AN: Last chapter (of part one)

That's right kiddos! There will be a second part, check for it in the next week.

Mentions of sexual acts in this one, so sorry..no actual smut


"Jesus."

Kaoru was sitting on the bed from their wedding night, sweaty and tired. "Wow, that was confirmation alright." He chuckled, leaning into his newly-offical husband.

"That's all part of the wedding night, is it not?"

"Yes. It's my second favorite part though." Kaoru looked up at megane.

"What was your first? The rings? The cake?" Kyoya gave him a little smirk, hugging him close.

"The vows, and being able to say 'I do' to you." Kaoru kissed his husband's cheek, and snuggled close.

"You know, for what Tamaki calls an 'evil twin' you're far too sweet to be that."

"I know." Kaoru, again, made sure to snuggle closer. He nuzzled his face into his boyfriend's neck. "I just really enjoyed torturing him at school, it was mostly Hikaru's idea though. I didn't always want to be rude. I just enjoyed seeing him happy."

"Weren't you totally into Haruhi for a bit? That made him mad at you, didn't it?"

". . . nah, not interested as much as I should've been. I did it mostly to separate myself from him, we're different you know. That's why he dyed his hair, we're still the same we just look different. I loved him dearly, so I shared what he wanted. Haruhi Fujioka. Our little piglet, who turned into one of the most popular hosts over night."

"I see, it makes sense I suppose. Now, tell me Kaoru."

"Yes?"

"When you took my last name what was your intentions. You mentioned to your brother you would keep the Hitachiin name alive so-"

"Well, now if we adopt kids I'll raise them to be pranksters just like me."

"You wanted to ruin my family name?" Kyoya eyed him suspiciously, waiting for the answer he knew was coming.

"Yes."

"Of course you wanted that, imagine the Ootori family having trouble makers that pranked people at school and were rude to teachers."

"Well you'd raise them too, they'd be as cool as you and smart. They'd have to work hard to live up to you, of course. I bet one of them would make you the role model-"

"One of them?"

"Well if we get more than one, yes one of them."

"All of our kids will look up to me, only one will look up to you." Kyoya smirked again, knowing this would agitate the younger ex-host (AN: Yes, ex-host..they're all grown up. No more hosting for these boys, maybe their kids will but not them). "Most of them will want to be like me, and be efficient."

"Hey! I bet our kids will be pranksters like me!" Kaoru pouted slightly, crossing his arms.

"We just got married, isn't it a bit early to discuss kids anyway?" Kyoya laid back, pulling his husband with him. "We have a whole life together, why tie ourselves to small children right now when we have years together?"

"Because I like thinking about the future. Imagine one that looked just like you, oh and we'd get them all dresses and pants and they'd look nice. We could have formal parties-I mean you have those too, right?- and they'd dress up and be sweet!" Kaoru smiled, closing his eyes.

"From what I heard, you weren't sweet during formal parties."

"That's why they'll be like you during those. Nice and proper, all cleaned up. They'll play with other kids, and read and draw. I'll teach them how to design, like my mother. Just all fashion and stuff, they'll be amazing children and it'll be great. We are having kids." Kaoru looked at Kyoya. "Got it, Kyoya Ootori?"

Kyoya chuckled.

"Yes, Kaoru Ootori."


AN: I'd like to say during 'Kaoru kissed his husband' after the 'fav part was I do' I accidentally wrote killed and freaked out laughing, I'm not kidding I thought wouldn't that be a twist.

Good thing that's not how it ended.

I'm still going to make a part two, where we see their life after marriage.

N-not that it'll be interesting..

ImsorryforbeingthiswayIneedmoreconfidence

Also, as an asexual who is very much romantic sex will not confirm anything when/if I get married.

Just know this genderqueer weirdo will be wearing a tux, so if I marry someone they're wearing whatever they want (dress, tux, pantsuit, etc).

So our confirmation with be dabbing (which I'm awful at) and then screaming "MEMES".

I wasn't like this before Mystic Messenger...oh god..

I'll update on this again when part two is up, I'll give you all notice. Kisses and hugs and wishes for the best.

It's been great so far.

Your biggest fan (yes, I am your fan (all of you)),

M.