After searching around for Shikamaru so we could thank him for reuniting us, we gave up and went to a sweet shop in the village. Sitting down after I bought a dozen chocolate pocky I started munching with Rimi who bought like ONE pocky pack... I mean who does that? Buy one pocky pack? Are they mentally retarded? Do they hope for the worst? Are they just born with negative influences where they believe they are not worthy of 6 or more packs of Pocky?

I heard whining and saw a little white dog that looked starved staring up at me with those adorable blue eyes. I took a pocky stick that had no chocolate (since of course dogs are unable to have any) and held it out to him.

The dog yipped, opened his mouth and bit down taking not only the stick but... my hand... with it...my hand...

"Oi! What the fuck!" I screamed as I waved my hand in every freakin direction, but the dog won't let go. So I did like every sane person would do if they were in this situation and started to run to every wall hitting the dog numerous times, creating large holes, but the dog won't friggen let go.

"You damn dog! Let go you little piece of shit!" I screamed as I jumped on the roofs punching them until some houses were completely destroyed. Feeling the bite loosen, with all my strength I swung my arm back and then straight into the air watching at the dog let go and blast away into the stars.

Noting the bite marks, I channelled chakra and healed my hand. I skipped back to Rimi watching as her face twisted giving me a look that mixed between 'You are a true idiot' and 'That did not just happen.'

Anyway after our little break we continued to tour around the village in hope for something interesting to happen. With our luck we ended up in an alleyway where Kankuro was holding up Konohamaru by the collar of his neck and where Naruto and Sakura were telling him to let the boy go.

"Ney ney Rimi..." I whispered in a small voice... She looked at me then looked back at the scene, acknowledging my presence. "What?" "How about we join their little party and you watch me rip Kankuro ligament by ligament as his blood drips on the cold, hard ground?"

Rimi starts backing away as my evil aura grew and my smirk grew into a large, evil smile. I hated Kankuro because he thought he was so good, and a bad boy that he could gain all the women which was complete horse crap. He's a boy who gets off using his puppets because he couldn't get laid if he tied himself naked to a lamp-post and screamed that the only way to save the world was for him to get some. He's also a bully who's hurt my little Konohamaru and needs to be punished.

She sighed then nodded, accepting my cold-hearted invitation. She jumped up on the thin wall that separated a house from the alleyway and into the heated argument. With the sudden distraction, I quickly slipped past them and was ready to grab the boy until a rock hit me on the head and knocked me over.

Standing up and dusting myself off, I turned and looked up. I saw Sasuke smirking throwing up and catching another stone that he just "magically" conjured up. "Oi! Duck-butt learn to aim because my granny who lost her glasses ages ago and has no arms aims better than that!"

His smirked wavered for a moment before saying "I was aiming at you."

I snorted and crossed and arms. "Bitch please you were aiming for that purple-face freak's hand to make him let go but my head got in the way!" I nodded since that sounded like a good comeback but then sweat dropped since that sounded more like I insulted myself. 'Why do all things sound better in your head?' Before he could say anymore, I held up my hand and said "Don't say a word, your unattractive lips shall not penetrate my beauty and straightness."

Turning back around I first looked at Rimi whose eye was twitching and then at the others who look dumbfounded beyond repair. I grabbed Konohamaru's shirt and started to pull on it to make Kankuro let go but he won't. 'Great, it's the dog situation all over again.' I thought dryly.

I breathed in before picking up Kankuro and slamming him repeatedly back and forth to both walls. When he finally let go of the boy I grabbed Konohamaru and squeezed him to my breasts, suffocating him. Not noticing the blank stares I got from the audience watching me.

"Nyah! Chanell was so worried! Don't worry that scary person won't lay a hand on you again" I said softly as I looked down at him before changing my aura to a dark, sinister one, scaring the people around me except Sasuke and Rimi, as I glanced at Kankuro and finished "Or I'll rip every bone from his body and use them to beat his dead corpse with it."

Konohamaru started to push against me before pulling his head away taking a hard gulp of air looking up at me.

Kankuro staggered as he got up slowly with the help of Temari and then was ready to bring out his puppet before a low voice said "Stop Kankuro" I looked up and saw...

Well fans you know should know who I'm talking about! Yes the Sexy beast from the sand village! I'm rusty with my earlier Naruto episodes so bare with me and join hands as we go through the adventure in the next chapter. Review is like a pack of pocky, the more the better.