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After their conversation Naruto almost immediately reverted back to his old self. They had walked through the village for nearly an hour until they got tired. Ino looked over at Naruto who was holding her hand and said,
"We should go find our hotel Naruto. We need our rest so we can start our training tomorrow." He nodded and leaned closer when she put her lips near his ear.
"And we can cuddle some more too." She whispered in his ear making him blush. She snickered and started pulling him along until he cleared his thoughts enough to walk beside her. They were holdings hands watching the sun set behind the mountains, occasionally stopping for Naruto to sign autographs for kids. It is actually kind of relaxing and quiet, almost as if nothing could spoil the moment.
"Hey! Guys! Wait up!" Ino mentally face palmed and sighed, stopping to allow Kiba to catch up to them. Kiba finally ran up to them with Akamaru hot on his tail. Kiba seemed out of breath but very excited.
Naruto noticed and decided to ask, "What the hell is your problem Kiba?" The two blondes had waited for Kiba to stop gasping.
"I found a book... that your perverted Sensei... Wrote... That isn't porn!" Kiba finished, very proudly. Naruto and Ino just stare at him blankly, as the smile slowly slips off of his face.
"What?"
Naruto sighs and shakes his head, "I already knew that, it is actually the only book I enjoy reading." Ino rolls her eyes at Kiba's disbelieving expression, knowing what will happen next.
"Wait... So that means... You... Actually read something? Wow I didn't even know you could read!" He finished with a smirk. Naruto, who had been in the process of walking away, froze and turned around slowly and narrowed his eyes at the feral looking boy. Before he could even say anything Ino clamped her hand over his mouth and put him in a head lock and began dragging him away.
"Not now. I want to go lay down, I am tired, and YOU are coming too!" Naruto looked back at Kiba hoping his buddy would help him out only to find him rolling on the ground holding his stomach. Naruto made a vow to himself as he was dragged away, Kiba when you find a girl that can tolerate you, I SWEAR I am going to torture the shit out of you!
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Naruto plopped down onto the mattress of their hotel room as Ino waked into the bathroom. Ino left the door open that way she could still talk to Naruto as she changes. Maybe to see if he tries to peep on me while I change too... She thought to herself with a slight blush.
"What do you think about killer bee so far hime?" Naruto asks as he stares at the ceiling. There was a pause then, "I think he is, uh, a little odd to say the least..." She trailed off at the end hoping he didn't get offended. Obviously she forgot who she was talking to.
"You could say that, I thought he was literally crazy! He jumped down and starting badly rapping and singing about something stupid. I thought he was some crazy old man and told him so!" He finished with a snicker. Ino sighed but couldn't help but give a small smile, once Naruto always Naruto. Then a mischievous thought popped in her head as she was about to change into her pajamas. She unsealed Naruto's clothes and found one of his bigger t-shirts. She took off her skirt, shirt and bra and slipped on the t-shirt. She looked in the mirror to make sure it was long enough and was glad to see it was. She wanted to tease him but they had only just started dating. As much as she wouldn't mind Naruto's sweaty form on top of hers- NO! Bad Ino!
Ino shook the images from her head remembering her prank. With a smile that would make anyone nervous she stepped out from around the corner of the bathroom striking a slightly provocative pose and waited until Naruto noticed her. The sapphire eyed blond was still ranting on about Killer Bee when Ino looked at him. She sighed and closed her in eyes with exasperation. He will go on for hours at this rate. Finally having enough of it, she gathered her courage before using a sultry voice, "Naruto-kun."
Meanwhile...
Naruto was happily telling his story about the time when he challenged Killer Bee to a ramen eating contest until he heard his name. He paused and was about to reply when a strange thought of recognition entered his mind. Ino-chan has never said my name like that... It is... Somehow very enticing...
"Oh Ruto-kuuun."
The spikey haired blonde physically shivered at that one. He opened his eyes slowly as he let out a slightly shaky, "Y-yes?" Without hearing a reply he opened his eyes completely and his jaw literally was on the bed. He found his girlfriend leaning against the wall with one arm stretched up along the corner of it with her shoulders and head pulled into an 'innocent' pose while giving him puppy dog eyes and biting her finger. Her legs were nearly completely showing, just barely covered by one of his shirts, and looked so incredibly soft. Naruto's mind were violently assaulted with sexually explicit images of Ino which almost made him pass out. Violently shaking his head, he wiped the nose bleed that was started to come out. Before he could get a better control over himself Ino continued her little game.
"Naru-kun, why don't you show me how much you love me?"
