I do not own Naruto.

After about the third action movie things started getting old. Real old. Ino was about at her breaking point already. I'm going to kill someone if I don't get some entertainment shortly. And I would like to avoid killing Naruto since we just started dating. At least for the time-being.

So she began to scheme.

Meanwhile the spiky haired blonde was having the time of his life. He was in the middle of the best part of Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift. His girlfriend on one arm, ramen between his legs with his free hand fishing it out. And his favorite movie series of all time in front of him. Life couldn't get any better. Little did he know, Miss Yamanaka had some plans of her own.

Ino's Mindscape

Step one. Separate Naruto from the tv. Should be easy enough.

Step two. Separate Naruto from his Ramen. That will be tricky.

Step Three. Make him pass out from embarrassment. So going to be great.

Back In Reality

The final race down the mountain was about to begin. Oh he had seen this movie probably a hundred times. But if anything it got better every time. That is until he saw a purple blur in front of his tv. He blinked once not able to process it. Ino was in front of his tv. His tv.

"Ino, please move." He asked his voice even.

She just smiled ever so innocently. "Nope."

He asked again only with slightly more malice, "Ino, please move."

She grinned wider. "Negative."

Now Naruto is most certainly not known for his patience. But he was trying really really hard this time.

"Ino."

"Naruto."

"Please."

"Can't."

"…"

"…"

"…"

Naruto lunged at her with blind rage and went to make a grab for her wrist until suddenly he was upside down and wondering how the hell he got there. He started thrashing around yelling and cursing unintelligibly.

Five minutes earlier

All I have to do is wait until his attention is completely focused on the movie…. To which it was not a minute later. She slid slowly off his arm to which he didn't show any signs of noticing. Once she was free she began laying her trap. She reached into her right hip pack where she kept her ninja wire spooled up. She made a slip knot and left it in a big enough circle to grab one of his feet once he leaped up. Then tying the other end to a kunai and launched it at the ceiling. It hit with a barely audible thud and sank in just far enough due to the chakra she had imbued it with. With a last minute look to make sure everything was in place she commenced with her plan. When he finally leaped at her he stepped down in the very middle of her snare and his foot was pulled up and out from underneath of him. He hung with his head about level with hers and was shrieking like a five year old with a very repulsive vocabulary.

Step one take away the tv. Check. Step two take away the ramen. Check. Beginning step three…

Present Time

Naruto finally stopped writhing around and screaming realizing it was getting him nowhere. He frowned and crossed his arms pouting like, yet again, a five year old. His eyes were electric blue with annoyance.

"What, why, and what the hell?!", he demanded.

"I was bored." She said airily. His jaw dropped, well raised, in shock.

"All this because you were bored?"

With a flip of her ponytail she replied with a simple, "Yessir." This only served to make him grumble to himself before asking, "So you become a prankster when you are bored?"

"Yup," she answered happily. An evil smile was all she got in return and a cold shiver ran down her back. Something tells me I'm about to get so much more than I bargained for… He continued to grin evilly with his next two words.

"Sexy Jutsu…" and there was a puff of smoke. There was a puff of smoke, and her vision was blocked completely. I have a terrible feeling about this.

"Reverse Harem Version." Ino couldn't believe her eyes. She had heard Sakura tell of this awful Jutsu, but she didn't understand just how awful it was until now. The smoke had subsided just enough to cover the private areas of five absolutely naked guys with blonde spiky hair.. Wait is it all Narutos? They were all toned and ripped posing seductively and a couple were blowing kisses at her. Apparently her snare trap had been turned into a stripper pole with what she assumed was the real one spinning slowly around it defying the laws of physics. She couldn't take it anymore. Initially she had a little trickle of blood but the longer this went on the more it flowed. The last straw is when the one spinning around the pole slid down to the floor and posed with his head resting on his right elbow and his left knee up in the air.

"Whats the matter Ino-Hime? Don't you just love our alone time?" He purred seductively and finished with a wink. Ino promptly flew backwards due to the force of the nosebleed and promptly passed out with a dreamy smile on her face.

Meanwhile

Naruto canceled the Jutsu because he couldn't contain his laughter any longer once she flew backwards. He rolled around on the floor for several more minutes, anime tears pouring out of his eyes. Once he could get a grip on himself he got up to check on her. She was still lying spread eagle on her back. He walked over to her to see her mumbling to herself and still smiling. Did I break her? Oh god! Did I go too far? What if she doesn't wake up?

He was brought out of his momentary panic to her stirring a little and rolling over, "Oh Naru-kun…" She giggled before going silent again. She's fine. Little Drama queen. He thought to himself with a roll of his eyes. Gathering the slumbering beauty in his arms he brought her to the bed and covered her up. Wiping the blood off her face and the floor once she was all cuddled up in the blanket. Then he went back to his movie.

