Mythical Studies was focused on reviewing the Inca gods. That night Petra made her rounds choosing everyone's outfit for the Saturday recording. That's exactly what she was doing in Eren and Levi's dorm while the vampires were getting blood.

"You've cut down Sasha." Eren said with a smile after she had finished her order. She smiled a little.

"Yeah, Marco's been helping me out." She said. Marco smiled a little as well as Eren nodded to the two.

"Good. I'm glad the room change is working in our advantage." Eren said. "So Armin, how're you holding up being surrounded by Mikasa and Annie more that usual?" Armin shrugged.

"Fine. We're all focused on our work, don't have to worry about randomly walking in on anyone tongue fucking each other or worse. I'd say I've got it good." The blond said before ordering his blood.

"This is still fucking weird." Levi said as he watched the vampires. "It's like you're ordering fucking take out." Eren laughed lightly.

"Well, it's what we have to do to survive." Eren said, snuggling into his boyfriend.

"So we're meeting in the dance studio Saturday morning, right?" Krista asked. Eren nodded.

"Yeah, at nine."

"Nine?" Connie asked. "Why so early?"

"So that we can record everything we need too, and if we need to rerecord then, I'd rather get most of it done Saturday." Eren explained. Connie sighed as he leaned on Sasha's shoulder.

"I might die Saturday." He said.

"Better get your last fuck in then." Levi said as he draped his tail over Eren's leg. It was at that time they heard a scream from the bedroom. Everyone looked worried, but Levi was smirking.

"LEVI WHAT THE FUCK!" Petra yelled. Coming out, holding out a furry tail by the tip, a butt plug attached to the end of it. Eren turned bright red, the embarrassed blush covering his face and even moving to his ears and down his neck.

"What?" Levi asked, still smirking.

"Why the fuck is this in your fucking dresser?" Petra asked. For whatever reason, she wasn't blushing. But a few of the other vampires were.

"You see how the rooms set up." Levi said with a small shrug. "If it's in the top drawer, it's easy to grab." Levi said, turning and nipping at Eren's ear, eyes flashing ice blue. "And I plan to put it and a few other gifts to good use in a few weeks."

"Welcome." Ymir said with a wide smile.

"You could always use a normal one and make him wear it for a day." Annie said once she finished ordering her blood.

"That's probably going to be for mating season." Mikasa said.

"Makes prepping easier." Armin said, leaning back on the couch. "So when Eren starts walking weird in February, it's because he's either been thoroughly fucked, or there's a plug in his ass."

"Holy fuck guys! Why?" Eren whined, covering his face.

"Because it's you Yeager." Jean said with a shrug. Eren turned his eyes to Jean before a dangerous glint came to his eyes.

"I think you're jealous that you can only pull off a horse plug." Eren said. Jean and Marco blushed, but Jean glared back.

"Oh really?" Eren nodded.

"Yup."

"And what makes you so sure you can pull off anything else?" Jean snapped back.

"Have you seen the plug collection you fuckers have given us? We have a fucking pink one that glows in the dark and fucking SPARKLES. And let us not forget our dildo collection." Levi said with a deadpan look. "We could fucking roleplay every damn fairytale that has any animal in it, or anything else." Eren was blushing again. "Have you imagined your lover in a sexy bunny outfit?"

"Everyday." Ymir said, smirking towards Krista.

"You're still sleeping on the couch, so get over yourself." Krista said with an overly cheerful smile.

"... Eren doesn't have anything for a sexy bunny outfit though." Petra said as she casually swung the plug around.

"I know." Levi growled out. "All we have is the damn tail and ears."

"Are we done?" Eren whined. "They don't need so many details on my sex life. And Petra, put that away."

"You should probably wash your hands too. Levi's admitted to them using it already." Annie said. Petra blanched and dropped the plug on the floor.

"Hey! That was expensive!" Ymir said.

"You didn't even buy it." Reiner said.

"Doesn't mean anything." She said. Levi had gone and picked it up, putting it next to the kitchenette sink to wash once the others were gone.

"Are you done in there?" Levi asked, looking at Petra with a slightly annoyed expression.

"No. But am I going to find anymore of your's and Eren's sex toys?" She asked, crossing her arms. Levi smirked.

"You bet. So get ready." And the werewolf prince just sat next to his mate again, wrapping an arm around his shoulders possessively. "And don't drop them on the floor anymore. Throw them on the bed and I'll put them away." Levi said. Petra sighed before returning to her previous task. They heard a drawer open before Petra whined.

"I fucking hate you!" She said, and Levi snickered lightly. Eren groaned.

"Fuck my life."

My hand slipped... I wanted Petra to freak out at SOMETHING... and it just... kinda happened...