"Mama, where do babies come from?"
Yang dropped the stuffed animal she was playing with and peered into her daughter's lilac eyes. Just not even a moment ago, the two of them were on the carpeted floor of Snowflake's oddly painted room playing with stuffed animals and dolls. Yang herself didn't mind playing with the toys, but usually it was Ruby doing it when she was over; but anytime Yang got to spend time with her daughter, she'd take it.
But with this new random question she had just asked, caught the blonde girl off guard.
"Well… When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they usually take their clothes off and then-"
"YANG XAIO LONG!" A shrill yell filled the room.
Standing in the bedroom doorway stood Weiss, dressed in a pure white summer dress, her hair was down and slightly wet as if she had just got out of the shower. She looked beautiful to Yang but the blonde knew that if looks could kill at the moment, she'd be dead.
"Were you really about to say what I think you were going to say? To our five, and I repeat five year old daughter? Weiss asked incredulously, while still staring daggers at her oaf of a wife.
"Dang, caught! Sorry Snowy, looks like you're gonna get the kid version of it." Yang giggled out while avoiding eye contact with a fuming Weiss.
Placing her doll down, Snowflake glanced up at both of her parents with wide and curious eyes;
"What's a kid version?"
Sharing a look, both Yang and Weiss quickly racked their mind for a suitable answer for their daughter, but it was Yang who spoke up first.
"Well Snowy, a kid version of where babies come from goes like…"
"Yang…"
"Weiss, I'm keeping it PG!"
Yang cleared her throat before continuing. "As I was saying, Snowflake; babies come from mommies and daddies when they-"
"But both of you are mommies, mama!" Their young daughter interrupted.
The two women shared another look before Weiss spoke up this time.
"That is very true Snowflake. How your mama and I had you was through a process in where we combined our DNA together and-"
But now Snowflake's curiosity was peaked even higher!
"What's BMA, mommy?"
Weiss cleared her throat from being interrupted but humored her daughter;
"DNA honey is deoxyribonucleic acid. It is a molecule that encodes the-"
"Oh Gods Weiss, she doesn't know what all that means! I don't even know what that means! What happened to kid version, princess?" Yang interrupted now.
"Mommy's a princess now? I thought she was the Ice Queen, mama?"
"Mommy is many things, Snowy. Sometimes at night she even dresses up for me as-"
"YANG!"
The room fell silent at Weiss' outburst with two pairs of lilac eyes looking up at her as she still stood in the doorway.
"Anyways, as I was saying Snow; DNA is what makes you, you. So your dumb mama and I got our DNAs mixed together and made you. Our little bundle of joy; Snowflake." Weiss explained with a growing smile now on her face.
Yang however blew a raspberry and rolled around on the ground.
"Give her the real story Weissy!"
Weiss shot her partner a look before shaking her head. "That is the real story Yang, more or less. Minus all the technical aspects of it which you told me to bore her with!"
"Okay okay, sorry Weiss. You don't have to sCOLD me!" Yang jested back to her wife as she continued rolling on the ground tangling her hear in the process and earning a soft giggle from Snowflake.
Weiss growled before running her hand through her hair. "Anyways what do you two want for lunch?" She then asked.
Both Yang and Snowflake fell into silence as they contemplated their decision. Then as if on cue both girls looked at each other and smiled deviously before answering in unison;
"Macaroni and cheese!"
Weiss visibly face palmed before walking out of the room and leaving both of her children alone.
Yang and Snowflake smiled at each other before resuming their playing together with the toys. Both girls laughed, smiled, and joked as they entertained themselves with various dolls and action figures. To Yang it was completely relaxing to enjoy her daughter's company and for Snowflake it was always fun to play with her mama.
But of course not even ten minutes after their initial conversation about where babies come from, Snowflake found another question on her young mind. Placing her doll down and looking up into her mama's eyes, Snowflake voiced her concern about the burning question that was present in her curious little mind.
"Mama, what kind of outfits does mommy wear for you at night?"
Yang visibly choked at the random question, but she quickly recovered from being flustered and returned her daughter's look with a small devilish smile.
"Well, Snowy. Sometimes mommy likes to play dress up when we're alone at night. Some nights she's a nurse, or a police officer, but my personal favorite is when she's dressed up as a Grimm!" Yang whispered wickedly towards her daughter.
Snowflake's eyes lit up at the vision of her mommy dressing up as all those things. It was like a small Halloween party in her mind. Of course her images and Yang's images greatly differed but it would be a few more years until she fully understood what her mama was telling her.
"Can I play dress up too with mommy?"
Yang fought the urge to burst out laughing and tried to keep a straight face before she answered her daughter's innocent question.
"S- Sure, Snowy. Go ask your mommy right now."
Yang watched as Snowflake's eyes lit up and looked like large purple jewels. She scampered away and down the hall in search of her mommy. Yang knew she had just dug herself a hole, but she couldn't help it. It was only a matter of time before Weiss would-
"YANG XIAO LONG! Get over here this instant!" An angry and shrill voice sounded from the direction of the kitchen.
Yang could no longer hold her laughter in as she stood up and shuffled towards her fuming wife, ready to face her wrath.
"Coming babe!"