Everyone in the Inn heard the echoing thud that sounded eerily like a head hitting the wall, and then the shrieking laughter of someone who just successfully pulled off a prank. Passerby in the street merely shook their heads and continued on their way, muttering "Damn kids," under their breath.
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Bee is one of the most revered ninjas of his time. His fame in his own village was probably about the same as the Raikage, though maybe a little less. Even with his... eccentric tastes... he is widely respected by everyone. So as he stood there contemplating the three ninja under his tutelage for next few months he figured out one word that summed up all three.
Loud.
The Inuzuka was loudly guffawing while at the same time pointing at the vehemently protesting Naruto, as the apparent girlfriend of said partner of Kurama. Now Bee was not a pervert, he did have a bit more perverted tendencies than most. As he listened to the Yamanaka girl's story of how Naruto knocked himself unconscious last night he could help but sympathize with his student. She is a very attractive young girl and he could see how Naruto, having almost zero female interaction, was overwhelmed. Even still, Naruto did train with the biggest Super pervert in the elemental countries who happened to write his (secretly) favorite book series for three would think he would have picked a few things up.
As entertaining as this argument was he had a schedule already planned out for the three vict- errr I mean students, so he needed to move things along.
"Yo, now i know that my lil bro is a retard when it comes to girls, but don't be so hard and lets get this show rolling, fool ya fool!" This only succeeded in making Kiba laugh harder and Naruto grumble to himself. Ino rubbed his back sympathetically while trying, and failing, to not smile. When everyone was ready, Bee decided to introduce his fellow jinchuriki of the lightning village, Yugito Nii. If nothing else just to get some humor out of their reactions. Naruto had already met her on the battlefield during the war, but the other two did not. Kiba openly gawked at her and Ino stopped grinning and narrowed her eyes at the approaching woman. Bee himself got a quick peek at her supple chest and ass before glancing back at Kiba who seemed to be drooling.
Yugito stopped beside Bee and studied the three Jonin before her. The one with the dog was obviously an Inuzuka, which meant there would probably come a time that he needed to be taught women are not pieces of meat. Next was Miss purple beside Naruto. she seemed overly concerned with her appearance, but had a hard look in her eye. At least she has some combat experience, or maybe it was just the glare she was giving her. Last was the young stud in the middle. He was easily stronger than the other two, and is actually easily stronger than her with the help of his partner. Without though she would have to see, and she was very curious about that.
"Soooo, you have come back to see me I see, how sweet of you." she purred looking suggestively at Naruto. He merely smiled with that foxy grin of his, which did in fact make him more attractive, before answering; "Hey Yugi-chan, how have you been?"
"Same old, so how about that spar you promised me?" She asked noticing how the girl seemed to tense at her words before wrapping Naruto's hand in hers. So that's it. Naruto grinned and looked over to Bee, seeing his shrug, nodded.
"Lets do it!" He turned and gave his girlfriend a quick wink and a smile before going to the middle of the field. They both faced each other and gave an equally feral grin. Yugito began speaking, "Here's the rules, no biju's and no s class ninjutsu, deal?" The fourth Hokage look alike nodded before tensing and preparing to leap forward. The Nibi jinchuriki threw a kunai in the air and then tensed herself. As soon as it hit the ground both combatants disappeared and reappeared in the middle of the training field with their arms pulled back about to strike.
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Tsunade was not a very patient person. Not in the least. So everyone in the office was cringing at her soon to be explosion as she digested the news. Orochimaru had snuck into the village and kidnapped Sakura at some point last night and Sasuke had apparently either given chase or left with them. And anyone can bet money on what she would choose to do.
Everyone jumped backwards as the desk was cracked in half by the fist of The Hokage. When she looked up her eyes were filled with bloodlust with a hint of fear in them. That is if you knew her well enough.
"Find him. Now."
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Ino and Kiba were in awe. Not only had they just met the jinchuriki of the two tails, Naruto was actually holding his own if not getting the better of her. Everyone throughout the elemental countries knew of her prowess in hand to hand combat. At the moment Naruto just ducked under a flip kick and jammed his fist into her ribs and in the process taking a backhand to the face knocking him back a few feet.
Yugito was staring Naruto down and she had lost her smile almost as soon as the fight began when Naruto seemed to just drop from view and end up behind her. Now Nii was not a unsportsmanlike like person but she did NOT however like surprises. So the fact Naruto was this fast annoyed the hell out of her. The only time she can make contact with him is whenever he hits her and he packs quite the punch.
