AN: Well, hello my dearies. Sorry it's been a bit.

Hehe, got into a show.. eheheh sorry... well anyway.

I was thinking about making a thing for me, M. My life almost, don't worry I won't be TOO much of a Mary Sue, hehe.

I'm kidding of course...I can't find love for my life...hahahahahahahathere'sareallycutegirlandshe'sstraighthahahahahahahahahaha

WHO CARES!

Anyway, more important. My brother has a blog! You should check it out! *points at my one fan* Haha! He's cool, I write for it too! Here's the link, if you want: 10707

Now, to the story.

"Hm? What is it?"

Kyoya looked down at the second year, Haruhi. He raised an eyebrow at her, she was looking a bit annoyed. Again.

"Is it just me or does Kaoru look a bit more chipper?"

Kyoya glanced at his boyfriend, and indeed he was cheerier than usual.

"Yes, why is that bad?"

"It's not, it's just..aren't you worried? The girls seem more interested in his and Hikaru's act."

Kyoya looked fully at the twins, hiding his jealousy well. He felt it boil inside him.

~Meanwhile, at the other side of the room~

"Our mom said we were inseparable as babies. We always slept together in cribs, stuffed animals couldn't even separate us. We would make our parents sleep on the edges of the bed so Hikaru and I could sleep in the middle together." Kaoru said, snaking his arm around his twin.

"He was such a crybaby, he'd freak out if I wasn't holding him." Hikaru put his hand on Kaoru's cheek.

"Hikaru! You said you wouldn't tell people! That's embarrassing.." Kaoru blushed, looking away.

"I'm sorry, Kaoru." Hikaru kissed his brother's cheek opposite to his hand.

Hikaru heard Kyoya's pen snap in half, he glanced at the megane. He could see the demon inside of Kyoya escaping, as he feared his safety from Kyoya. He shivered, then looked at Kaoru. "Kaoru, please don't be mad at me."

"I-I forgive you, Hikaru." Kaoru had a little help with the tears that welled in his eyes; he smiled, hugging his brother. He heard the girls gasp and squeal. He remembered why he didn't enjoy the company of the girls from this school. Haruhi was the only sane one. The men weren't as host-crazed, so Kaoru seemed to prefer them. And if he had a host who was his boyfriend, it meant even less host-crazed. Kyoya happened to be a fellow host, and an attractive one for that matter. Kyoya didn't lust after both twins, or after different hosts. He could be Kyoya's angel. Or devil, for that matter.

He wasn't very heavenly.

"Kaoru? You okay?"

Kaoru snapped out of his daydream, of why he loved Kyoya. One of the girls who requested him was waving her hand in his face.

"Oh, sorry. I had something on my mind. I guess it was your beautiful self." Kaoru smiled a bright smile.

The girls all blushed a deep blush. They felt their hearts thump, threatening to burst out of their chests. Kyoya wanted to shoo them off, and take Kaoru away from the girls who threatened to take his beloved away. He didn't share this though, he simply smiled, writing something in his book.

This was helping sales, at least.

"Kao-chan is very popular today." Hunny said, looking up from his cake. He found time during university to go be a host. He swung his legs as the girls fangirled over his cuteness. "Did something happen with him?"

"Mommy, did you and that devilish twin do anything during your-"

Haruhi covered Tamaki's mouth. "Zip. It."

"Eh, is Kyoya dating Kaoru?" One girl looked up.

"Ehhh?!" Renge ran over, grabbing Haruhi's arm. "What is this?! A forbidden love between Kaoru and his senpai, why it's so lovely I COULD EAT THREE BOWLS OF RICE!"

"N-no, they're not." Tamaki said, shaking his head, unaware if either came out yet. "I was making sure they didn't do anything when Kyoya tutored Kaoru. Kaoru may have been rude to Kyoya-"

Kyoya hit Tamaki's head with his book. "No, he didn't. We studied for a bit and Kaoru learned a lot." About locations for dates at least. Honestly, what was he so worried about? Kyoya was mildly concerned for his boyfriend's mental health. He wondered if Kaoru did need to see someone.

"Aww, I was really hoping they would...hm, well that won't stop the fanfiction!" Renge smirked, sitting down, writing in a computer, which the others believed were plots for said fictions.

"But did he?" Tamaki whispered, smiling.

"No, Kaoru acted kindly. He's not as bad as you think, they only like bothering you. I set them straight."

"Or in Kaoru's case, gay." Haruhi whispered, turning to tea.

She was aware she wasn't funny, she just enjoyed the thought of that.

"Hm? Haru-chan?"

"Oh, nothing. It's something we enjoy, puns."

"That...wasn't a pun.." Tamaki grew worried about his girlfriend. She couldn't even understand puns.

The poor little commoner.

~Time for a time shift~

"Kyoya? What's up?"

"Hm, oh, nothing. I had to see girls throw themselves all over you. That's all, not much besides that."

"Kyoya-senpai." Kaoru looked down. "I'm sorry, did I make you mad?"

"No, it's not your fault Kaoru. It's your job."

Kaoru nodded. "Can I make it up later? A date? You can choose the location, I'll just try to entertain you."

"Of course. Kaoru, how are you doing with your health?"

"I'm very healthy, I grew another inch too-"

"I mean with your brain, is that okay?"

"..."

Kaoru looked down, biting his tongue. Should he tell Kyoya the truth or hide it all behind a lie? He didn't know what to do. He looked at his boyfriend, who had an eyebrow raised and concern in his eyes. "I-I'm fine-"

"Liar." Kyoya squeezed his cheeks, stretching them. "You aren't fine at all, it took you approximately one minute and thirty five seconds. You were lying."

Kaoru opened his mouth, wanting to object. He just closed it, and nodded. He sighed. "No, I'm not doing well and I don't know why. I have a perfect life and a perfect family, I have perfect friends. I'm just not happy, is that selfish? I feel selfish saying this, I must be awful."

"Not selfish at all, you could have a chemical imbalance or maybe you had a traumatic experience. It's not selfish, you may need help. I can find someone for you, if you'd like."

Kaoru shook his head. "I don't want to, I'm fine. I'll be fine."

"You sure?"

"...yes."

Kyoya nodded, but was already planning to find someone for Kaoru.