Episode 11: A Challenge by Any Other Name

Remaining Campers:

Ai, Ben, Hana, Phillip, Vivian, Leroy

The camera turned on and focused in on the mentor's cabins. Most were sleeping, but the camera then focused on Dawn, who was meditating on her bed. She then opened an eye and raised an eyebrow. An intern then ran up and whispered to Dawn, who gasped. "You mean, we are all alone on this island, without Chris or Chef?" she cried out. The intern continued to whisper to her. "But they left you with a request that I host the show today?" The intern nodded. "Well, of course I will help! I know just what to do for this." Dawn then turned to the camera as the intern ran away. "Greetings everyone. It is time to start Total Drama: The Mentorship, after these opening credits."

After the opening credits, the campers are seen in the mess hall, waiting around for Chef to start serving breakfast. It was now almost a half hour into the breakfast hour.

"Where is Chef?" Hana finally spoke up. "He usually serves us our gruel by now."

"Maybe he's just running late. I mean, he does have to host while Chris is gone." Leroy replied, his arm around Vivian, who smiled.

"Well maybe we should go make something for ourselves. He has to have something other than gruel in that kitchen anyway." Ai said, getting up and walking into the kitchen. She cringed at the sight. It was messy, and rats and roaches were running around. "Apparently the Health Department doesn't keep an eye out for game shows." she muttered.

Ben followed after her and went over to the fridge. He opened it, and found it to be bare, apart from a carton of milk. Upon examining it, however, he quickly put it back, as it had an expiration date of three weeks ago.

Ai opened up a drawer and found some noodles. She held them up triumphantly. "Chef's been holding out on us!"

Ai: I've read enough books to know how to make a decent pasta puttanesca. Actually, A Series of Questionable Eventstaught me a lot of things.

As Ai proceeded to boil some water, Dawn entered the mess hall. "Greetings everyone. I have wonderful news for you all!" Ai and Ben went to the serving window, while everyone else turned to Dawn, and looked at her confused. "I have learned that Chef has gone on a vacation and will return by the semifinals!" This was met with a rolling of eyes.

"And what about Chris?" Leroy asked.

"He has been in deep talks with the producers of the show. Something to do with his contract. But I have been left a message that I am to host the challenge today." Dawn said cheerfully. Everyone gasped.

Leroy: Wait, you mean, that's allowable? That a mentorcan host a challenge? This show gets weirder every day.

Ai: Wow, that's a surprise twist. I wonder what my mentor, Gwen, would have us do for a challenge? -she then shudders at a thought- maybe it would be better not to imagine it.

Dawn: Actually, I must confess that before Chris left two weeks ago, he told us active mentors to start thinking of challenges to do. He said that we need to do something since we're not doing so well at mentoring the pupils. But I do worry about Vivian. Her aura darkens with every day.

Just then, Ai heard the water starting to bubble and disappeared into the kitchen to finish her work. "Ben, pass me the sauce." she called as she started to set up another pot and stir the noodles in the other.

Ben scoured the whole kitchen but couldn't find any sauce. Most of the cabinets were empty, apart from some spider webs and the occasional mouse eating at a crumb. "Um, Ai, I don't think there's any here."

Ai gave a sigh of impatience. "Alright then find me a tomato or tomato juice." she said.

Ben searched around and finally, in the cabinet by Ai's legs, found some tomato juice. Ai flinched when Ben accidentally touched her leg. She glared at him. "Standard number seven: don't touch my legs!"

Ben now rolled his eyes and handed her the juice as she set about finishing up cooking.

Ben: While I'm attracted to her, I can't bring myself to want to date her anymore. Too many "standards".

Ai: I think everyone has an area about them that they are sensitive about. In my case, it's my legs. Why do you think I never wear shorts?

Ai finally served out the pasta when it was ready. It was the first decent meal everyone had had in ages, so no one complained at how watery the sauce ended up being. Ai sat across from Ben. He couldn't help but feeling a bit uneasy around her, especially since she was now looking over her tiny notebook with her new standards.

Ben: When will she take the hint that no one enjoys her standards?

Once breakfast was finished, Dawn led everyone to the edge of the haunted forest. An intern handed her a small basket, which she smiled at.

"Hello little ones." she whispered to the basket.

