Hey guys tehg is back with chapter 3 of hdn-a digital adventure and I have to say thank you cobaltroid for reviewing and I will keep your advice in mind as I write.
Neptune:hurry up I wanna say the disclaimer so nep jr can hurry up and save me
Gods Neptune learn some patience. Any way ….oh yeah I remember what I forgot last chapter thank you for following…both of you reviews follows and such are appreciated and help motivate me to write more so thank you now Neptune if you may…
Neptune:tehg does not own hyperdymension neptunia or anything he may reference the only thing he owns is tehg and his own name.
Thank you Neptune let's begin…re why hasn't the chapter began?
Neptune:so tehg I read the first chapter you're a me x noire shipper?
Yeah so what?
Neptune:oh nothing….
Chapter 3
Three days is a lot
(? PoV)
"So boss when do I get a job?" I say in a bored voice
"Well lucky you I have one right here" the 'boss' responds with
"Oh who's the unlucky person?"
"His name is tehg and the higher ups say they want him dead don't know why they didn't specify"
"Do you have a picture?"
"Here" the boss hands a picture to me
"Hmmm so this is the unlucky kid well il get right on it"
"Okay good luck although you won't need it"
(Tehgs PoV )
We enter the basilacom after turning the quest
"Well that was a good workout" I say stretching
"Yeah it was but the alpha dogoo kinda surprised me though"iffy says
"Yeah and being stuck in it didn't help….oh I just remembered could you not tell anyone else about me knowing the first game and stuff although I might not know them some I may recognise and when it slipped out to you it was a accident"
"Sure if you stop calling lady vert by that name"
"….."I think about it intensely I mean try to tolerate vert or keep it a secret dammit this is a tough choice.
"Are seriously thinking about it I would say it's a no brainer"
"Well some of us hate vert so yeah but fine I won't call her thunder tits anymore 'not in front of you anyway'"
"Good I won't tell anyone then"
"Thank you" after that I notice nepgear tinkering with some old looking device
"What ya doing kid?"
"Huh? Oh it's just you tehg I'm just trying to fix this old camera"
"Oh cool"as I say that histoire floats into the room on her book
"Hello everyone your back early"
"Well the quest was harder than it said"iffy says
"Oh by the way histoire" I speak up
"Yes tehg is there anything you want to ask?"
"Yeah you said something about sleeping for three days if I'm not mistaken"
" oh well it turned out to be three hours three minutes and three seconds sleep instead"
"What the hell is with all the threes?"
"I do not know I'm afraid sorry"histoire says apologetically
"Heh it's okay I was just taken by surprise is all"
"Oh ok anyway I wish to speak with you all" histoire says as everyone gathers round
"What you need histoire" nepgear asks with a curious face
"I wish for you to gather the nations mascots so we can save your sister and the rest but it will take me three days to find our mascot so I wish for you to do some quests to help you get use to things again"
"Okay il do my best"Nepgear says with a lot of energy wait did what I say really help her?
"If it will save nep and the others count me in"iffy says
"We get to save nep nep and the rest? Awesome"compa says excitedly
"You don't even need to ask I would of helped regardless"I say
"Thank you everyone now please give me 3 days to find its location" she flys of
"Well considering it's 8pm wanna start tomorrow" I propose to the rest
"If it wasn't for the time I would say your acting like nep but I think it's a good idea"iffy responds with.
"Yeah if we don't get enough rest we won't be able to save nep nep and the others"compa says happily as always is she ever not happy?
"Ok well I'm gona call it a night see ya guys" iffy says as she walks of
"Same here night tehg and ge ge" compa says as she walks of wait I'm getting da ja vu meh I'm probably tired
"So kid want any help with that device or wanna hit hay early either way I'm staying up a bit longer I have something I want to check out" I haven't said anything to tip them of but I noticed someone following us since we left the guild. I walk out the basilacom and walk into a alleyway and stop
"Come on out I know your there"
"I'm impressed you're the first one to notice me following someone in a long time"a voice says with semi bored tone
"Just come out and tell me what you want"
"Okay il introduce myself"the voice says while walking out of a corner "I am dezz and I will be your executioner" he is roughly more than double my size,wearing a green hoodie with a few strands of green hair falling out with green camo pants oh he also has menacingly green eyes…I would say what is with all the green but I'm pretty much in all white except my scarf.
He suddenly makes a scythe the size of him appear. It has a slim handle with a massive long blade for the scythe with a smaller blade sticking out the other side if I wasn't in trouble I would call this badass.
"So are you ready to die?" Dezz asks
"Well no but one thing why do you want me dead?"
"Alright I will humour you since your going to die I feel sorry for you kid for what ever you did to piss ASIC of…see I'm a hired assassin and the top brass want you die for some reason sorry kid I don't have anything against you but a job is a job"
"I can understand that but just stop calling me kid I have a name you know"
"Then why do you call that girl kid?"he just smiles like he's waiting to rip his pray apart
"Well it's a nickname"
"Okay okay I will grant you one last request name it before I kill you"
"Can we at least fight somewhere in the open?"
"Ugh fiiiiiine where Eva floats your boat lead on" I lead us the town plaza also nepgear your bad at stealth because I see you but I will play along
"Get ready tehg for the literal fight for your life" i unsheathe my rapier and get into a stance
He charges at me swinging his scythe down I try and parry it but I fail and get sent flying back into a wall. I stagger while getting up "*cough* that didn't hurt" I say while coughing up blood trying to look confident but ending up failing
"you have guts kid but guts alone won't win a fight he steps towards me slowly and I just get my rapier in a defensive stance but that didn't work as he just knock my rapier out my hand and kick me to the ground.
"Any last words kid?"
