Recap

Kankuro staggered as he got up slowly with the help of Temari and then was ready to bring out his puppet before a low voice said "Stop Kankuro" I looked up and saw...

'Hello sexy red head!' I thought as I looked up and saw Gaara standing upside down on a tree branch. Damn, he has more magical powers than Sasuke! Looking down I noticed Konohamaru staring at me with a massive blush on his face and struggling to get out. I loosened my grip and let him go, but not before patting his head and giving him a kiss on the forehead which making him look like a cute tomato.

I looked back up at Gaara as he was staring at Sasuke with eyes that wanna make you just wanna dig a hole meet some worm friends, get married to one and die when you're 80... You get it? It's a sad life, and you want to die... Yeah...no offense to my worm friends.

~Jiiiiiiiiiiii~ *Stare*

Rimi looked at my face, creeped out the way I was staring at Gaara. I suddenly disappeared and latched on him, nuzzling those adorable cheeks that just called out to me, not noticing Gaara's siblings and himself looking at me with surprised looks. Gaara was wondering how I got past his defences and his sand shield, before finally coming back from the past to the present and glared at me. Rimi suddenly called out "Chanell come here right now or so help me I'll get you myself!"

Sticking my tounge out at Rimi I continued to nuzzle Gaara, until sand suddenly popped out of his gorge and aimed at me. I disappeared again and latched on Rimi. I pointed at the cold red head and whined "Meanie, stick it where your sand can't reach!" I started to cry on Rimi's shoulder before she dropped me and started to drag me out of the alleyway and onto the streets. I looked at the faces of everyone before screaming "Help me! She's going to eat me! Rimi-monster is known to chomp! Tell my mom I love her!" I finished as she turned the corner.

Mostly everyone but Sasuke and Gaara sweatdropped and became serious as Gaara landed in front of his siblings. He looked up at Sasuke and asked, "What is your name?" and Sasuke replied with "Sasuke Uchiha."

*Stare*

Everyone looked back at the corner and noticed me staring with only my head sticking out. A hand suddenly appeared behind her and grabbed the scruff of her neck before hearing, 'Cawabaha- kerfuzzle!" and "You Bitch!" and *Thwack, pow, whine* "Oww, you motha of a holy bread!"

Naruto stepped up and said "Hey! Don't you want to know my name!?" Gaara looked at him for a moment before turning back to his siblings and said, "Let's go."

I came back to the alleyway with a big goose egg on the top of my head. Naruto looked up at me before smiling and said "I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I'm going to be the Hokage!" *Thwack* Naruto bend down holding his head where Sakura hit it. She glared at him and said to Naruto "Mind your manners!" before looking back and me saying "Sorry, wishful thoughts. My name is Sakura, that boy is Naruto, and that's Sasuke" she said, saying the last part dreamily.

I looked at Naruto and walked up to him, and healed the bump he got. He looked up at me surprised as I then ran my fingers down his face and rested them on his cheek before smiling softly and said "I believe in you."

A silence followed as Naruto blushed and smiled widely. I gained my senses and rubbed the back of my head. "Sorry, kind of lost myself there! You see Rimi kind of went Jurassic Park on my ass and then left me to wallow in her shadow of her "greatness" possibly to find her prince charming. Well, that or left to find Bob and kill him so then she would show that she is the more dominant species, which wouldn't make sense because birds fly you know? And when Bob left to find a lake, he flew away on a bear back, and tripped in the log to find a magical place in wonderland..." I trailed off as I swayed back and forth blood rushing from my nose onto the ground before falling backwards.

"H-Hey! You alright!?" Naruto screamed as he barely caught me. "O-OI Hang in there!" he screamed again as Saukra started to panic and Sasuke sighed before jumping down and told Naruto to go get her checked out with the added "idiot" on the side. Naruto ran past Gaara and his siblings to the hospital.