Audition Tapes
Phillip:
The background is of a fancy backyard pool. Phillip is seen chilling in the water, surrounded by a multitude of girls. "Greetings Christopher McLean. I am Phillip. I am sending this by carrier pigeon in hopes that you shall select me for your new season of Total Drama." He makes a couple of poses, showing off muscles, his blonde hair, and perfect smile. The girls swoon and some faint and fall in the water. Phillip gives a smirk. "Bring on the ladies!"
Ai:
The background is shown to be a huge wall of books. Ai then moves the camera to the left to focus on her, where she is seated on the floor, surrounded by books. "Do you like my bedroom? It has over 6,000 books in it, and I have read them all. I love reading." The camera then flashes to her sitting on her bed. "I'm auditioning to Total Drama: The Mentorship so I can get out of this forsaken town. I'm surrounded by people who annoy me on a daily basis with their ignorance and willingness to manipulate and take advantage of others!" The camera then flashes to Ai coming out from her bathroom, which is also full of books. She is wrapped in a purple towel on her body, and a smaller purple one around her hair. "I also have a quest in life, and that's to find my true love. All my true love has to do is meet all the criteria of this list." She then takes out a scroll off of her desk and it rolls down the floor, until it reaches towards the other side of the room before stopping. "If they can meet my standards, then we're golden!" The camera flashes again to her sitting on the floor again. "I hope you enjoyed that little tour. Now if you'll excuse me…" The camera zooms out as she goes back to reading a large book.
Jenn:
Jenn is seen in a chemistry laboratory, her back turned to the camera, as she works on an extensive chemistry equation on a black board. On the lab table, a huge white fluffy cat is seen, wearing a bowtie and glasses. "And the answer still comes back to H2O… Something's not right…" Jenn then turns around and smiles at the camera. "Hello there, Total Drama people. My name is Jennifer, but I prefer Jenn. I'm 17 years old, a senior in college, majoring in chemistry. I know some students believe that I don't deserve to be here. I'm guessing that's mostly because I broke the admission office chief's arms in three places to get in at the age of 13." She then picks up and hugs her cat. "I'm auditioning to get on Total Drama so that way the government can learn about me and eventually learn about my work so that they can provide me a grant to keep my laboratory." The cat then swings its tail, knocking over some chemicals, which result in a tiny explosion. "Ehehe… pick me, and I promise to make things go ka-boom!"
Primrose:
Primrose is seen outside of a huge mansion, wearing sunglasses. "Hello Total Drama. I'm all packed and ready to go on the tropical vacation promised in the flier! I don't fully understand why you need to know what my talents are, but here's a montage I made of them." The camera then flashes to Primrose walking a poodle, then to her gracefully swimming in a pool, then to her posing and modeling. The camera then goes back to Primrose in front of her mansion. "So pick me for that tropical vacation prize!" Just then, one of her butlers walks next to her and whispers in her ear. "What? You mean this is a reality drama show?" The butler whispers more. "And it usually never happens at a resort?" Primrose then appears to start panicking. "Wait! Wait, cut the tape!" she then trips over the camera, knocking it down.
Patrick:
The background is of a neat bedroom with a bookcase full of various awards and metals. From off-screen Patrick is heard yelling out: "Aaaaand ACTION!" He then runs in front of the camera, dressed in a Shakespearean outfit, holding a skull in one hand in a dramatic pose. "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy…" Patrick pauses, as if he has forgotten his lines. "I know this line…" The camera then falls over. Then the camera flashes over to Patrick wearing his usual clothes. "Well, Chris, what do you think? Maybe one day you'll be in the same acting plane as me. Hehehe, that'll be the day."
Ben:
The background is of a room that looks rather messy, as if not cleaned for a long time. There is also a lot of Pretty Little Pony merchandise everywhere. Ben rolls in front of the camera on an office chair with wheels. "Hey everyone, I'm Ben and I'm trying to audition for Total Drama: The Mentorship… I'm not sure why I'm doing this, well, except my parents want me to go out and socialize. Doesn't help that I'm insecure with myself…" He sighs. "I'm also aware that people are going to judge me because I like Pretty Little Pony… You know what would be hilarious? If someone actually developed a crush on me despite everything and we ended up finding a way to work things out. But what are the chances of that happening?"