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Kiba was trying to steady his heart beat. As soon as Naruto suplexed the older woman he felt the temperature of the air get colder. Being in a family of all women he knew he needed to vacate the scene immediately. He felt bad for leaving his teammates to their doom but even he knew the worlds oldest law. Survival of the fittest. And by gods he was not going to die today.

So here he was nearly five miles from the site of the impending massacre, sitting in a bush with Akamaru. Everything was silent. He looked at his best friend and grinned, "I think we are free and clear buddy," he whispered.

"Oh do you? Because I think not."

Kiba and Akamaru both froze. Slowly they turned around to find their worst fears confirmed. There stood Yugito grinning maniacally not unlike Anko. She looked the Inuzuka dead in the eyes, "You are one of the mutts of konoha yes? You are going to lead me to that disgrace. Am I clear?" She finished sweetly.

Kiba cleared his throat and started to argue,"Uh.. I don't think that-" He was cut off by the sound of her claws being brought out.

"I think we can definitely do that right Akamaru?" He clarified quickly. He got a quick bark in response.

She smiled triumphantly and put her claws away. "After you," as she gestured for him to lead. With a quick salute from Kiba, Akamaru put his nose to the ground and pointed south with his left paw. And off they went. I'm sorry buddy I had no choice… Kiba thought to himself.

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Meanwhile if you were to be walking past the training grounds, you can hear a low groaning sound. If you were to investigate it you would find one jinchuuriki of the eight tails slowly dragging himself across the training grounds. Mumbling something about "I tried Nar-u-to, but now its time for eight-o to go…" It would probably be best to just let the jinchuuriki themselves handle this, you would decide and continue on your merry way.

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Yugito was getting very impatient.

"Come on dog boy I thought konoha specialized in trackers."

To which created a tic mark on Kiba's forehead.

"Listen woman, I have had about enough of your shit!" He whirled around and stopped therefore making Akamaru stop in his tracking. This guy is seriously pissing me off. Yugito simply replied with the extending of her claws. That just pissed him off more it would seem.

"You know what? Go ahead! I have had it with you talking shit about Akamaru! I will have you know that he is the best fucking tracker the village has ever seen! So if you got something to say come say it!" As he was yelling his feral side started coming out. His hair started to get shaggier and his fangs elongated. His iris' changed to slits and the marks on his face grew longer and sharper. Oh this one gives a shit about something besides himself? Interesting…

She casually flipped her ponytail braid off her shoulder behind her and smiled. "If thats what you want then, okay you got it." She replied with a tinge of excitement. She may be pissed that she isn't getting her way like she normally does with threats, but at the same time she kind of liked it.

"Bring it cat lady!", He exclaimed. With that she lunged at the Inuzuka fangs and claws bared. He met her half way with surprising speed. Surprised but still a seasoned Kunoichi she spun in mid air and brought her right foot around in a spinning heel kick aimed at his neck. To her utter shock he caught it with one hand and without missing a beat flipped backwards cracking his right foot underneath her jaw as he did so. Kiba landed in a crouch on all fours growling as she back flipped recovering from the kick.

He is not useless either I see. This is going to be fun! Yugito thought to herself, slowly forgetting about her anger at Naruto. They exploded forward at the same time this time staying on the ground. This time kiba was the first one to strike, making an attempt to uppercut her with his right fist. Yugito side stepped that bringing her elbow to meet his ribs. Kiba rolled with the impact and came springing right back slashing at her with his left hand. Yugito barely dodged it but didn't dodge the spinning backfist he brought across her face knocking her on her back.

KIba made to take advantage of this and jump on her but she simply rolled backwards and sprung off her hands landing both her feet in his chest. They separated for a moment studying each other carefully. Oh he is good… His taijutsu might be better than Uzumaki's. Time to kick it up a notch. She began channeling some of the Nibi's chakra, making her features become more cat like and her claws longer. Kiba noticed this and reached in his pack to grab a.. Pill? Slipping it into his mouth nothing happened at first but then his body started to change. Claws become sharper and a little longer, and his face became more canine. His fangs grew to the size of a full grown wolf's. He also went to all fours his hair growing much longer and making him look feral. His red marks now extended from the bottom of his eyes all the way down to his jaw. He started growling wildly at her.

"You aren't the only one who can change," He said much more gruffly than before. He disappeared suddenly and the whole game changed drastically. Her instincts kicked in as she narrowly avoid a slash at her face from the right countering with her own, but she was just swinging at air. Her instincts screamed at her to move and she dove forward just in time to avoid a punch that cracked the ground where she was just standing. He is dangerous.

