Tratie

April Fools. My favorite holiday of all time. The one time of the year where I can pull a prank who ever I want and not get in trouble for it. That doesn't mean Katie isn't a target. We may be dating but she should know that I am not afraid to pull a prank on her. And I had the perfect one set up. It would go down in history as the best prank in the world. Or worst depending how Katie reacts. We had rigged every cabin to drop a bucket of 'goodies' as we called them, over each bunk when that person moved. Athena cabin would be getting very real looking spiders ( I really hope Annabeth doesn't kill us!) and I'm saying this now so Katie won't kill me, Connor planned what would be for her cabin so I have no idea! But anyways Aphrodite cabin would have mud and so on.

That morning when I woke I heard a scream. I jumped up and ran out the door. The Athena cabin was running out of their cabin. I guess one of my siblings switched them for real spiders. The spiders were following them where ever they went. I blame them for waking up so early. I thought I was off the hook until I saw Percy leave his cabin covered in fish guts. I might have had something to do with that. I quickly ran back into my cabin.

I heard a chorus of 'STOLLS!' outside the cabin. Magically Connor was sleeping through it all. I threw a pillow at him.

" CONNOR! Wake up." I said. I shoved him off the bed.

" Dude not cool." He said. " I was having an awesome dream."

" Come on our 'fans' are calling us." I smirked. Once I dragged him out of bed we got the rest of the cabin ready to see our 'loving fans'. Which might include shoving people in front of me and Connor in order to live. Athena cabin when they are angry isn't a very pretty sight.

We walked outside and I swear we weren't out for a second before they started shouting at us. I was expecting to see Katie among them shouting as well but she wasn't there. She must have something worse planned for me, like maybe giving me poison ivy during breakfast this morning or possibly dying my hair pink. I kept an eye out for her all day but I didn't see her. I asked Miranda, her sister where she was.

" Don't act like you don't know Stoll." She said. She never really liked me.

" I only did the planning for Athena, Apollo, Aphrodite , and Ares and Posiedon. I had nothing to do with yours! That was all Connor so kill him. Not me." I said.

She rolled her eyes. " She woke up this morning and got manure all over her. She refuses to leave the lake."

" Alright. Can you go kill Connor for me?"

She smiled. " Gladly. And I'll save you for Katie." She walked towards my cabin. I ran to the lake as fast as I could and there she was. I could smell her from a mile away. I'm gonna guess it wasn't just manure Connor dumped on her.

" Hey Katie!" I shouted.

She looked over her shoulder and glared at me. It was the ' take one more step towards me and I will dismember you personally.' glare. So I walked towards her.

" Geez. What did Connor dump on you?" I asked, kinda rudly but she really stinks!

" Oh I bet you could tell me. I know you pranked my cabin Travis. Don't pretend you didn't." She said.

" I swear I had nothing to do with your cabin."

She rolled her eyes. " Yeah right. I'm not that stupid Travis." She said. " I don't see why I ever bothered dating you." She mumbled.

" Katie come on you know I would have never done something like this. I tried to tell Connor not to prank your cabin but he wouldn't let up. I told I wanted nothing to do with it. I swear!"

" And why should I believe you?"

" Because I love you and I'm not that stupid."

She didn't say anything. " Alright I believe you. I love you too." She gave a quick kiss. Actually I had to make it quick because she really smelled bad.

" Sorry but you really need to take a shower."

She bursted out laughing. " Where's Connor? I need to kill him."

" Oh I already asked Miranda if she could kill him for me? If we hurry we could probably help,"

" What are you waiting for let's go!"

She started running towards my cabin. I have the best girlfriend in the world.

A/N Hola! Sorry that this is kinda short. If you have a couple you want me to write a one-shot for please let me know in a review or something I will write on for you and your name will go in the chapter, so yeah review if you want a chapter named after you!

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