Naruto was enjoying this fight, maybe a little too much. Oh this is great! Payback for the last spar Yugi-chan! The last spar the two had Yugito had wiped the floor with the blonde, it was completely embarrassing. He was shaken out of his thoughts as she dropped from view dodging his roundhouse in the process. He didn't have long to ponder it though since he got a kick to the jaw that shot him up into the air.
He back flipped out of it and scanned his surroundings as he started to fall back towards the ground. No sooner had he touched the ground than he side flipped away from the chop to the neck he was about to receive. He darted at her and got inside her guard with a jab to the ribs but was blocked on his attempted knee to the gut. He ducked her sweeping elbow and blocked her punch with his left hand and grabbed with his right up under her armpit and threw his body weight backwards effectively suplexing her, only her face was the first thing to hit the ground.
Kiba and Ino were staring slack jawed at what just happened. Naruto just picked up a grown woman and slammed her face into the ground over his head. Kiba was about to laugh until he felt the surrounding area get several degrees colder. Naruto seemed to feel it as well considering he began to curl into a ball and start shaking vehemently.
"N-n-now Yugi-c-chan t-t-t-here's no need for all of t-that..." By now his face had gone completely white and he seemed to shrink to the size of a hamster. He jumped back and screamed when Yugito sat up like something out of the Exorcist grinning insanely the whole time. She lunged and naruto screamed like a seven year old girl, but Killer Bee caught her before she got to far and was holding her by the waist as she was kicking and screaming, "Let me at that little shit! I will kill him! NOBODY touches me like that and lives to tell the tale!"
Naruto was now sobbing uncontrollably, which left Kiba and Ino confused until Bee yelled, "Get of here ya fools! I can't hold her much longer! Training is canceled for today and possibly the next week but take him and hide and don't come out because she will hunt him down and tear him apart! GO!"
Now what scared them the most wasn't the message itself, but in fact that he said it in a normal voice laced with fear. Bee and Naruto faced down the ten tails without so much as a bat of an eye but this... This Demon was making him shiver in fear... Needless to say Kiba was already gone having decided to leave Naruto to his doom. Ino grabbed to crying sputtering mess that was the hero of the elemental countries and made a beeline to the cliffs that surrounded the village. At some point Naruto had apparently channeled nature chakra and hid his chakra signature completely grabbing Ino and shooting through the pass until he found a cave that was completely hidden from the world.
He popped open the entrance by putting his blood on a seal that only showed up when it absorbed his blood and the passageway opened allowing Naruto to pull Ino inside and shut it. Ino finally caught her breathe and processed what had just happened.
"Where the hell are we Naruto Uzumaki?" She said as she tapped her foot angrily. Naruto scratched the back of his head sheepishly before replying, "This is where me and Octopops hid from her every time we pissed her off, she has yet to find it and using nature chakra she can't trace my signature which shouldn't be an issue anyways because this cave has chakra disrupters which doesn't allow even the best of sensors to find anything in here from the outside." He lead her into a deeper room before she could reply and when they stepped inside she couldn't decide whether to roll her eyes or just stand there gawking at the unholy amount of ramen stored in there. In the center of the chamber is a bed and a plasma screen tv and several thousand paper bombs.
A bit over board if you ask her. "Uh Naruto? Why is there so many paper bombs?"
He just shivered and replied, "You don't want to know..." So she didn't press the issue. Instead a new devious thought popped into her head. "So Naruto-kun... What do you plan on doing with me now?" He just stared at her confused, not understanding what she was implying.
"I mean you did bring me to a secluded cave in the middle of nowhere that nobody else knows about and locked us inside... Are you sure you didn't plan on, oh you know running around all the bases a few times?" He started to respond but seemed to finally understand and started sputtering and turned as red as a tomato.
She waited as long as she could to laugh because seriously, it was WAY too easy to mess with him, before she lost her shit and started rolling on the floor with laughter. He stopped and glared at her before shuffling over to the bed and turning on the tv and taking a seat. He waited for her to stop laughing, which seemed like hours later, before looking at her again. When the blonde had finally calmed down enough she asked, "So why is there that amount of instant ramen, a bed, and a plasma tv?" He didn't even look at her before answering,
"Yugito has a um shall we say very good memory and doesn't forgive easily either."
"Well how long could she possibly stay mad at you?"
"Usually it's about a week before she stops leaking enough rage to scare the Raikage and another week before I will even think about leaving this place."
Ino just sweat dropped. I guess we will be here awhile. She then proceeded to join her boyfriend on the bed to watch some tv while ignoring the sounds of screaming that eerily sounded like a certain jinchuuriki of the eight tails.