"So, how were the first three periods for you guys?" Dick asked his friends. They were all seated around a large, circular wooden table in the school cafeteria having their lunch.
"They were pretty good!" Artemis responded after taking a bite of pizza. "I hope you guys don't mind that Suki will be eating with us."
"It's fine!" smiled Zatanna. "We need to get to know people here anyway... As long as they're not fake blonde whores."
"Have I missed something important...?" Suki questioned.
"Zatanna's just having girl problems," Wally answered. "No big deal."
Zatanna threw a grape at him from the other side of the table.
"It kinda is a big deal!" Zatanna retorted. "I know me and Dick aren't dating anymore, but I still care about him enough to not want him to have babies with bleached heads."
"Would you care if... Hm... Bart got the attention of a slut?" Jaime asked.
"Of course!" Zatanna exclaimed. "You're all my friends, I would care if any of you had fortune that bad."
"Oh, you guys are having Jennifer problems?" Suki questioned. "I heard fake blonde and flirting... Is it Jennifer?"
"Yeah!" Zatanna looked happy that Jennifer was known as a "fake blonde flirt".
"Oh, she's really bad news..." Suki trailed off. "She has a little posse of bitches."
"There's more?!" cried Zatanna.
"Yup..." Suki replied. "They're horrible."
"How many friends does Jennifer have, and what are their names?"
Suki seemed to think for a moment before saying "She has two friends. Their names are Rosa and Nola... Rosa acts really amazing at first... But Nola's even more outgoing and flirtatious than Jennifer."
"Oh shit," Zatanna sighed. "We'll need about four gallons of bug spray?"
Everyone at the table burst out laughing. Wally laughed so hard that coke came out of his nose, and Garfield almost choked on a fortune cookie.
Maybe they're more than just residential whores, M'gann thought. Maybe they have a role in the bigger picture!
Maybe... Dick responded. We won't rule it out.
"So ladies, how were the first three periods?" Jennifer asked the two girls sitting at her table.
"Oh, they were great, Jen," the shorter girl giggled. "I found a serious hunk!"
"I found a cutie, too." smiled the taller girl.
"Good, good..." Jennifer chuckled. "Then it seems we're ready for phase two."