"Who is she talking to?" Leroy asked, looking at Vivian. Vivian's eyes glowed blue, and she levitated up six baby animals. One was a blind gopher with pink bare skin. The second was a squirrel, but it too was pink. When it opened its eyes, laser beams shot out at Vivian. Everyone gasped. "I'm sorry I asked!" Leroy cried out as he ducked down. Vivian's eyes then started to glow purple, and the laser beam was halted.

"Vivian, please put the baby animals down, you're upsetting them." Dawn said firmly, as Vivian lowered the babies back into the basket. Since they were now wide awake, they stuck their heads out from the basket. The third animal in line was a kid goat with bat wings. It burped and let out a small flame. The fourth was a tiny seagull, which was rattling its snake-like tail in glee. The last mutated animal was a two-headed bunny, and both heads were snarling and biting at each other. The remaining sixth animal was a baby Sasquatch, whom was not mutated. It was sucking its thumb, blinking in confusion at its five mutated companions.

Hana: Awww those animals are so cute! Even mutated babies are cute when they're little! I really hope I get that two headed bunny! Who doesn't love a fluffy bunny baby?

Ai: A Revenge of the Island themed challenge huh? This should be interesting. I'm sure Ben and I will win whatever challenge Dawn has in mind with the babies.

Dawn then handed the basket back to the intern. "As you more than likely know, Wawanakwa was sunk by Chris back in Total Drama All-Stars. However, most of the mutated animals had managed to escape. What we did not know at the time was that some were separated from their little ones."

Leroy raised his hand up. "So," he gulped, his nerves overwhelming him, "I'm guessing our challenge is to reunite them with their parents?"

Dawn smiled. "That's right!"

Vivian took Leroy's hand and gave her boyfriend a smile. "Relax, Leroy. You have me for protection. This is going to be an easy challenge!" As she said this, her eyes glowed purple again, and a nearby bush exploded. Everyone blinked at her. "Oops…" Vivian said nervously, blushing lightly.

Vivian: Lately I've had a bit of trouble controlling my ESP. But I'm sure as I use it more, I'll understand it better. -as she says that, her eyes glow purple and the toilet paper in the confessional explodes- I didn't mean to do that.

"The first person to reunite their baby with their parents will win immunity. Oh, and I should mention that you don't have to worry about anything dangerous in the forest. I didn't add any dangerous animals or traps. However, I feel obligated to warn you that the parents may be enraged when they see you with their baby." Dawn said, as an intern handed her a foghorn. She took it and frowned at it. "Do I have to use it?" she asked the intern nervously. The intern nodded. "Very well…" She pressed the button and the foghorn blared off. "The challenge has begun! Good luck little ones." she said, picking up the basket and giving them a loving look.

Hana immediately ran and got the two-headed bunny. Phillip, who had remained unusually quiet, took the kid goat. Vivian took the blind gopher, and Leroy grabbed the rattlesnake seagull. Ben was going to go for the Sasquatch, but the laser squirrel jumped onto his face. His screams were muffled under the baby's body as he struggled to remove it. He finally did, and held the squirrel out as far away from his body as possible as he made his way down the trail with the others. Ai was pleased and picked up the Sasquatch.

Ai: Was everyone here blind? Why would you want a mutated baby that would be hard to control when you can have a non-mutated baby?

Hana was all too pleased to have gotten the two-headed bunny. Its body was covered in soft, velvety fur, so she enjoyed hugging it. The two heads, however, did not enjoy the singer's constant hugging. They looked at each other and nodded at each other, and then they each bit Hana's arms. Hana screamed and dropped the bunny, which seemed to laugh at her as they hopped away. "No! Come back here bunny!" she cried out as she hurried after it.

Leroy and Vivian walked together. "Okay, I'm guessing that your baby is going to find its parents underground while mine is going to be up in a tree." Leroy said, looking nervously at his rattlesnake seagull. The gull was shaking its tail with glee.

Leroy: I've never known a seagull to be poisonous. But a rattlesnake seagull has me questioning my safety.

"Don't worry, Leroy." Vivian said. "Just pretend that you're holding a human baby." Then her baby gopher started to cry loudly. "Shh little one… please don't cry." Vivian said, rocking the gopher gently, but this only frightened the gopher more and it cried more. "I said stop crying!" Vivian said, her patience level thinning. And of course, the baby would not stop crying. Vivian growled and her eyes glowed pink and all of the bushes surrounding the couple exploded, covering Leroy, Vivian and the baby animals in leaves and goo from smashed berries. The baby gopher ended up getting some gooey berries in its mouth, which it seemed to enjoy and it stopped crying. Vivian was now exhausted from such a large exertion of energy, but gave a weary smile as the baby gopher was now quiet.

