLAP!*
Red: Ow!
Zelda: Don't even talk about that again!
Red: Understood…
Zelda: Okay, we need 1 peppermint leaf, a grasshopper, some grass and some honey.
Red: Glad I bring a peppermint leaf with me…
Zelda: What the…?
Red: Come on, I love minty stuff…
Now, a hunt for grasshopper, grass and honey begins…
Red: Zelda! Is this grass okay?
Zelda: Sorry Red, but…
Red: But what?
Zelda: That is… a dead bush…
Red: Oh… whoops
2.5 Minutes Later…
Zelda: I found a grasshopper! Have you found any grass yet?
Red: Nope… Only dead bushes…
Zelda: Oh wait. Look! Grass!
Red: Pick it up!
Zelda: Found any bee hive?
Red: Nope.
Zelda: There should be a bee hive in a desert, like a desert bee hive…
Later…
Red: It's so late right now…
Zelda: I found only a wasp.
Red: Bad thing that wasps don't produce honey…
Zelda: Yeah.
Red: Wait a second…
Zelda: What is it?
Red: There's a bee hive besides our house all along!
Zelda: Like, seriously?
Red: Let pick up some honey in a bottle…
Zelda: Red…
Red: What?
Zelda: Are there any bees inside a hive?
Red: …, I literally… forgot about… t- t- that…
Zelda: Flee!
2.25 Minutes Later…
Zelda: Ugh… Finally…
Red: Wait… Link doesn't help us do anything…
Zelda: Link… You… sometimes are… useless…
Link: …
Zelda: But whatever, let's make this "The Returning Vocal", shall we?
Red: Yeah…
Zelda: Let's look… Honey, then grasshopper, then stir and put grass in it, then peppermint leaf and finally, stir it and well done! Let's scoop some into a bottle.
Red: The moment of truth…
Zelda: Link, drink this…
Link: *worry*
Zelda: You can either chug it or slowly drink it.
Link: *drink slowly*
Red: Anything?
Link: *groan*
Zelda: Link, how was it?
Link: *sigh* Disgusting…
Zelda: Really? It is not goo-, wait it worked!
Link: Huh? Wait… I can talk now?
Zelda: Yes!
Link: Finally, after years and years that I can't talk, but now I can!
Red: Congrats!
Link: I have one question, how does my voice sound like?
Zelda: Fairly good.
Link: Okay…
Red: So, I'll guess, this is it!
Zelda: Yeah… Let's go to sleep.
Link: Zelda… Did you say that I am useless?
Zelda: W- W- When?
Link: Fine… Let's go to sleep…
Zelda: Agreed…
TO BE CONTINUED