Chapter 2: So You Think You Can Think?
Note: I totally understand if the popularity has gone down due to my absence...but no matter! I'm back, and better than ever. And yes, I know the last chapter was rushed, but that was only because I was on a schedule, so I had to rush or else it wouldn't have been published until the next time my mitts got on a keyboard. But I hope you guys enjoy this one. Its an even longer chapter, just the way you guys want it! He he he...(protects body)
LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA: The contestants had entered a simulation as the beloved video game world as queens, princesses, robots, hedgehogs, swordsmen and swords women, plumbers, and ninjas! But, in the end, after her off camera screw up, Cleo was the first to go. Now with the challenge out of the way, the 13 who had stayed will now go through a struggling torture...education! (HAHAHA...comedy…) Who will stay? Who will go? Find out on Total...Drama...Island!
(theme song plays)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see
I want to be famous
I want to live close to the sun
Well, pack your bags cause I've already won.
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day
Cause I want to be famous
Nanana'nanaana nana nana
I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous
I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous
(Kanines Cabin (Boys))
Cooper had woke up with a joyous stretch and a yawn. He had gotten out of the top bunk, landing on the wooden ground with a somewhat large THUMP!, startling Isaac out of his sleep as he fell off his bed in his Adventure Time pajamas.{1}
"What the heck was that?!" Isaac said, still in a state of shock.
"I just...got off my bunk..." said Cooper. "I apologize if I had scared you." He said sincerely.
"Its alright..." Isaac said, pulling a splinter that had got stuck in his arm when he had got startled. "OW!" he yelped, making some of the girls even hear it.
(Kanines Cabin (Girls))
Lilly and Dylans attention was towards the window, looking at the boys cabin. They were convinced that they had heard a yelp or a scream.
"What do you suppose that was?" Lilly asked, scratching her chin lightly with her finger as she thought.
Dylan shrugged. "I dunno. Maybe we can find out while the challenge is going on?" She suggested.
Both nodded at each other before Emily came in the room.
"What are you guys looking out the window for?" She said in a plain tone.
Both had looked at each other, then looked at Emily. "It was a bear that ran across the grass." Dylan lied.
"...Okay..." Emily said, somewhat confused
(Vipers Cabin (Boys)
Trace had not slept for the entire night. He had finally managed to close his eyes before he heard the door open. He lifted his head to see that it was James, just finishing a walk through the brisk morning Wawanakwa air...is that good or bad?
"Hello, guys!" James said with joy. "Whats new?"
"Im trying to go to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep." Trace said, drowsily.
Layne had just woke up and he already had his phone in his hand, watching anime as the others continued to wake up.
"Do you ever stop playing electronics, Layne?" Thomas asked, slightly peeved at his camp mates obsession with hand held and standard technology.
Layne unnoticeably nodded, but clearly shrugged, not looking away from his phone as Markus had woke up, emitting a subtle yawn.
Confessional Start (Thomas)
"I'm all for making a friend with Layne." Thomas said, straightening his hair. "But in order for that to happen, he needs to be cooperative with the team, answering questions, doing the challenges, physical or non!" He sighed. "Gosh, I'm sounding like Mom."
Confessional End (Thomas)
(Vipers Cabin(Girls))
Scarlett had just woken up. "Come on, Cleo. We gotta get up-...oh yeah..." She was still a bit upset about the fact that Cleo had left. But after all, she did self destruct with her character about a minute in. Whatever her characters name was. But nevertheless, she had to get up and get ready for today's challenge. She was hoping her team would win. She already saw Trace drowsy as hell, so it might be difficult…
Suddenly a voice was heard. A very despised voice.
"CAMPERS! Get your bodies down here in 30 minutes or its a double elimination challenge!
That seemed to be enough for the campers to get their asses down there!
(At Challenge Site)
All of the campers had gotten down there, but only to find some podiums containing red buttons in the dead center of them.