She exploded towards him and made to slash at his face changing her attack last second, dropping down on one hand driving her heel straight up into his jaw. Kiba went somersaulting backwards and landed on a tree. Using it as a spring board he jumped back towards her the tree being reduced to splinters as he did so. She waited for him and when he got close enough she lashed out a roundhouse kick. Right before it hit however he changed his flight and used her leg as a spring board. Next thing she knew she had a knee in her face with a spray of blood.

She started to fly backwards until she felt him grab her foot. For a moment she was just floating in mid air until she was yanked back towards him with his fist pulled back ready to end this fight. That was it, she had no choice. Right as she reached him her whole bod exploded in blue flames. It was only her one tail cloak, but it did the trick. It burned his hand making him drop her foot. Which was his first mistake, she used that foot to kick him across his face using her hands as a spring second mistake was not rolling with it, apparently still adjusting to the fact that she was much faster now. With both her feet on the ground now as he went stumbling away she leaped at him with her fist pulled back ready to beat him down, only for him to duck at the last minute on his back. He through his feet up into her gut as she flew over top of him throwing her back first into the tree behind him.

As she slowly recovered and stood he wiped the blood coming from his mouth with the back of his hand. "You might be fast but I have been sparring with naruto, when he's serious nobody is faster in this world." He finished, panting. She gave him a look of disbelief, "You didn't even see me coming that time how did you counter?"

He smiled and said, "I don't have to see you, I heard the shift of your feet off the ground and smelled you coming closer. My senses are heightened beyond human by far. That is the only reason I am even keeping up with you. You are fast I will give you that, and your hand to hand is better than Naruto's. But in raw speed that guy is unreal." She nodded in understanding.

"I give you respect where it is due, Inuzuka. However you still won't be winning this, even if you did push me to use my last trump card." With that said she and the area around her burst into blue flames that blinded him momentarily. When he could finally see again, he was looking at the gigantic form of the tailed beast, Matabi. He just smirked which didn't seem right to her. What's up his sleeve…

"You aren't the only one that has a trump card." Looking at Akamaru he whistled and when they were close he formed a certain blonde jinchuuriki's trade mark hand seal.

"Shadow clone jutsu! Man Beast Combination Transformation!" There was a puff of smoke and kiba had a shadow clone beside him. They both jumped on Akamaru's back. There was a much bigger poof of smoke this time and what sounded like a wolf howled. When the smoke cleared Matabi/Yugito widened her eyes in surprise.

"Three-headed wolf!" Kiba yelled. True to what he said, it was a wolf that was the size of a tailed beast with three heads. Sweat dropping a little, so it has three heads? What's the point of that? She thought to herself. That disappeared very quickly when the wolf jumped in the air and started spinning like a tornado.

"Fang Passing Fang!" with that the tornado darted towards her spinning at incredibly fast speeds. Yugito/matabi tried to move but couldn't get out of the way in time. They were smashed into from the left side and sent spinning away across the landscape but landed on their feet.

"Mouse hairball!" She exclaimed and fired off a hair ball in the shape of a mouse only on fire. When it got close to the wolf it spit into many different projectiles still covered in flames and homing in on them.

"Shit," was all that was said by Kiba, as the area around them exploded. They came shooting out of the smoke looking worse for wear sporting several burn marks. Growling they lunged at the flaming cat who waited for just the right moment and pounced on them tackling the wolf to the was poof of smoke and the sound of flames died down. Once the dust cleared Yugito was straddling Kiba with one of her claws at his throat. She smiled,"Looks like I win dog breath."

"I don't think so hairball," he smiled. It was only then that she noticed the kunai positioned right at her gut. She grumbled to herself not able to believe this. A draw? I can't believe this! She retracted her claw and he pulled away his kunai. He was still grinning until his face changed suddenly. The smile disappeared and he cleared his throat quietly. "Um can you get up?"

She looked at him in confusion until she realized what he meant. She was still straddling him and could feel… something started to press against her. He started blushing furiously. She began laughing and got off of him. "An inuzuka that's embarrassed by a little awkward positioning! Thats fantastic!" She was still laughing when she held out a hand to help him up.

He grumbled to himself, but took her hand and got up.

"Shut up."

A/N

I know its been awhile. Like two years or so but a lot has happened. I lost my laptop when I was still in high school and then I went away for military training for 7 months. So I hadn't been into fan fiction much but I started getting back into it and got the urge to keep writing. So I'm sorry for the long wait but I'm here to stay this time and finish this story. Also please no bashing on the parings I'm just making this up as I go. Im sure there will be plenty more unique situations that happen.