Leroy gave a sigh. "Vivian, is it me, or are you getting more out of control with every passing minute with that ESP?"

Vivian didn't answer. She just stumbled forward, and gently held her gopher close for a sense of comfort. She was beginning to scare herself.

Ai and Ben were walking together. The baby Sasquatch was riding on Ai's back, while Ben's baby laser squirrel had gone back to sleep. He hoped it would stay asleep so it wouldn't shoot lasers again or cling to his face.

The two campers looked at each other, and Ai quickly looked away, blushing. Ben rolled his eyes. Just as Phillip was no good at taking hints about love, the same could be said for Ai.

Ai was about to open her mouth to speak, when the bushes nearby started to rustle. Ai and Ben froze, not sure what to expect. Out from the bush jumped out the kid goat with wings. It was munching on some grass and looking pleased with itself. "Isn't that Phillip's goat?" Ben asked.

"Indeed it is, Little Horse Lover." Phillip's voice came. Ai and Ben looked around confused, but then they spotted him standing on a branch of a tree. His blonde hair gleamed in the sunshine and then he took off his shirt, revealing a perfect body.

Phillip: -he is sitting in the confessional shirtless- I am making one last effort to win my beloved Ai's heart. No one, and I mean no one can resist this perfect body.

"Phillip? What are you doing?" Ai growled. She wasn't impressed with what she was seeing, and she was also unhappy that Phillip just ruined her potential moment of confessing her feelings to Ben.

"I am here…" Phillip started, as he jumped down from the branch, a perfect landing on his feet. "To ask you to be my girlfriend." He then plucked a red rose from a bush and thrust it into Ai's hands. Unfortunately, the rash act caused Ai to prick her hands on the thorns.

Ai had finally had enough. It was time to lay the rules down flat and hard on Phillip. "Phillip… All season, I've been trying to tell you that I do not like you as a boyfriend! I'm not attracted to you! You never listen to me! You let your infatuation blind you! Besides, my heart…" Ai paused. Phillip was looking petrified and hurt, but didn't say anything. "My heart belongs to someone else." And with that, Ai gave Ben a sudden kiss on the lips.

Phillip: Her heart belonged to Little Horse Lover?!What does he have that I don't? He's scrawny! A shrimp! I have a perfect body no one can resist and a charming personality to boot!

Ai: Wow… I can't believe I did that. -she blushes- Kissing Ben felt so good.

Ben: Although the kiss was good, I… -sigh-

Phillip looked as though he was now trying to hold back tears. "I… I understand, Aiyana. I… I will…" he then proceeded to cry and ran away. The little kid goat looked at Ai and kicked dirt in her direction. But Ai barely noticed. She was ecstatic.

"So I guess that… now you know my full feelings?" Ai said, clearly in a daze.

"Yes, I know now." Ben said.

Ai shook her head, noticing Ben's quiet tone. "What's wrong? Aren't you happy? We're a couple now!"

"No Ai, we are not." Ben said, his voice now firm.

Ai bit her lip. She didn't like where this was going. "Well, why not? We have a lot in common, and I know we're attracted to each other."

Ben sighed. "Ai, it's about time that you were told the truth. I am attracted to you, but… it's your standards."

"My standards? But I cut out 110 of them. For you!" Ai said.

"You're still clinging to the ten you have left, and trying to impose them on everything and everyone! Let's face it Ai. You're cute, but not gorgeous! And the strictness is a major turn off. No one on planet Earth will ever want to date you! EVER!" Ben shouted. Ai's eyes were wide, but her pupils were smaller. Ben walked away, leaving Ai alone on the path. The Sasquatch jumped off of Ai's back as it caught a glimpse of black storm clouds suddenly appearing in the sky. Ai stumbled forward, and fell to the ground, just as the rain started to come down, turning the path into mud. There was thunder, which flashed all around her. Ai lay in the mud, her heart broke into tiny little pieces. Something within her snapped, and she sat up, giving a menacing look in Ben's direction.

