"Ladies and gentlemen, broncos, and giant's; let the game begin!", announced a voice over a speaker. "How did you get us a box to ourselves tony?", kitty asked. "I'm tony stark, I payed money", tony said smugly. "Obviously", you say in a bored tone. You simply observed as the broncos tried to get past the giant's defense, failing miserably. "How do you plan on eating all those?", kitty asked, eyeing a pile of chili dogs next to you. "Like this", you reply, downing two dogs at once. Kitty snorted quietly, before turning away.
At half time, fury calls during a band performance. "Listen up, crimson dynamo and whiplash are heading towards the stadium. They have a small army of Dooms servo guards, keep a lookout", fury blinks out.
"Lets get ready", tony says, armoring up. "Can't we get one day off?", kitty asked, removing her jacket, revealing her uniform top. "Crime never takes a holiday", you say, standing in your uniform. "I know baby, but I wanted to watch the game", kitty said, now also in full gear.
"Hold on, some people are coming on to the field", the announcer said. Sure enough, whiplash and crimson dynamo are coming through one side of the field. "Small army my ass, there's at least 100 servo guards!", kitty said, clearly pissed. "Bruce?", you say, but get a different response. "Puny Banner busy, hulk ready though", says a familiar gruff voice. "OK, plan time. Anyone?", tony says.
"Kitty and Tony, you take whiplash. Hulk, dynamos all yours. I'll scrap the servo guards", you say. You pull two unfolding katana's from your boots, before bursting into yellow flames.
"Attention fools, we will hold this game hostage. We demand the avengers come and surrender", dynamo said. "Hulk smash dynamo man!", hulk jumps into the field. "Whiplash, you're going down!", kitty and ironman land.
Meanwhile, you start taking out servo guards. Though, using only yellow fire, strength and speed, its taking longer then you planned. 'Time to turn up the heat', you think, letting the flames grow hotter.
"Ow..", Kitty said, whiplash gave her a solid uppercut. Dynamo was using repulser's to blast hulk, but they had minimal effect. Hulk grabbed dynamos leg, and slammed him repeatedly into the ground. You meanwhile, had sliced through half of the servo guards. 'Let me fight', said an unfamiliar voice in your head. 'Who are you', you ask in your head. 'Phoenix', the voice says. 'Why should I trust you?', you ask the voice, as you grapple with a servo guard. 'I can stop this servo guard armada. Besides I owe you', the voice said. 'What?', you think. 'Before you, I was so lonely. Now I have a handful of friends in here', Phoenix said. 'OK, I'll give you a chance', you think as you take the servo down.
A bright burst of light catches everyone's attention, including the villains. "Servo guards, feel the power of the Phoenix force!", your body says. In a series of small explosions, all the servo guards are reduced to scrap.
"Alright you two, your guards are down. Give up!", Phoenix said. Dynamo sadly, refused to listen and charged. "Phoenix fist: shattering!", Phoenix punched dynamos suit into melting pieces. "Looks like Boris will be out of commission for a while", tony says. "I feel bad for him. His name is Boris", kitty says with a sarcastic pity look.
"I'm still here!", whiplash swings at kitty. "I'm your opponent whiplash", Phoenix said. Whiplash swings his arc charged whips around, but Phoenix uses the katana's to cut them to bits. Phoenix then kicks whiplash in the back of the head, knocking him out instantly.
"Phoenix, do you intend to pose a threat?", tony asked, tiny missiles armed. "Negative", Phoenix replies. "Can I have my fiancé back now?", kitty asked. Phoenix returned control of the body to you; you then look around at the damage. "My guess, the game is being moved", you say.
At shield*
"Ha-ha, now you're in prison", Kitty's smile turns to a frown, as Vanko gives her the bird. "Rude, I'm getting a burger", kitty says, leaving with Clint's wallet, hidden in the seat of her pants.
'How did Clint miss her taking that?', dram asked from your head. "Who the hell stole my wallet?", Hawkeye shouted. Everyone still in the room, raise their hands in response.
"Oh, come on guys", Hawkeye says before leaving.
'Best inside joke ever', you and everyone else chuckle in your minds.
Meanwhile, in hell's kitchen*
"Wade, can we do this another time? We're trying to bust a drug ring!", daredevil dodges another sword swing. Daredevil, iron fist, and Luke cage, had planned to break up a drug ring. But on the way, they had run into the merc-with-a-mouth, Deadpool.
"OK fine, another time. I need a burger anyway", dead pool disappears.
Deadpool reappears outside a small burger joint, just as kitty is walking out, sipping a soda. "Hey kitty, I heard you're getting married", Deadpool says. "Hi Wade, and yep", kitty smiles, then spits her soda all over the mercenary. "Why are you here Wilson?", kitty demands. "Passing through, can I come to the wedding?", wade asked. "No", kitty replies. Deadpool shrugs, before heading into the store. Kitty watches him, and then returns to the Triskelion.