Total Drama: The Mentorship
Interlude:
Commercial 1:
Chris McLean: Yo, just wanted to take a moment to give a special shout-out to our corporate sponsors! 'Cause, you know, my wardrobe doesn't pay for itself! So, special shout out to Woodenfan, who serves as the pre-reader. You may want to check him out online, 'cause he's also doing his own spin on Total Drama Island. Fun fact: he is also our basis for camper Ben. Also wanted to give a shout-out to Cartoon Network and Teletoon, because without them, Total Drama would never make it to your TVs. Crazy stuff. And as you probably guessed, PrincessPrimeroseChekov does not own Total Drama or claim it in anyway.
-Chris then tosses his index cards away and walks off camera-
Commercial 2:
Gwen: Hello everybody, Gwen here. Does your home look like it's in need of a make-over? Paint chipping, pipes leaking, your daughter's bedroom walls bright pink? Then look no further, call me at 555-555-5555, and I'll come and give your home the Gwen touch!
-the camera turns to simple, ordinary houses then changed into gothic, vampire-crypt houses, much to the unhappiness of the customers-
Gwen: Remember, 555-555-5555 for the Gwen touch.
Commercial 3:
Announcer Guy: The Drama Brothers are back with their second ever album!
-the camera flashes to Trent, Harold, Justin and Cody performing awkwardly, since they have not played in their band since season 3-
Announcer Guy: now featuring guest singer, Lindsay!
Lindsay: So um… what was I supposed to do now, Chester?
Announcer Guy: Own it now, while supplies last. Disclaimer: Any incidents of ears bleeding, fainting in shock at the horror, or any other injuries are not accountable for lawsuits.