Ai: -she has her eyes closed- You could have just said "no", Ben. But now you have sealed your fate. -she then opens her eyes, and pops in contacts that turned her eyes instantly red. She then takes her glasses and breaks them in half, and gives a maniacal laugh- You'll suffer greatly for this! If I can't have a happy ending with you, then you will never have a happy ending on this island!

Ai then roughly picked up the Sasquatch baby, whom shivered in fear of her. "Come on, let's win this challenge!" she said, as she headed towards the Sasquatch cave.

The sudden change in weather caught the others off guard too. Ben and the squirrel had decided to take some shelter under some trees to think of where the squirrel parents would be.

Ben: I do feel pretty bad about what I said to Ai. But then again, I also feel good that I got it off of my chest. Knowing her, she's probably taking it okay and reading a book on Sasquatches until the storm passes.

The rain was finally letting up a bit, but the dark cloud cover remained. Ben and the squirrel baby headed off towards a grove where squirrels liked to hang out.

Further down the path, Phillip had entered a rocky clearing with the kid goat. He sat down on a rock and resumed his crying. The kid goat went up to Phillip. "Baaaa?"

"Oh, dear little goat, I cannot go on. Ai has chosen that Little Horse Lover instead of me! How will I ever go on?" As he was speaking, larger goats with wings started walking into the clearing.

"Baaaaa!" the kid goat cried out. It thought it saw its parents. Then another pair of goats came up. "Baa?" the kid goat was now confused. It looked to Phillip for help, but Phillip was sitting uselessly on the rock, crying his heart out.

Leroy and Vivian had found their way to the base of the cliff. "I know that the gulls like to nest up at the top of the cliff. Let's head that way and then we'll search for your beavers." Leroy said. That's when the first round of rain had reached them. The rattlesnake seagull squawked unhappily at the change in weather. "Settle down, calm down!" Leroy said, trying to stroke the bird on the back. This worked, and the gull calmed down. "Alright, change of plan, you go take shelter, Vivi. I'll go find the nest."

"Be careful, Leroy! You're the only one in the world worth more to me than one million dollars." Vivian said. The two stared lovingly into each other's eyes and then they shared a quick kiss before Leroy bravely charged up the cliff slope.

In the rocky area, Phillip was finally aware of the large number of goats that had gathered around. The kid goat was now whimpering in fear at the sheer volume of adult goats. Phillip looked around. Not all of these goats had wings. He picked up the kid goat, and waded his way around, looking for a pair of goats with wings. It wasn't long before he finally found them, all the way near the edge of the herd. "Baaaa!" the kid goat flew over to its parents.

"Baaaaaaaa!" the parent goats called out in reply, flying up to meet their child. They smiled at Phillip and they flew off towards the mountains.

"And the kid goat was reunited with its parents! Aww, good luck sweet little thing!" Dawn's voice came from the speaker system. "Oh, and uh, Phillip has won immunity! But keep going everyone else! We simply must reunite these families! They love each other!"

Ai: This show makes me sick. There is no such thing as true love, family love, friendship love… It's all fake!

Leroy: Wait, wait, wait… Phillip won immunity? That's a first!

Leroy was now at the top of the cliff slope. There weren't many trees, so it did not take long for him to find the nest that the rattlesnake seagull belonged to. However, as he climbed the tree, and peeked into the nest, the adults made hissing snake sounds at him, rattling their tails threateningly. "Okay, okay, I get it. Here's your baby bird. I'm out of here!" he didn't even climb down; he just slid his way down the tree once the baby bird was restored to its home. The rattling noises died down, except for the gleeful rattle of the baby gull.

Leroy was making his way down the slope, when he spotted Vivian running towards him. He caught her in his arms. "What's wrong? Vivi, talk to me!"

Vivian was out of breath, but she pointed at an approaching brown trail in the ground, not unlike the kind Bugs Bunny would have made in a cartoon. "I… accidentally blew… hole… ground… gopher…"

Just then, as if to prove her point, her eyes glowed bright pink, and the ground nearby exploded, showering the couple in dirt. The baby gopher was giggling with glee at being covered in the damp dirt. A crater was now gaping, as if looking to suck something in. That's when the ground at the bottom of the crater started to shake like something was coming out of it.

