Right well, Rimi's odds were in fact very favourable because she kicked that weird-stalker guy's ass! It was like watching late night wrestling all over again. The way she moved was awesome! It was like punch, dodge, criss-cross, runaway, jump, hide, throw random tree, destroy ground with a single punch, invincible to a single bullet, was able to leap a tall building, and well... you get it. Rimi obviously came out as the victor after Stalk-guy was slammed into many objects multiple times, which kind of hurt watching after a while.
Moving on, after Rimi's win, grandma took us to a large room that had lots of tables. Each table was set up in rows and had different types of herbs and a very dead fish, which hopefully I would be able to eat after my great success.
The grandma turned to me and said, "I want to start with the herb identification which is where you figure out what herb is used by sight. Not smell, not taste but sight, understand?" I nodded of course in response with holding my witty speech or I would graciously receive another kick in the shin where I am currently getting a bruise. Possibly a big one, so I'll care about it later.
Anyway, we went around from table to table, naming one herb after another, "Rosemary, peppermint, Coneflower, sage, etc." It got so boring I almost invented a new way to sleep walk. She kept talking and blah, blah, blah, nothing new just mumbo jumbo I already knew thanks to my helping healing powers the Wish God gave us. Oh Wish God, I bow my head in thanks and praise and hope you shall make a plate of dango appear in front of my eyes.
Nope, nothing, well it was nice knowing you. Eventually, she directed us to the dead fish and said, "This fish has been dead for several hours. If you're good, you'll be able to heal it." I walked over the fish which by the way, with a few added spices would be delicious and also cooked medium rare with barbeque sauce and ketchup off at the- oh dear me I almost forgot about the fish. I put my hands above the fish and I tried to direct my chakra into my hands. I mean it looks so easy in the anime, so therefore it should be easy to revive the damn fish with my chakra, right?
After pushing my hardest, where to the point I looked constipated, a green light appeared and started to flow throughout the fish which shall be named Bob because Bob is a cool name. So after a second or so Bob started to flop again, in need of water like all fish do... right...water.
"Water! Water! I need water lady! The fish is going to die again! The fishy can't do that! Bob needs to live! Live I tell you! LIVE!" I screamed picking up the fish by the tail and swinging that shit around, and around to the point of tripping and falling face first onto the floor. Ahh... we meet again my mortal enemy. You won this time but I shall get my revenge soon enough! Oh joy, I'm back to Shakespeare.
"Ha. Ha. Ha" I said to Rimi while she was laughing her hair out to New Jersey, wherever the distance from here is. Rimi stopped after dying a few times from massive cramp pains which she got from laughing in the first place. I looked at her and said "Whatever happened in the Hokage's Office stays in the building, comprende?" She looked at me then nodded as she burst out laughing again. Glaring at her I thought, 'Geez woman where do you keep all that air?'
I walked faster and went ahead causing me to somehow lose Rimi and become hungry and abandoned in middle of a market. That reminds me, I wonder how Bob is doing... is he well, living in the old lonely glass of water, never to be free? Bah! Its fine, problem solved! I should go fishing and catch some fish for my feast and some for Bob so he can have friends because Bob needs friends.