Chapter 10: Merry Quizmas and a Sappy New Year
"LAST TIME OF TOTAL DRAMA: We were able to see all, and, oh yes, I mean ALLLLL the losers once again! And boy, was it cool. Well, most parts...but they all gave their thoughts, and in the end, they all got to pick one person who they wanted to come over to Casa Del Losers. Jacqueline would leave the Final Five after-wards. With four left in the competition, the show becomes more tense. Who will leave in the holiday themed episode? Find out on Total...Drama...Island!"
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-Confessional: Ashura-
"Four people left? Damn, this competition flew by! I plan to surpass the others like I always do, and get the big bucks in the process. Sometimes I even surprise myself." Ashura said as he then went back to being serious.
-Confessional End-
-Confessional: Isaac-
"Merry Christmas, everyone." Isaac said with a smile. "It feels great being this ahead in the competition. Hopefully I can make it to the finale. That would be pretty freaking cool. Although Mom would probably take all of my money...Hm...I'll still be happy. I'm going to be on game, 100% now.
-Confessional End-
-Confessional: Amanda-
"I actually lasted another day. Everyday I get more and more doubtful that I'm gonna be able to do this. It's not fun. I didn't even wanna join this show. But, for family, that always comes first. You always do whatever it takes. No matter what."
-Confessional End-
-Confessional: James-
"Finally! An elimination where I wasn't in danger of losing my cool! I've been having a harder time doing that more and more as the show progresses. It sucks. But, hey, its just the joys of being James Thompson."
-Confessional End-
As James walked out of the confessional, Chris voice went over the island.
"HO HO HO, campers! Report to the talent show location. First one here gets a cookie!"
All four, inspired by the cookie comment, ran down to the scene.
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James got there first, followed by Isaac, then Amanda, then Ashura.
"Why am I always being last place now?" Ashura asked himself aloud.
"It was a race between four people, dude. I don't think it matters." Isaac said as he rolled his eyes.
As Ashura growled, Chris appeared as an average sized, chubby adult with a Santa Hat and beard.
"Um...where's Chris?" James asked, dumbfounded.
"It is Chris. Just in costume." Amanda explained.
"Blonde moment." Ashura chuckled.
"Hello! My name is Chris Kringle!" He started. "Anyways, today, in the heart of Christmas spirit, we will..." Chris Kringle said.
"Yeah…?" Isaac asked.
"Do a quiz!" Chris said with a laugh.
"What does this have to do with Christmas?!" James asked angrily.
"He's just being Chris. He doesn't even know what he's talking about," Ashura said, as he walked up to the stage.
Isaac, Amanda, and James followed up as well.
"The basis of the quiz is that the questions could be anything, and about anyone. Secrets, fears, or just questions about the elimination order."
"Sounds simple enough..." Isaac mumbled.
"You answer questions, obviously. You get one wrong, you're out. Last one standing wins invincibility. Got it?" Chris asked the remaining four.
"Yup!" They all said.
"Question 1." Chris Kringle asked. "What camper has Caulrophobia, or a fear of clowns?"
After a deep silence, Amanda rang the buzzer. "James." She said sincerely.
"Correct! How did you know?" Chris asked.
-FLASHBACK-
"Hey, James! Can I ask you something?" Amanda said walking up to him.
"Sure thing! What's up?" He said, turning towards her.
"What do you think of this clown picture?" She said as she picked up a drawing and showed it to him. "Drew it myself."
What would be heard next is a pitch heard so high and so shrill that your dog would cover its ears.
-END OF FLASHBACK-
"Alright..." Chris said, as Amanda got a point.
"Question 2! Who was the first one eliminated?"
Isaac rang the button. "Cleopatra! Or 'Cleo'."
"Correct!" Chris said as Isaac went tied for 1st.
"Question 3! Who hates pie?"
"What kind of a fucking question is that?" Ashura asked, confused.
"Answer the question, one of you. 10 seconds otherwise I pick who's out this question."