"Okay, Vivi, remind me that when this show is over that we need to find you a witch doctor." Leroy said, as the brown trail got closer, and the crater then erupted in a second shower of dirt. Leroy and Vivian were now trapped between a giant pink blind gopher and a brown trail. "Vivi! Quick, give the baby to the gopher! Maybe it will call whatever is down there off!"

"Too tired… Need nap." Vivian said faintly. Vivian then proceeded to fall to the ground, and curled up at Leroy's feet, quickly dozing off.

"Ugh, great." Leroy whimpered. Just then, the brown trail went up to the baby gopher, which was now sitting on Vivian's head, and then it made a U-turn and hurried down the cliff side, in another direction. Leroy then picked up the gopher baby and held it up to the giant blind one. The blind gopher rawred and spat in Leroy's face, but then the baby giggled and rubbed its nuzzle against the giant's body. The giant gopher picked up the little one. They proceeded to smell each other, and then they squealed at each other before the giant gopher went back underground happily.

Leroy let out a sigh of relief, and then picked up Vivian to carry her back to camp.

Hana was still looking around for her two-headed bunny. She was close to the vampire bat cave. "Bunny? Are you here?" she called out. Behind her, the two-headed bunny quietly jumped out from a bush. They were growing bored of the hunt, so they decided to just return to Hana and find their parents.

They nuzzled her legs and she turned around, and Hana gasped in joy. She picked the bunny up and hugged it tightly again. "There you are my bunny! I was so worried about you!" The two heads just looked at each other, both hoping the hugging would all be over soon.

Meantime, Ben had finally arrived at the squirrel grove. None of the nests were obvious from the bottom of the trees. The baby laser squirrel had dozed off, but at the echoing sounds of squirrel calls, it opened its eyes and let out its laser beams at the trees. Most of the trees ended up being cut in half, and toppled down like a dominos set. All of the animals that lived in the trees, including a family of mutant squirrels, climbed out from the mess and glared at Ben. Ben gulped and gave a nervous wave at the animals. "Um… hi?" he said. The baby squirrel ran over to its family and chirped at them, pointing at Ben. The animals now were closing in on Ben. "Oh crap…"

Meantime, Ai had finally climbed the top of the mountain with the Sasquatch cave. Her now red eyes glowed in the darkness. "Alright Sasquatch! Here's your little brat!" she called out, as a Sasquatch walked up to her, holding a newspaper in its hand. She thrust the baby into its arms and walked away. "I may not have won immunity, but Ben didn't either. That's all that matters! He's history!" she said, manically laughing again, summoning a clap of lightning and thunder.

The Sasquatch looked at the baby. They shrugged at each other. They weren't related but both were too nervous to go confront Ai about it.

Elsewhere, Hana had finally wandered with the two-headed bunny towards the base of the cliff, where they saw the damage caused by Vivian's out of control ESP and the brown trail. The baby bunny saw its chance and leapt out of Hana's arms. "Wait little bunny! Where are you going now?"

The two-headed bunny sniffed at the trail, and hopped along the trail. Hana followed closely behind. They went up the slope, made the U-turn back down, and headed towards the rocky field with the goat herds. The trail continued on towards the mountain base where the Sasquatch cave was. It wasn't until they reached the now destroyed squirrel grove that they found the trail had ended. The two-headed bunny thumped on the ground. "Wait, little cutie bunny! How do you know what that is making this?" Hana asked, out of breath and exhausted from all the walking. She then noticed the destruction. "I can't imagine what caused this!" she gasped.

The two-headed bunny's thumping, however, started to cause an earthquake. Then, from the edge of the brown trail, a giant muscular two-headed bunny jumped out. One head was munching on a carrot. "Eh, what's up doc?" said the other head.

The two-headed baby bunny nuzzled at the giant's leg. The giant picked it up and smiled. "What ch'ya doin' with mah little boy?" asked head that had spoken first, while the other head finished eating the carrot.

"I-I-I'm here… to-to-to-to return your-your… baby…" Hana stuttered. Hana then started to run off. The giant two-headed rabbit blinked but just nuzzled its offspring lovingly and jumped back to the underground trail.

Phillip, Leroy and Vivian were waiting at the edge of the haunted forest. Dawn was in a deep meditation trance, which was creeping Leroy and Phillip out. Vivian was just starting to wake up, but as she did, her eyes glowed pink and a tree exploded into a rain of wood, dirt and leaves. Somehow, Dawn was spared from this, and she never opened her eyes. Vivian fell back to sleep again, much to the concern of Leroy who was still holding her in his arms.

