AN: ...You weren't suppose to actually enjoy my stories.

Oh god oh god what do I do?

THERE ARE THIRTEEN OF YOU NOW!

NOW I ACTUALLY HAVE TO WRITE WELL! I LIKED MY SHITTY STORY IDEA BUT NOW I HAVE TO MAKE IT BETTER!

*Pterodactyl noises*

Okay, story then.

AhemwhydidyoufollowmystoryI'mconfusedohgodwhy*morenoises*

"K-kyoya."

Kaoru was on his boyfriend's bed, pinned under him. He felt his cheeks heat up. His senpai had him where he wanted.

"Kaoru?"

Kaoru sat up, sweat around him. Hikaru was looking at him weirdly, unaware of his brother's dreams.

He was also unaware that his brother was about to get laid in his dream, and he was pissed off. "What do you want?" Kaoru snapped at his twin. He looked and sounded pissed off. Hikaru smirked and shrugged. "Gonna be late for school if I don't wake you up. You'd miss your precious boyfriend then." He sneaked off out of the room, laughing. Kaoru felt himself blush, and shift uncomfortably. He needed to take a shower, a very cold one.

~Time for a time shift~

"Oh, hi Kaoru. Hikaru."

Haruhi was standing in front of the twins, currently holding her boyfriend's hand. Hikaru frowned at the sight.

"Hey Haruhi, did you know when the king was five he used to pee on his desks in class? They got replaced everyday but still."

Haruhi mumbled something about that being gross and 'damn rich people'. Kaoru laughed nervously as Tamaki yelled about shady twins.

"Hey, Haruhi? Could I ask a question?"

Haruhi looked up, seeing Kyoya standing over her.

"Oh, sure senpai. One second." she picked up her bag and let go of her arguing boyfriend's hand. She followed Kyoya a bit away from the group. "What's wrong?" she asked.

"You know commoner things, Kaoru likes those. You're going to help me find a gift for him."

"Oh, sure. A nice little date gift. I get those from Tamaki all the time, but he thinks I like things I don't." Haruhi sighed. "Do you know what he'd like?"

Kyoya didn't answer.

"Oh, wow. Okay, then we'll have to start from square one. Let's buy him many things, one of them has-"

"You sound a lot like Tamaki, Haruhi."

Haruhi frowned. "Don't remind me."

~time for another time shift, holy crap~

"How about this?" Kyoya looked at a circle-like thing. "Is this a commoner toy?"

"Uh, yeah. That's a hula-hoop. Kids use it for fun, you have to move your-never mind, don't get that. There are plenty charms though. I think he'd like a good luck charm more than anything here. Like maybe a dream catcher." Haruhi shrugged. "There's also-"

"I think he'll enjoy a dream catcher. Hikaru mentioned Kaoru was restless. Maybe he'll be able to sleep better."

Haruhi nodded, pulling him to a dream catcher section. "Well there's different colors, like blue, green, white, black-oh! You could get many and make a rainbow!"

"Why would I want a rainbow-?"

"Because it's the gay pride flag, I think it'd be a nice gift. Let's get him that one." Haruhi picked up the colors of the rainbow and went to the cash register. The lady went head over heels for-not Kyoya-but Haruhi.

"Oh hello miss! Is this your boyfriend?"

"Ah, no actually-"

"Oh!" The lady smiled, she rang up their items and slipped her number to Haruhi.

Haruhi wondered if she mistaken her for a boy, not knowing lesbians existed in this world.

"Now, shall we go back and put this together?"

AN: Ah, sorry it's short. I'm feeling a bit pressured and I know I haven't written ANYTHING in awhile.

Well, see ya next time (thanks so much for the followers).