"Um...Markus?" James asked off the top of his head.
"Wrong. The correct answer is: Me. I hate pie." Chris said before laughing.
"Bite me." James muttered under his breath, along with a few swear words.
"Three left, with James being out. Question 4!" Chris yelled. "Which 2 campers have a love for video games?"
Ashura rang the buzzer. "Feather and Layne." He answered almost instantly.
"Correct!" Chris said. "Point goes to Ashura. Question 5!" Chris said as he pulled out a little card. "Which camper was voted off in the singing competition?"
"Trace!" James yelled out.
"Correct! James gets the point. "Question 6!" He pulled out a card. "Who has an unquenchable thirst for blood..." His face grew more shocked as he read the card. "And will stop at nothing to get what he desires, even if it means having to rip their heart out and feed it to wolves...?"
All the campers had shocked faces on them, except for one in particular, who was smirking.
Ashura tapped the buzzer. "That would be me." He answered as if nothing had been said
Isaac, Amanda, and James all turned to him with eyebrows raised.
-Confessional: Isaac-
"This guy is the devils offspring! And that's probably a possibility, because nobody is that fucking satanic, and gets away with it! He needs to get out of here before the finale. Otherwise, the money in hands like those, could be hell on Earth.
-Confessional End-
-Confessional: Ashura-
"Yes, I am THAT sadistic." He said with a smirk.
-Confessional End-
"Question 7!" Chris said with a still uneasy look on his face. "Who would always give up easily and hated work, but has a nice and easygoing personality?"
The campers went stumped. Until Amanda took a swing. And missed.
"Cooper?" Amanda asked, closed eyes being hopeful.
"That's the wrong answer. The correct answer is Markus. The laziest competitor in Total Drama history, possibly."
"Dammit..." Amanda said as she walked over to James and sat down.
-Confessional: Amanda-
"Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck."
-Confessional End-
"Final 2 in the challenge on Question 8! Who will always hate spiders?" Chris asked.
Isaac answered immediately. "Lilly and Layne."
"Correct! A point for Isaac as we advance to Question 9. Which is...which camper was voted off in Phobia challenge?
Isaac and Ashura both looked stumped. Ashura had fuzzy memories of the first day, while it wasn't the most memorable challenge for Isaac.
Isaac took a step to get it right. "Scarlett?"
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Wrong. The correct answer answer was Emily! Ho ho ho, Isaac is out thus making Ashura the winner of today's challenge!"
"As if there were any doubt." Ashura said with a smirk.
"Your final question face said otherwise." James said with a kawaii face. ( :3 ) If we were there to see it, it probably would have gotten five times more cooler.
"Listen here, dude. You don't wanna mess with me." Ashura said with his finger in front of James's face.
James's eye began to twitch. He bit at his finger. He didn't shove it aside. He tried to fucking BITE it.
"Sheesh, dude, are you mental?" Ashura said as he pulled his hand back.
James had nearly lost his temper and was about to go Chuck Norris on cocaine, until Chris Kringle cut in on the fight.
"Ashura is safe tonight! While the rest of you, get your head out yer asses and get to elimination in 3 hours. Bye now, ho ho ho!" He said as he walked off with a smirk on his arrogant, smug, shit-eating little face.
"How about that elimination then?" Amanda asked meekly.
-Confessional: Amanda-
"This is my shot at getting into the Final 3! but this ceremony is the bane of reality TV existence! Gotta do my best in order to get to that position. Lets just make it past and see what happens.
-Confessional End-
-Confessional: Isaac-
"SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKSHITFUCKFUCKSHIT I HATE THIS."
-Confessional End-
-Confessional: James-
"I came this close to biting that little shit-fucking cock-blowing fingers off. I'll do it with no second though, believe me. That little bastards pushed my buttons too much, but he just GRAZED self-destruct. Watch your aim, fucker."