"I really hope some sort of deus ex machinama kicks in or im done" I say while staring at the sky EH author is there one? (Did he just brake the fourth wall that's Neptunes job)
"Well no plot convenience is gona help you now"he says as he brings his scythe down I close my eyes but I don't feel it…..erm….I open my eyes seeing it happen in slow motion and I notice nepgear in the corner of my eye jumping in the way something just snaps in my head as I push her out the way of the scythe and stop it with my hand
"HAHA LOOK WHOS GOT THERE DEUS EX MACHINAMA NOW" I say while making sure nepgear is safe
"How you were done for a second ago?"
"Let me teach you my 2 rules 1. don't touch my food and 2. Never try and hurt my friends it never EVER ends well" I say this while shoving his scythe out the way
"How is he generating this much power JUST WHAT ARE YOU"
"I am tehg allied to good nightmare to you" I say while a digital blade forms in my hand
"Now eat my EXE drive NVIDIA" I say while slicing him over and over again after the 20th slice I stop "had enough yet?
"I have I think I will retreat for now and try and find the source of your power"
"Just go and try you will find the answer surprising" dezz just runs away as fast as he can as seen as he gets out of view I just collapse on the floor barely still awake
"Tehg are you ok?" I hear nepgear say worriedly
"I'm fine just badly beaten up tired and have no idea what the hell I just did"
"As my big sis would say plot convenience"
"That does seem right now sorry but I'm gona pass out in 3 2 1"I pass out into the darkness
I open my eyes and im in s black void I see nothing for miles then I see a light and there's a weird crystal in the middle of it with a power sign? Okay weird I try and grab it but I wake up before I do as I wake up I hear a familiar voice say
"Will he be okay compa?"
"Yes he's mostly bruised with a lot of strain probably pushed his body to for causing him to collapse"
"Oh good at least I know he's okay after all he did stop me from taking the hit for him"
"Maybe when he's awake he can explain it to us" a third voice says that irritates me
"Maybe I can maybe I won't" I say while leaning up
"You were awake for that how long?" Iffy says
"Since will he be okay compa"
"Okay any way come on gear let compa inspect tehg now that he's awake"
"Okay" se says reluctantly
"Wait…..no no iffy I HATE YOU" I scream remembering how compa 'heals' people aka suffocating them in bandages
"Don't worry tehg I'm a lot better then when I first found nep nep" compa says reassuringly
But I'm not feeling any better Il take her needle over bandages any day
15 pain filled minutes later
I came walking out feeling like I'm worse than better
"Tehg come here I made you some soup to help you heal quicker" nepgear says bringing a bowl from the kitchen.
"Did you make this your self" I ask while taking the bowl and sitting at the table
"Yes I did" she says shyly. I take a spoonful and try it oh my god this is the best thing I ever tasted
"Nepgear…."
"Y-yes?"
"Your food is….."
"Wh-what is it?"
"The best thing I have ever tasted!" I say while eating it at record speed
"Goodness it can't be that good compa is better" she says while blushing and smiling
"Nope that won't work your cooking is better hands down" I say as I finish the soup
"Thank you tehg im glad you liked it"
"No problem kid thank you for making it anyway how long was I out?"
"About two days"
"Huh how about we just spend the day relaxing around town I don't think any of us meaning me is up to it eh?"
"Yes that is true" nepgear says
"How about we go shopping or something?" If just face palms as compa shakes her head while nepgears eyes are shining brighter than 100 flood lights together
"Could we go to the electronics store? Please?"
"Sure but wouldn't a girl wanna go shopping for clothes or something?"
"Gear is wired like her sister test like tech and nep likes pudding"iffy says over to me
"Thank you iffy now nepgear let us depart"
25 minutes later
Oh you wanted to know what I'm doing well I'm carrying approximately 15 giant bags of tech that nepgear bought while she just buys more im glad she is being herself but still this is a little to relaxed some one could attack at anytime heck even dezz could If he ever found the source of my power which is next to no it's practically impossible…
"Tehg could you wait here I need to use the restroom"
"Ok just don't take to long"nepgear hurrying of to the toilet
"Yo kid behind you" wait that voice no…..not now I turn around to see dezz without his hoodie he's now in green shorts and a green tank top with his shoulder length green hair with long strands here and there "what do you want a rematch?"
"As much as I would love pummelling you no I got fired and you interest me with how you got so much power the 'deus ex machinama' you called it?"
" so what of it?"
"Well I want to travel with you and find the source of your power and….to finally get a friend" dezz says with a tone of sadness
"If the others say it's ok than Im fine with it"
"Thank you I will wait with you till I can ask them"
"So dezz why did you take a job as an assassin?"
"I was very skilled in combat and when ASIC approached me gave me a other I couldn't refuse"
"Oh ok"
"What's your story tehg?"
"Oh master in kendo and karate love to read and play games then I end up in this dimension it's pretty cool I will admit but the fighting gets boring after a while"
"Il say I was thinking of quitting soon anyway" before anything was said a word almost hit dezz….
Okay guys gona leave it here on a cliff hanger gota keep you entertained anyway with the time of year…oh wait Neptune! Get over here I thought you wanted to do the outro
Neptune: oh yeah but could noire co host it with me please?
Fine there
Noire: what the where am I
Neptune: noire~ look here you're my co host for this outro
Noire: well it's not like I want to do anything with you or anything
Classic tsunderes
Noire:what you call me!
Neptune: take a chill pill noire please help
Noire: fine tehg is planning to make a Christmas special next chapter as tis the season ugh do really have to say this?
Yes
Noire: fine the chapter is non canon and will not have any effect on the story it will take place after mk2 finishes and all of us will be free so don't ask as it has no ties to the story line….Neptune please finish it up
Neptune: okay lonely heart tehg would like to thank you all for reading his story so far
Thank you guys and you to readers and for now I will bid you adue