"I nearly...burst a lung...for some effing wooden podiums?!" Amanda steamed, going for a lunge at Chris, but had to be stopped by Cooper, Emily, Isaac, Jacqueline, Lilly and Dylan. So basically the whole team. She was STRONG when angry.
"Yep!" Chris said, unfazed by Amanda's reaction and her icy, murderous glare after she settled down.
"The challenge today is gonna be a simple concept. Trivia!" He said, enjoying the campers groans due to the idea. "Every round I will ask the campers a question. You will have three choices on a piece of paper and ten seconds to answer. Whoever gets the question right will advance to Round 2. Whoever gets it wrong is out of the challenge, giving your team one less member in the challenge. Most people on a team to make it through a total of 5 rounds wins!"
Everyone, save Trace, went up to the podiums.
"Whats up with the short one?" Chris asked, pointing to a slumbering Trace.
"He got no sleep." Simply explained James.
"Well...that's his own fault!" Chris said, giving off a chuckle. He then woke up Trace, afterward saying. "Listen, kid. If you don't get up there you're getting eliminated. Got it?" He said, expressing a slight peeved feeling.
Trace nodded, uncaring, then trudged up to the podium, literally using his fingers to keep his eyes from falling.
"Round 1!" Started off Chris. "What is the fastest animal in history?"
"Are the questions just gonna be completely random, differing in various subjects as the challenge continues?" Asked Scarlett, obviously wanting an answer.
"Yes, they will, Scarlett. Yes they will. Now you got 10 seconds. I'd start answering if I were you!" Chris said.
All of the campers were face with 3 animals on the piece of paper. There being the Cheetah, the Peregrine Falcon, or the Black Marlin.
All the campers had jotted down their answers, but one not knowing what they got. (You'll find out later.)
"3...2...1...Time! Lets see the answers that you guys put down, huh? Starting with Emily. What did you put down?"
Now, Emily was smart. REALLY smart. She had once put down an equation that divided by zero.{2}
Being the brainy, if not the brainiest one on the island, had put down the Peregrine Falcon.
"Good pick. All answers will be said if right or wrong and the ending of the round."
(Answers:)
Emily-Falcon
Amanda-Falcon
Jacqueline-Falcon
Isaac-Falcon
Cooper-Marlin
Lilly-Cheetah
Dylan-Cheetah
Markus- Cheetah
Layne- Falcon
Scarlett- Marlin
James-Falcon
Thomas-Cheetah
Trace-Falcon
"After I have tallied up the answers, the people who advance to Round 2 are Emily, Jackie, Feather, Amanda, Layne, James, and Trace because the correct answer is the Peregrine Falcon! The people who got the answer wrong, sit on the bench on the side over there for the remaining rounds." Chris explained.
The wrong campers had taken their seats on the bench.
"Round 2! What was the cause of the video game industry CRASH back in 1983?" Chris asked, thinking this would be as easy as baking a Hot Pocket.{3}
The choices were E.T Atari, Pac Man 2600, and Club Drive.
The campers had put down their answers, half of them wondering 'WHAT IS THIS ANSWER?!'
"And time is up! Like last time, the answers will be clear at the ending.."
Trace had babbled incoherently, some assuming it was meant as a response to Chris.
(Answers:)
Emily-ET Atari
Jackie- Pac Man
Feather-Club Drive
Amanda- ET Atari
Layne- ET Atari
James- Pac Man 2600
Trace-ET Atari
"Alright...the 4 who got this correct were Emily, Amanda, Layne, and Trace!" He mumbled "Oddly enough..." under his breath, surprised that Trace has made it this far. "Because the correct answer was ET Atari!" He shuddered. Chris had played it in childhood, and it was more awful than anyone could have imagined.{4} "May the ones who got it wrong go to the bench, please?" Chris asked, faking nicety.
The campers who were wrong went to the bench.
"Round 3! Congrats to the 4 who made it this far!" He chuckled. "The question is...what is the highest grossing film ever?" He asked, with a small smirk being sported.
The choices were Titanic, Avatar, and Frozen.