-Confessional End-
-AT TEH CEREEMONAY-
"3 campers...2 marshmallows...its pretty clear that one of you will be leaving tonight with 4th place under their belt.
The 3 campers stared at each other with all the same thought. "May the best one win...but get that marshmallow first."
"But one that is definitely getting through the Final 4 is Amanda! You're in the Final 3!"
Amanda screamed with joy as she savored the marshmallow with each chew.
"Isaac...James...one of you will be leaving...and that one person is…..
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.Isaac. James, you are in the Final 3." He said as he threw the sweet treat to James.
Isaac stood up with a half sad-half fearful look on his face. As he got up, he sighed and went to the Dock.
James looked at the boy and started to walk after him.
-AT TEH DOOK OF SHAM- (Yes I know how to spell. Just feeling derpy. :P )
As Isaac was boarding the ship, James walked up to him, making this the second time he's done so.
As Isaac let out a sigh, he finally looked at the boy. "What is it, James?" He asked uncaring.
"Hey…when this thing is over, come with me back home. Bring your stuff and come live with me." James asked with a smile.
"Why are you offering this?" Isaac asked with a hint of curiosity.
James took a sigh. "Okay, Isaac. You're being abused. I knew it. You knew it. We all knew it. Your Mom doesn't care for you. All she wants in the money and if you come back without it...well, she'll take you out of this world quicker then she brought you in. So when you get there, pack your stuff, and after this is over, you can come and stay with me."
"Are your parents nice?" Isaac asked with an eyebrow raised.
"Mmm...pretty nice as most other parents go. They only start hitting you when they are really, really, REALLY mad. Kinda just like me! But, just a word of advice...just don't get on the Thompsons' bad side, okay?"
"Got it. I'll pack my stuff when I get there. Thanks a ton for doing this for me, James." Isaac said as he gave James a hand-shake.
"No problem, bro." James said with a smile.
"Now go on and knock 'em dead, James." Isaac said as the boat started to drive off.
James let out a chuckle. "See ya when I win." He said as he walked back to the cabin, sporting a fake smile. on the real island in wait of another incredibly realistic shit-tastic day.
As the boat was out of sight, Chris turned around to give the outro more eagerly once more.
"Hows that for a happy ending, huh? Ashura, Amanda, and James are in the Final 3, not a lot of challenges left, and Isaac has got a new home! Happy endings galore! And...it makes me wanna vomit. BUT! The Final 3 are finally here, and as that happens, the plot thickens, the contest stiffens, and we run out of marshmallows! OH, THE HUMANITY! Anyways, who will lose tomorrow and be sent home, while the other two face off for bragging rights? Find out on the second to last enthralling episode of...Total..Drama...Island!
-and end-
CUE "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?"
Hey, guys, Its Inky here! Just wanna say a few things here.
1.) Isaac got voted off simply because nobody, and I mean, NOBODY likes biases unless its in their favor. In this case, its making Isaac, my own character, win TDOC, my own story. But I DID wanna make him last long, since he's my character and I feel like that I could done some stuff with him and the others while they interacted. So that's why I gave him 4th out of 16. Not bad, right? That's the reasoning. Don't like it? Get out. (jk)
2.) O MAH GAWD. TEH FEENAL TREEEEEEE. HOO DOO U TINK WEEL WIN DEES SEAZON OF TOTALL DREMA ILAND?
Seriously, who do you think will? Who do you think will win? I have a poll on Twitter so you guys can cast your votes to see on who will win the season! If you indeed DO have a Twitter, I am MrDeath122 or here's the link to the poll: /MrDeath122
But, that's it! Lemme know what you thought about the chapter in the comments. Cause this is Inky Zzarzz and we are two chapters away from the ending of TDOC! See y'all later, cause this is Inky Zzarzz signing off!
Bye!
-Inky Zzarzz
AND HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I planned to have this out around Christmas time, but unexpected delays. Sorry for the inconvenience. Still, I hope you guys enjoy the video regardless of my various timing issues.