Hana finally arrived, running as if being chased by something. She turned around and grinned at realization that she wasn't being chased by the giant. She whipped out the violin she had been carrying around and proceeded to play a celebratory note. She then noticed that Phillip was not looking so well, but also knew that now was not the time to deal with it; it could probably wait until after the campfire ceremony.

That's when Ai joined the others.

Ai's hair was frizzled, and sticking out all over the place. She was carrying the broken remains of her glasses, and she was covered in mud and dirt. Her eyes were red. "Ai?" Hana gasped.

Leroy shook Vivian awake, and everyone stared in shock at Ai. "What happened? You look like you've encountered something horrible!" Leroy said.

"And your eyes!" Vivian said, now standing up. "They weren't red before."

Ai then burst into tears, shocking everyone further. "It was… It was…"

Just then, Ben arrived back. He looked beat up and his clothes was torn up in places. He turned back and the animals he had unintentionally hurt shook their fists at him in defeat at the edge of the forest. They then went back into the trees. He was in a state of shock, but as even more surprised at the sight of Ai. Ai had her back now turned to the others, so she safely gave Ben a bone-chilling insane smile.

Ben: She looked at me as if I were her dinner! I have no idea what happened to her after I left her, but clearly it was nothing nice.

Ai then started sniffling and turned back to the others. By now her red eyes were dulling down from crying, but she then pointed a shaking finger at Ben. "He… he…"

Leroy and Vivian didn't bother to hear the rest. They knew that Ai had feelings for Ben. But for him to do something that would cause Ai to look like that… "Well, I think it's clear who's going home tonight!" Vivian said.

"Enough!" came Dawn's voice. She had been forgotten about in the heated moment. "We shall vote at sunset. And thank you for helping me do the right thing in the name of Mother Earth."

Ai pretended to cry again and hurried away to her cabin.

Ai: Hehe… I did learn something from Patrick. A good actress can manipulate everyone!

At sunset, everyone gathered at the campfire. Dawn was standing where Chris usually stood and next to her was an intern dressed in a hazmat suit, holding a led box.

"Is that…?" Leroy asked, pointing at the box.

"Yes, it is indeed the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom. Chris left a message insisting that we use it this episode." Dawn said. "And I have run through all the votes. There is no debate about this."

Phillip: I vote off that Scheming Weasel Horse Lover! He has stolen Ai's heart! And stealing is wrong!

Ben: I'm voting off Ai. Only because she looks like she needs to get away from the game. And… yeah, I'm scared of her right now.

"If you get the Toxic Marshmallow, it means you have been voted off. Regular marshmallows go to Phillip, Hana… Leroy… Vivian."

Ai had by now refreshed her red contacts, so her eyes were blood red again. She gave a smirk of knowing, while Ben had started to sweat. Dawn then tossed Ai a regular marshmallow, and Ben was tossed the toxic one. Luckily for him, it landed near his feet and sank into the ground, leaving a trail of smoke. He sighed. "Right. I'm not really surprised. I'm more surprised that I managed to make it to the final six…"

"Ben, I am sorry. But this is for the best. The tea leaves I have read this evening indicated that if you stay on the island any longer, something terrible would have happened to you anyway. You must leave at once!" Dawn said, pointing to the Whirlpool of Loserdom.

Ben walked down the dock. Ezekiel walked with him. As he reached the end of the dock, he turned back to gaze at the island. He then spotted Ai was now behind him, her red eyes glowing in the darkness. She then gave Ben a violent push and he landed head first into the Whirlpool. She gave a maniacal laugh, to which Ezekiel raised an eyebrow to.

The cameras then flashed over to Dawn. "Well, that was a rewarding day. But now, the sun has set, and the moon has risen. Tune in next time to TOTAL. DRAMA. THE MENTORSHIP!" Dawn then coughed at having to raise her voice so high.

Ai: Now that he's gone… I can now focus on eliminating the happy couple. -she holds up a picture of Vivian and proceeded to trace the outline around Vivian's face- They think that they are going to make it to the final two, and prove that love conquers all. Well they have another thing coming! I'm going to destroy them! I'm going to destroy allof them!