Suburban Stupid: Unclosed World!

by SubwayGuy99b

Steven, Barry and Danson were running down a street and then they discovered that Barry has some water power and then they meet Andrew and things go up from there as they meet MANY people from the cool Meg and Steve as allies to new and original enemies in a load of locales like Indianesia and like in most games, there's some cool bosses and maybe some cameos from other series!

4. Battling and Running On Some Plains!

Suburban Stupid: Unclosed World
Episode 0 part 4: Battling and Running On Some Plains!

Danson and his dudes were at the near edge of the forest fighting the kangaroo/spider hyrbid called an Sigani?, which is to say to pretty tough, so only Barry, who has the strong water moves, Steve, who has awesome tech and Andrew, who has an mysteriously awesome power. ''What's this thing?'' Andrew asked Steve, looking for some advice. ''Come on, I want to beat up this weird as hell thing.'' Barry said, whining an bit.

Steve, Andrew and Barry were sorta far from the animal, so Andrew looked to Steve for some cool-ass facts. ''So, what's the name of this loser and who's this loser?'' he asked the nerdy guy. ''It's an spider/kangaroo hybrid thingy called an Kanider and it jumps like a kangaroo and shoots webs like a spider. Thanks to be able to do both, they don't jump as much as kangaroos, but they're stronger than the original.'' Steve answered, reading off wikipedia with some stuff. ''Wikipedia's okay for us.'' Barry said.

The three of them went up to the kanider and they were ready to fight it. ''Alright, we got this fight started!'' Steve shouted and he pulled out some laser weapons, while Barry had some water balls in his hand and Andrew was ready to kick some mini-boss ass. ''It's my time to shine!'' Steve said and he got out his laser weapons and did a 720 jump spin with the ''sword'' and he made some damage, before Barry did some one-two punch with the water and Andrew did a really fast kick to do some massive damage. ''Great job, guys! But, we're not done yet!'' Andrew yelled, being positive.

Meanwhile. Danson and his rest of the team were relaxing an bit, but Danson was staying on stand-by and he was training his wind power. ''I'm breaking some leaves with my wind!'' he shouted and the rest were about pretty good, even though it was sunset and nearly dusk, so they were doing some stuff. ''Yeah, whatever, mate. It's time to wait the game.'' Meg said and Marsh was the healing guy as well. ''SHUT UP, how do you even wait a game?'' he asked, being a bit harsh.

The triple team were taking some damage from the jump attack that the kanider did and then Steve did his standard attack with the laser gun/sword, so then Andrew and Barry started their combo attack with their other skills. ''Let's screw this thing together!'' the Norwegian guy said and then he started doing some kicks before throwing some fast stones and Barry boosted the heavy and strong small stones. ''YEAH, WE'VE FINISHED THIS THING!'' Andrew shouted, pretty excited. ''Aw, crap! It's not over yet!'' Barry yelled, a bit fustrated and he was sort of bored because the animal got up again.

The kangider did a tailspin and the team was covered in some white string substance. ''Okay, this isn't going to be very easy.'' Steve said and then Andrew just did his super rock thing attack and he got a huge rock and then kangider was scared and ran away.

''Well, that sucks. This animal's an pussy.'' Barry commented and then he was like the leader. ''Let's move to a good as hell place!'' Danson shouted, being not completely serious. ''Really, dude? I've been practicing my leaf skills and you tell me to go?'' Marsh asked, a bit dissapointed. ''The kangider was a pussy coward, so it's not our fault.'' Barry replied.

The group of dudes and one girl were walking across some plains and they were doing fine until they reached a railway crossing since they were walking on the road. ''OH, CRAP! HOW DO WE DO THIS?'' Marsh shouted, doing some hyperbole for laughs. ''Don't cross when the gate's down from the train.'' Danson answered him and this team were pretty bored, so all of them crossed the crossing and then the gates made their sound and they ran.

''WE GOTTA MOVE FROM THIS CROSSING, BITCH!'' Meg shouted and then her left shoe got caught in the tracks, so she got her left foot off and then she jumped over the fence and the train ran over her own shoe. ''RIP her left shoe.'' Steven said, not being serious. ''Eh, she's probably got another shoe.'' Marsh said, sorta knowing her. ''Uneeded swearing is uneeded!'' Barry said, loud, but not REALLY loud.

Episode 0 part 5 coming soon.