All were thinking deep. All of these were high grossing films. So it truly is a question to think about...they all jotted down their answers. Trace put it with a pencil in his mouth. He needed his arms as cushions for his face.
"3...2...1...time. I will say the answers right now." He said as he gathered up the papers. "Amanda chose...Frozen. Emily chose...Titanic. Layne chose...Titanic. And Trace chose….Avatar! Which is the correct answer! The Venomous Vipers win the trivia challenge!" Chris exclaimed.
The Vipers were cheering as if they had just won the lottery.{5} As for the Kanines...they were mostly groaning.
"Meet me around the campfire site within 3 hours or else its a double elimination tonight!"
More groans.
(Confessional Start(Amanda))
"Pf...of course I knew what the right answer was. Its Avatar...duh. But I wasn't doing that. You can't trust anyone. So I had to throw the challenge in order to get one out easy. They're probably gonna vote for me or that commander girl, but that's unlikely...i need to think….! I know!" laughs evilly "Hahaha...i love doing that."
(End Confessional(Amanda)
(Kanines Cabin (Boys))
Cooper and Isaac had been sitting on their beds, covering their faces. They were worried that one of them might get the boot.
"I don't wanna go..." Cooper said. "I wanna stay here and make friends...and have a good time! Now that might get ruined tonight. You feel the same?" He had peeked over at Isaac, who had his face stuck in his pillow.
"Um...Isaac? You okay?" He said as he got up and slowly walked towards his bunk. "Dude. Please answer me..." He said, a bit worried.
Isaac had finally raised his head, only to reveal a red face and a tear stain on his pillow. "I cant go back there...not now. Not ever. I can't..." He said, trailing off into a horrifying train of thought.
Cooper was bewildered. "You wanna talk about it…? You look like you've been keeping this from your friends and family." He asked, in honesty and in a confused state.
Feather could do nothing but just lunge hug Cooper, tears staining his Oregon Trail T-Shirt. "You're the first person I consider my family..." Isaac managed to mutter out. Cooper had been shocked by Feathers reaction, but was okay with it. What are friends for if you can't help them right? He had then noticed a scar on Isaac's arm as his jacket was rolled up. "Hey...whats that from?" He asked as he took his arm and made a closer inspection.
"I don't know if you would want to do that..." Isaac squeaked. "She's watching...She is ALWAYS watching..." He said, afraid.
Cooper raised an eye, lifting his attention off of the scar. "Who is She?"
Feather hissed. "She..."
Cooper then realized the reasons why he had these scars...and cuts...and burn marks. His eyes went wide as dinner plates. He then thought it was his turn to hug Isaac, but it didn't look like he was in the mood. It was best to just leave it be, he thought.
(Kanines Cabin(Girls)
Jacqueline, Amanda, Lilly, Emily, and Dylan were all sitting on their beds, sighing before striking up a conversation.
"I really hope I don't leave tonight..." Dylan said.
"Im pretty sure we're all hoping that tonight..." Amanda said, faking a pout.
"I feel like we should get ready for the campfire ceremony though..." Jacqueline explained. "Its in a few minutes-"
"CAMPERS! REPORT TO THE CAMPFIRE CEREMONY FOR THE ELIMINATION PROCESS!" Said Chris's voice, which had boomed around the island like a cannon.
"Or its starting right now..." Lilly said with a chuckle, amused by Jacqueline's expression right at the moment, which she had looked somewhat peeved at the sudden announcement Chris had made. "Lets get going, people..." Jacqueline said, walking out the door.
(Campfire Ceremony)
There sat the team of the Kanines. All had worried expressions on their faces as they saw the host at the wooden tree stump, holding a plate full of 6 marshmallows.
"Hello, campers. Tonight I have a plate of 6 delicious, white, fluffy marshmallows...but I have 7 of you. So that means, whoever doesn't get this sweet treat tonight is out of the competition! And will ride...the Boat of Loser dom out of here and to a place you wish you were at before this!" He laughed until a tear came out of his eye. "Oh...that's good right there..." He said, still chuckling.
