Hey guys! Or mina! Which is well, everyone in Japanese... anyway I'm going to try both Chanell's and Rimi's POV in the same Chapter *Le Gasp!* so enjoy it and I hope you have fun reading it!
I was running, running because I am scared. Yes, I confess I'm terrified but only because I can't find any river or ocean that will guide me back to a familiar place... or was that only useful in a forest? Any I was walking in the village just passing building after building and then all of a sudden I was on a hill with so many trees it puts the Amazon Forest to shame. Sobbing in despair, I sank to my knees. 'I'll never find her...and Bob shall not be happy...I'm a failure!' All of a sudden I shuddered. I turned around slowly to see 2 beady eyes peering at me. Freezing in shock, I realized that man was Shikamaru, the genius of the ninja generation. How do I greet him? Do I grovel, kiss his hand, hug him in shock, punch him for the scare, or hug him until he dies of air loss?
He looked down at me confused and asked "What's wrong?" I sniffled and said as I grabbed his shoulders and started shaking him "I lost my best friend and Bob will go suicidal! Poor Bob! I shall never see Rimi again!"
Not knowing how to deal with a sad woman, he patted me on the back as he gained his balance and said, "Things will turn your way eventually." I realized he was right. I pumped my fists in the air, forgetting about Shikamaru who was above me and screamed "Rimi! I will find you! And Bob you shall be happy! I will go through the art of fishing for you! Wait for me Bob!" I ran down the hill on lightning speed, pumped and ready to fish, forgetting about Shikamaru who was on the ground, rubbing his sore chin. "Troublesome woman."
'Where on earth is that woman?' I thought to myself as I walked through different alleyways in hope to find Chanell, but just like a magician, she disappeared into thin air. It wasn't the first time something like this happened, Chanell just has really bad sense of direction which is why I never trust her going alone, "exploring" as she called it or going even to the supermarket.
I sighed in lost hope because once Chanell is lost the only way to find her is by chance. I walked around for so long checking every market, restaurant, any store that had food but no luck. I eventually walked up a hill to hopefully clear my mind before starting my search again. As I walked closer I noticed there was a guy there, which I believe is Shikamaru, no...Wait...yup Shikamaru. I sat close to him and looked up at the clouds.
'Maybe they will help me find her somehow...' I thought to myself before looking down at Shikamaru who was...staring...at...me..."EHHHHHHH!" I screamed and jumped up landing in a fighting stance, fists up. Shikamaru sat up and rubbed his eyes and said, "Who are you and what are you doing here?"
I bowed and said "I'm Rimi. I'm here in hopes to clear my mind" He looked at me then closed his eyes again saying "Is it by chance, a girl who has medium brown hair in two braids and also has blond streaks in her hair?" I nodded even though he didn't see, "and does she also have dark brown eyes?" He opened his eyes and seeing my nod, he sits up and says "Yeah I saw her not too long ago screaming about finding you and going fishing for some person named Bob. I'll help you look" I slapped my forehead before nodding in thanks. That was just typical for Chanell.
"Yosh! Fishing Time!" I screamed as I reeled my rod back and threw it towards the far side of the lake. It snagged. "Eh?" I said as I turned around to see it stuck on a large pine tree.
*Sweatdrop*
I started to pull it, and pull it and pull it, and well you get the jest. One hard yank it broke free and boo for me, I lost my balance and fell in the lake. Coming back for air I spit out a fountain of water! It was so pretty, it made a rainbow!
I got back up and tried one more time. "Fishing Time!" I screamed again and whipped that rod so far it couldn't see it anywhere. Now all I have to do is wait! And wait...and wait...and.
*snore*
Shikamaru stopped in front of a river side and pointed towards a small figure in the background. "There she is." I squinted my eyes and saw Chanell with a rod in one hand and an empty bucket beside her head. I noticed the hook and line was on the ground on the other side of the river, which I doubt she has even noticed.
Running up to her, I looked down and well, kicked her.
"Kyah!"
Pain shot through my side, "Itai!" I opened my eyes slowly and saw Rimi's evil smiling face. I swatted her away with a hand and said "Five more minutes' mom..." before getting a large goose egg on my head. Rubbing the sleep from my eyes I sat up and drawled out "Haaiiiiii?"
Rimi started to shake and slowly raise her fist and said "You are disrespectful, can't feel pain my ass, you are a machinist and I for some reason feel like punching you again."
"Mom, you are very abusive today... You need some honey milk?" I said watching mom as she gained an evil aura that was plain scary. "Mom, you need to make me waffles, is mah birthday..."
*POW, POW, POW,POW*
"Ow! What the hell was that for!?Huh?!" I said as I turned around looking at my surroundings. "Where am I? Who am I? I am Chanell! Am I? Ah where am I? I am in a forest. Hmmm, I don't remember a forest around here, huh? Where is here? Where am I?"
Rimi then gave me a violent shake that almost broke my friggen neck, geez kill me why don't you. "Alright! Alright! I'm back!" I said as she slowed down. I looked at the bucket before crying and looking up at her. "Rimi, Bob has no friends!"
She gave me a droll stare before saying "Why didn't you just buy some fish from the store and revive them or something?"
...
"Oh right!" I said as I slammed my fist into my palm. "I could have done that!"
*Faceplant*
Wait for it... "Are you an idiot or something?!"
Crying into my hands I said, "No! How dare you! You meanie! You abuser! You sadist, you wonder maker! Your awful!"
Rimi crossed her arms and stared at me again.
"Gomen, I am not worthy, Holy Rimi of Mother of Holy of all things Holy, I am not worthy. Without your guidance and wisdom, I would be lost and possibly raped," I said as I bowed numerous times. She sighed then smirked and looked at me and said, "That's more like it!"
We both forget to look to the right where poor Shikamaru witnessed the whole ordeal from beginning to odd end. Sighing he turned away and walked the opposite direction of those two, shaking his head in the process, "Troublesome women."