Before the authors note begin my writers block has finally ended and chapters should be released more regularly once this is released
Okay guys tehg is back with the Christmas special chapter and as noire said last chapter this is simply non canon and will take place after mk2 ends…also the reason tehg got so strong when nepgear try jumping in the way is because of Tehgs 2nd rule never hurt his friends. anyway Neptune please do the honours so we can get this chapter started
Neptune:got it tehg doesn't own anything other than his oc all things he does not own belong to the respective owners.
Thank you Neptune now let's begin
Christmas special
I awoke on the day before one of my favourite days Christmas today being Christmas Eve. I open my eyes as look at my left out the window seeing it snow…Yeo defiantly Christmas time since the only time any nation other than lowee can snow is winter. I was thinking about going back to sleep….but that was interrupted as uni entered my room in the basilacom and how I got noire to trust me you ask? Well that's a story for another day probably in a story where a average guy gets taken to another dimension and asked to help them save the world (wait why is he braking the 4th wall no no no that's Neptunes thing so why is he braking it so easily oh it's hyper dimension the fourth wall don't exist) anyway it's a tale either way
"Tehg get out of bed before I get noire to hit you with the chair again" that got my attention
"IM UP" gods im easy to control at times or is this what people called being whipped? Why I say that you ask well that again is a tale….(Im gona just go and say yes in this chapter there dating I don't know what stage they will be at by this time in the real story not the special)
"Hurry up kei made pancakes"
"Wait kei really made some thing for us this must be a Christmas miracle"
"Stop talking and get changed then before they go cold" uni says angrily? As she walks of gods tsunderes are a tough nut to decode at times especially when one is your girlfriend though at times I think she forgets that….probably because she's a lot more tsun-tsun than noire. I get up and get dressed in a simple white top and shorts and walk into the kitchen
"Morning everyone" I say groggily
"Good morning tehg your just in time to I made pancakes"
"Yes these are very good" I see noire say as she's is eating the pancakes quite fast for her
"Ok thanks"I sit down and dig into one of them and freeze
"Tehg is everything alright?" Kei asks me my response is eating them quicker than Neptune can run for pudding and that's saying something
"I guess he liked them eh kei?"
"Yes and I didn't even make them uni did she just wanted your opinion while thinking it not hers" kei says while uni is trying to make her shit up to no avail
"Wow uni I didn't know you could cook this great the best I have had in a while" I say while uni blushes from happiness and embarrassment.
"Well it wasn't very difficult or anything" so it was hard and is she hiding her left hand?
"Uni let me see your hand" I say sternly
"What no it's fine why would you want to see it?" She says panicky
" .see"
"Fine" she shows me a bandaged hand
"Let me guess while you was trying to cook?" She just nods her head my response to that I hug her tightly and she yelps
"W-what are you doing tehg so suddenly" she says before melting into the hug. It seemed to of lasted forever before noire coughing brought us out of it
"Erm thank you for making the pancakes" I say while we're both beet red with embarrassment
"Huh..oh no problem im glad you liked them"
After breakfast I decided to go last minute shopping because I forgot to buy uni a gift like an idiot….well fuck how she puts up with me God only knows. I look though loads of different stores from gun stores…yeah gun stores she has an obsession with them more than mine with food…to clothes stores and finally I get an idea I spot a small little jewellery store in the corner. I walk in and see…Nisa!?
"Nisa what you doing here I thought you fight crime?"
"Oh this is a side job I do for a friend as even justice cannot fight on a empty stomach and food isn't cheap" she says while posing well to say the least she eccentric.
"So anyway im looking for a gift for uni….I kinda forgot one any ideas?"
"Yes I have one right here…"
(Outside)
(What I don't want to spoil the surprise)
Well thank god Nisa was there to save the day literally now just to get back to the basilacom and hide this without uni noticing gona be hard with her eagle vision….well she is a sniper.
I get back and start sneaking to my room and I see uni about to walk past so I hide the bag behind me. "Huh tehg what you hiding?"
"Me hiding something what do you mean im not hiding anything" I say nervously she sighs
"Really tehg if you wanted to say it's a secret you could of said so it not like I wanted to know what your hiding or anything" she says while flicking one of her twin tails over her shoulder
"Thank you uni for understanding but you will find out tomorrow-" crap I let it slip
"Wait that's my present you forgot didn't you?"
"No not at all" I just run for my life to my room and run and and lock the door there safe.
(Nothing interesting happens for the rest of the day so I'm gona time skip to Christmas morning)
I open my eyes and for once I don't feel like going back to sleep I get up and get changed into my classic white shirt pants and coat with my black scarf…what gota wear my best if I gotta impress….heh I just like wearing these.
I head down with everybody's presents and surprise surprise everybody meaning the CPUs cpu candidates and the Oracles are all here dammit plot convenience.
"Yo tehg your finally up merry Christmas!" Neptune shouts as she tackles into me as she does I can she uni giving her a glare that says 'get of him' Neptune notices my discomfort and notices uni's glare and backs of quickly.
"Yeah thanks merry Christmas to you to Neptune and to everyone else to" I say as I plop my bag down. "Tehg-Claus brings gifts" I open the bag and start handing gifts out.
To Neptune a new game
To noire a new cosplay outfit
To blanc some new books
To vert 'thunder tits' also a new game
To nepgear some new tools
To rom and ram a brand new pair of blue and pink hats that look identical to there old ones except of better quality
To iffy a new phone add that to the million others she has
To compa a new sweater I made myself….what? A man can't make clothes?
To histoire some herbal tea for her nerves so she can handle Neptune better…and yes I made it myself im quite resourceful
To kei a new suit what it's the only thing I could think of buying her other than some pens and that's not much
To mina herbal tea why? Why not
To chika? Oh easy one a new body pillow of vert
And finally uni. "Here uni your present the best for last" I hand her a jewellery box
"Ok thanks" she says then she opens it to see a heart shaped onyx necklace in there and immediately tackles me into a hug "thank you thank you! It's so pretty thank you!" Did I break uni she hasn't shown this much affection…ever "your welcome although I tried to find something as pretty as you but nothing came close in comparison" she just brights up red as I chuckle slightly then Neptune nudges my shoulder and points up….oh you sly genius.
"Hey uni look up"
"Huh?" She just look up and sees the mistletoe and goes even redder…is that even possible?
Well anyway I pull her into along kiss as everyone whistles and says merry christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE I finally got this done and just in time to so thank you for reading and my god we're almost at 500 views sorry it took so long I had writers block as I said last chapter And im so happy people are reading my story any way I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year anyway blanc Neptune take us away
Neptune:okay so everyone tehg is gona write even during Christmas so he can make up for lost time but won't work as hard as its Christmas so except maybe 4-6 chapters Most min 3 .
Blanc: and on a finale note tehg is almost done with the first chapter of his oc x blanc meaning me story it's name is ' a blanc slate'….really tehg you played the title of my name!? wanna die early?
No sorry RUN I WILL SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER.