Connor and Lou Ellen

Where was he? If he doesn't hurry up our plan will be ruined. We had been planning this prank for weeks now. Saving for our favorite holiday, April Fools. Now we just needed to set it in place. But we can't do that if he doesn't pull himself from Katie for more than five seconds.

" Hey Miranda." I said. She walked over and shoved me to the ground. " Alright let me guess your mad about the prank?" I asked.

" Try furious over the fact that you dumped manure on my sister." She sneered.

I laughed. " There are no except on April fools. Even of its your brothers girlfriend. And he didn't try to stop me so go kill him. Not me." I said. I stood up and wiped the dirt on my shorts.

But she was still mad so she kicked me where it hurts. " Laeight I admit I deserve that."

" I'll save the rest for Katie and Travis." She smiled at me.

" Like Travis would actually be mad at me." I said.

" Really? Than why did us ask me to deal with you while he went to go talk to Katie?" She asked. She walked away.

What a wonderful brother. I checked the time. It was too late to pull rank prank. Our victims had already gone to breakfast. I went back inside the cabin to grab a few smaller pranks that one reason could pull easily. Woopie cushions, stink bombs, water guns, everything a prankster could ever want.

I hadn't even sat down before Chiron made me give up all my stuff. He wouldn't even let me keep the water gun. Than came the lecture. Blah blah blah- Athena cabin scared half to death- yada yada yada- Demeter cabin covered in mud- all that good stuff- Clairsse said she wants to rip tour head off and feed it to a giant boar- all the stuff about on too many pranks. And my lowly punishment is that I must help clean the stables with Lou Ellen.

Plenty off people glared at me through our the day. Everyone from Athwna cabin I could tell wanted to kill me and than Percy, who I thought night be cool with the pranks. Looked about ready to murder someone. Maybe we shouldn't have pranked the Athena cabin. Because the few things you learn here at camp is that Athena cabin has the worse revenge. Because they know exactly when to act. Than your just waiting for them to act. The suspense just kills you.

Later on, after about five hundred death stares, Travis finally came back to the cabin." Travis!" I shouted. " Where have you been all day? Man you smell like crap." I said.

" I've been trying to get Katie to leave the beach all day. So the smell kinda sticks to you. Also I kinda didn't want to get punished. What did you get?"

" Stable duty with Lou Ellen."

He snickered. " Duty."

I smiled. " Yeah duty. I'm pickin' up horse duty!" I swung my legs I we the bunk. " Which I'm about to be late for of I don't leave."

" Hey where are all the stink bombs and water guns?" Travis asked.

" At the bottom of the ocean or in the bonfire tonight."

" Chiron found them?" He asked.

" Yup. Later." I left the cabin and headed to the stables. Lou Ellen was already there waiting for me.

" Toke you long enough." She said. She was smacking on some gum looking utterly bored.

" Sorry. I was preoccupied." I said.

She rolled her strange dark purple eyes. " Just grab a shovel and start cleaning." She threw a shovel at me.

Its sad to say I was use to picking up horse crap. I knew where to throw it and exactly how to get rid of it in the least disgusting way. Which is not doing it yourself. And being he genius I am I feel right in the crap. Lou Ellen laughed pretty hard.

" Shut what did you do to get on stable duty?" I asked. Getting up.

She snickered. " Duty" She said quietly. "I kinda got mad at the Aphrodite cabin, Drew to be exact, and while she was sleeping I put terrible makeup on her and cursed it to last for about seven days."

" You should have made it last till summer." I said.

" Yeah I wanted to but thought it would only take two people or everyone to see it and I wanted to just see how long she could last before begging me to get rid of it."

I laughed " I never would have thought you to be a prankster."

She threw a shovel fullfog crap in the pile. " I'm not but when I do I tend to make them lasting and I also make sure I don't get caught."

" Than why are you shoveling crap with me?" I asked.

She sighed. " Because I wanted to."

" Why would you want to shovel crap?" I asked puzzled.

" I wanted to get caught." She explained. " I didn't want to shovel a bunch of crap."

" Why would you want to get caught than?"

She stopped. " You there is a quicker way to do this." Lou Ellen said ignoring my question.

Lifted another shovel full of crap. " Please enlighten me."

" Enlighten. That's a big word." She said. " You have a daughter of Hecate with you. I know a few tricks." She smirked. " Might wanna close your eyes."

I did. When I opened them again the stable was spotless. Even my cloths were clean.

" What? How? You know what? Don't explain."

She laughed. " I won't. Chiron said he would check on us at eight. Wanna head to the docks for a bit?"

I checked my watch we has about an hour. " Sure we got time to kill."

We dropped our shovels and started waking to the docks. Once we got there we started skip stones.

" So why did you want to get caught? You never told me."

She picked up another rock and threw it. It skipped about twelve times before letting it drop in the water.

" Alright no fair. No one can get twelve skips on a rock. Not without magic." I said

She smirked." I didn't use any magic."

I rolled my eyes. " Impossible. No one can get twelve skips unless you use magic."

" I'll make you a bet. If a get twelve skips you have to do whatever I say for a week. If I don't than I'll tell you why wanted to get caught." She offered.

" Deal." I shook her hand. She toke her own time picking her rock. Once she found the right one she took the stance and threw it. One. Twp. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. It feel in the water.

" A bets a bet Lou Ellen. Now you have to tell me why you wanted to get caught."

She looked frusterated. " I should never make bets with a Stoll."

I laughed. " You never should. Now spill."

" Fine. She exasperated. " I wanted to get caught because-"

She walked toward me and kissed me. I was purely shocked. Really. I was. But she was really cute. She had really awesome strange purple eyes. Which weren't even a human color. I really did like her even though I really didn't talk to her often enough. So to say the least I enjoyed the kiss.

She pulled back first. " That was way I wanted to get caught on April Fools."

I nodded my head. " I think I like those reasons. But you just reminded me. It isApril fools. And no one is spared on April Fools. Not even you."

Her eyes widened. We were at the edge of the dock so I though why not shove her in the lake. So I did. She glared at me.

" When you wake up tomorrow, I promise you Connor, you will look like a clown and I'll make sure it will last till the end of summer." She threatened.

I laughed. " I would love to see you try."

" Mind helping me up?"

I gave her a look. " I know that trick. Don't think you've got me fooled. I'll offer you the latter right next to you."

" Jerk." She said.

" Witch." I said. She glared at me.

" Theif."

" Weirdo."

" Jackass."

" That hurt Lou Ellen. That really did."

She hoisted herself of the latter. " Excuse me. I thought no good dirty rotten prank starting jackass with a worse brother, would be a bit harsh"

" How is my brother-" I was hit by a rotten egg. Lou Ellen was laughing like crazy. Than a rotten egg hit her and she wasnt laughing much more.

I turned around and saw Travis armed with a three cartoons of rotten eggs and Will Solace shooting them at us.

" Still want to make me look like a clown when I wake up tomorrow?"

" No." Her eyes had a strange scary glow to them. " I'm going to make him look like a clown and smell like rotten eggs tomorrow."

" Alright. I'll be on the top bunk. So yeah don't make me smell like rotten eggs."

She smirked. " Trust me I won't mistake you." Once they had ran out eggs they left and I saw a small purple circle on his neck.

" Oh he's screwed right?" I said.

" You bet." I leaned in and gave her a quick kiss. And she shoved me in the water. This was going to be awesome.

A/N Hey guys. So please enjoy this one shot. I don't know why I never thought of this but I think I will do another. This was just fun. I guess this a sqeual to one of my Tratie one shots. Just thought it would be a good thing to go off rather than come up with this new story when I had one already set up.

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