Walking back into the office with a large smile on my face and a sullen look on Rimi's, the lady rose one eyebrow, oh damn the eyebrow move. Right back at her I rose one eyebrow except mine looked like I had a nervous twitch cause I was the odd one out, and could never raise one eyebrow single handily.
She smiled before giving us the creepy 'You shall feel my wrath, Human!' smile with that stinking eyebrow still in place and its really freaky and creeping me out!... Well played lady we shall see who shall raise the last eyebrow.
Rocking back and forth on my feet I waited her to say something, anything to break the awkward silence but no, that hag is still in the same place and position before we very sneakily left and gained the ALMIGHTY power of ninja.
"So..Are we going to get this over this?" Rimi asked quietly. I laughed and scratched the back of my head.
"Cause you know we got a really tight schedule and right now we are where food should be. Meeting ya is just a -really large, if you know what I mean- bonus" Rimi kicked my shin for that one. Glaring at her I cursed her for a thousand years of youthfulness, sunshine and rainbows, and even kick in a few bi-polar teddy bears.
Gaining a large vein on her forehead she banged her fists against the table. Breathing in and out, in and out, in and out..Hehehe dirty... No bad Chanell!'
She walked towards us like a scary womanlyish scarecrow waiting for a chance to kill us with the knife that it secretly hid from the farmers after it fell into the bubbling, live again liquid *shudders* ooh I got a chill.
She pointed to Rimi and said, "You go first and will fight against a Chunnin (spelling?), provided that you are at that level."
Although I may have looked calm and serene, in my head I was chuckling evilly and rubbing my hands together imagining Rimi get stuck with that shiny, green spandex guy, who shall freak anyone out from the power of magically dying and resurrecting that took even Jesus 3 days to master... *shudders* and that smile is more shiny and very happy creepy than the Joker on his brightest day.
"And you" she started pointing at me. "I want to test your skills in creating medicines, your healing power, herb identification and..." After a while I tuned her out and looked off to the side.
A pretty bird was flying towards us. A beautiful bird flapping its wings heading straight for the window, oblivious of the glass-oh... Poor, dead bird. You had a nice life, you shall resurrect again as a fish. A delicious fish who I'll eat for dinner...Mm yummy fish maybe instead you'll be resurrected as bread or-
*BAM*
I stopped my trail of thought and looked back again at the lady who broke the desk. Poor desk you done your duty, you shall be rewarded in wood heaven. "Are you listening!?"
"Hmm?" She breathed in again and guided Rimi and I to the training grounds where a man with round glasses stood. Rimi gulped and moved forward. "May the odds be ever in your favor" I said in my worst British impersonation voice.