"It wasn't that funny, Chris..." Lilly mumbled.
He immediately went back to his normal face and normal pose. "Right. Anyways...the first one safe tonight is...Lilly!" He said as he threw a marshmallow at her.
"Yay!" Lilly exclaimed with joy as she caught her treat for the night.
"Next is...Cooper!" He threw the marshmallow at Cooper, as he managed to do a fist pump before he caught his marshmallow.
"Also...Emily, Jacqueline, and Isaac!"
All three had sighed with relief as they had caught their snack. The 5 were one step closer to winning now.
"Amanda...Dylan...one of you will be leaving TDI tonight...Dylan. You're on the chopping block for CLOSING YOUR EYES when answering your question in todays challenge! And Amanda, you're on the chopping block for being...a meanie…?" He had an eyebrow raised. "Who wrote this…? Anyways...the one..that is going home is..."
He had entered a state of silence, which left Amanda calmly sitting down. And Dylan?...Well…..not so much.
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.Dylan. Sorry, but you're out."
Dylan had stood up without a fuss, and had walked towards the Dock of Shame, where the Boat of Loser dom had awaited.
"I see someones not too big on talking right now..." Chris muttered. "Lets get to the Dock of Shame, eh?"
(Dock of Shame)
"Dylan." Chris had started. "You were nice. You played by the rules. You were possibly one of the fairest competitors in the entire Total Drama series. Hell, if ya kept your eyes open, you probably would be staying here. But nevertheless," He started in a whisper in Dylan's ear. "You're off to a place where you wish you were years ago." He had started back up in a normal tone. "Anything you wanna say to your former teammates before you go?" Chris asked her.
Dylan had shook her head.
"Alright. Chef! She's ready." Chris said.
And with that being said, the boat had driven off into the light under the moon. Chris had then turned to the camera after the boat was no longer visible on camera.
"Well, then! The trivia was not as stressful as I thought it would be...but it would of if Chef didn't make it a multiple choice trivia...But, we can do nothing about the past as we look on into the future of the Total Drama challenges and endurance's. Who will win next? Who will lose next? What will the next moronic, torturous challenge be which has been thought up by the non exsistent brain of Chris himself-wait a second…, what?! Grr! I told Chef to stop doing this!" He then kicked the Wawanakwa sign, only to stub his toe. "OwOwOwOwOw! Erm...Gosh, that hurts. Find out what happens next on the next episode of Total... Drama... Island!" He then yells as the camera slowly fades to black. "When Chef gets back, I'm gonna consider firing him!"
Ey...guys! This is the official Chapter 2 of Total Drama O.C! The numbers in the {} things are either used for comedic purposes or to explain something. Mostly the comedic purposes. Lets get started.
(1)-I'm an Adventure Time fan, so why can't Isaac be one either, right? Righty right right? Right.
{2} Dividing by zero is without a doubt impossible in reality. But not in your imagination!
{3} Making that number just made me hungry for Hot Pockets. Just thought I'd...put it out there
{4} ET Atari is truly awful. The graphics, the game play, just...everything is horrid.
{5} Come on. You would be happy as hell if you won the lottery! Who wouldn't be? If you aren't happy if you win the lottery...well then, you're weird. That's right, I'm looking at you guys. Through my computer. 2Spooky4me.
Well, that's all for now. Here's the writer of 5 different stories, (half that I'll probably never get around to until this is done…) signing off.
See y'all later!
-Inky Zzarzz
Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Island or any of the o.c's used in this story, save my own. Nor the challenges. However, if I hypothetically had been owning Total Drama, I would be pretty damn rich.
2nd Note: It's in my description, but let me just reiterate it again. "If your o.c gets voted off in here, please don't stop reading." That's just somewhat rude and I don't think you should quit reading cuz' your o.c/ favorite character gets voted off. It might get good after wards.
Now I'm signing off. Goodbye, viewers and penguins.
-The real sign-off, Inky Zzarzz
